Cock Talk

[Endless_Night]

Holy . . . .

*looks at single champagne flute in hand*

And I only started drinking to keep default company!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Oh I've had a bottle and a half of prosecco. And 4 shots.

Sounds like a great start!

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

Only having the single member and no alcohol, I feel under prepared for this thread

 

[MindYaBitness]

It involves two hands a mouth and vagina.

I don't want to crumbs in my hoo-ha

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Ice cream & Oral

Have you ever had a guy hold an ice cube in his mouth and then go down on you?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Ice cream & Oral

Now wait, am I eating the ice while getting the oral or batting ice cream on my cock and getting oral?
Not that it matters, just wondering.

 

[MindYaBitness]

What I am wondering here is how you people have gotten on the outside of 4 shots/drinks and still manage to type!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Only having the single member and no alcohol, I feel under prepared for this thread

I had a Dr. Pepper earlier. That’s all I got!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Have you ever had a guy hold an ice cube in his mouth and then go down on you?

My spouse wouldn't think of it, and would cringe if I suggested it

 

[MindYaBitness]

Now wait, am I eating the ice while getting the oral or batting ice cream on my cock and getting oral?
Not that it matters, just wondering.

Yes

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

I had a Dr. Pepper earlier. That’s all I got!

I see you a Cherry Coke (damn proud there was no typo there)

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

And I only started drinking to keep default company!

And I appreciate you. Nowwww down the hatch?

 

[MindYaBitness]

I see you a Cherry Coke (damn proud there was no typo there)

I got your cherry right here

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

My spouse wouldn't think of it, and would cringe if I suggested it

But it tastes good! And it's fun! And I bet you look sexy AF when you're riding a tongue! And I'm going to get another drink! Maybe some water

 

[Endless_Night]

And I appreciate you. Nowwww down the hatch?

I'm working on it!!

Halfway

 

[lavendersilk]

Oh I've had a bottle and a half of prosecco. And 4 shots.

Hey, girl, hey.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I'm working on it!!

Halfway

That's good; start with half, you don't want to gag on the whole thing out of the gate

 

[hotwords229_A]

That's good start with half, you don't want to gag on the whole thing out of the gate

I was about to warn her, but now it’s too late.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I was about to warn her, but now it’s too late.

You don't think I got in there in time? Story. Of. My. Life.

 

[Endless_Night]

Omg. You guys are sooooooooo

 

[hotwords229_A]

I picked up my tablet to look something up. That was like 45 minutes ago.
I reminisced about my sexy English teacher, learned about cuttlefish, then had all my hopes of becoming one dashed, made some inappropriate four barreled cock comments to some nice people who didn’t deserve it (but I liked it ) imagined an MFM with default and learned of many people’s drinking preferences.

I have absolutely no idea what I was originally going to look up.

 

[lavendersilk]

I picked up my tablet to look something up. That was like 45 minutes ago.
I reminisced about my sexy English teacher, learned about cuttlefish, then had all my hopes of becoming one dashed, made some inappropriate four barreled cock comments to some nice people who didn’t deserve it (but I liked it ) imagined an MFM with default and learned of many people’s drinking preferences.

I have absolutely no idea what I was originally going to look up.

Who's this default? Sounds like a nice person...

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I picked up my tablet to look something up. That was like 45 minutes ago.
I reminisced about my sexy English teacher, learned about cuttlefish, then had all my hopes of becoming one dashed, made some inappropriate four barreled cock comments to some nice people who didn’t deserve it (but I liked it ) imagined an MFM with default and learned of many people’s drinking preferences.

I have absolutely no idea what I was originally going to look up.

Try threesome porn. That always works for me

 

[Endless_Night]

I know!!! I just peeked after checking PMs and *boom*

 

[hotwords229_A]

Try threesome porn. That always works for me

Me too, but that’s another 45 minutes!

Okay, 45 seconds.