Cock Talk

[hotwords229_A]

If there was a mustelidae in man form, I'd at least like a shot at making it happy!

You might get 4 shots!

 

[Wand3rlust]

I've had 4 shots.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

If there was a mustelidae in man form, I'd at least like a shot at making it happy!

And I'd love to watch you try

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I've had 4 shots.

Of?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Tequila rose.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Not to mention all that cum!

That's a feature, not a bug

 

[hotwords229_A]

Tequila rose.

I had imagined something very else.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Tequila rose.

Has science gone too far?
They just keep combining 2 great things.
I'm still waiting for cupcake blowjobs

 

[Wand3rlust]

They'd be good.

Or salted caramel.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I had imagined something very else.

At first me too, but sometimes tequila and rosé lead to the other thing

 

[hotwords229_A]

I'm still waiting for cupcake blowjobs

That’s totally a thing.

 

[hotwords229_A]

They'd be good.

Or salted caramel.

Cupcake blowjobs?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I had imagined something very else.

You been hitting the booze? What's something very else?

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

Has science gone too far?
I'm still waiting for cupcake blowjobs

Isn’t that what a ring donut is for, or did I get this all wrong?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Cupcake blowjobs?

Yes. Wouldn't they?

 

[Wand3rlust]

You been hitting the booze? What's something very else?

No I think that's me.

 

[hotwords229_A]

You been hitting the booze? What's something very else?

It involves two hands a mouth and vagina.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

That’s totally a thing.

Prove it!!!!!

 

[Endless_Night]

What I am wondering here is how you people have gotten on the outside of 4 shots/drinks and still manage to type!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

What I am wondering here is how you people have gotten on the outside of 4 shots/drinks and still manage to type!

You see, my liver has been bombarded with different alcohols for the last 20 years and it's really built up a resistance to it. I keep trying to kill Lilly but she's a fighter, that's for sure

 

[hotwords229_A]

Prove it!!!!!

I guess it depends, are you eating the cupcake and receiving the BJ? Easy.
Are you eating the cupcake and giving the BJ? Still pretty easy.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Oh I've had a bottle and a half of prosecco. And 4 shots.

 

[MindYaBitness]

You might get 4 shots!

If I'm lucky

 

[Endless_Night]

Oh I've had a bottle and a half of prosecco. And 4 shots.

Holy . . . .

*looks at single champagne flute in hand*

 

[MindYaBitness]

Has science gone too far?
They just keep combining 2 great things.
I'm still waiting for cupcake blowjobs

Ice cream & Oral