Cock Talk

[Endless_Night]

Try threesome porn. That always works for me

Whoa!



*Note the three emojis.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Who's this default? Sounds like a nice person...

I dunno, I looked at his profile and it really seems like he copied me to a T. Super funny and great body, amazingly witty, probably has a gorgeous dong. What was I talking about?

 

[lavendersilk]

Whoa!



*Note the three emojis.

And none of them clickable...

 

[hotwords229_A]

Whoa!



*Note the three emojis.

Is that an MFM or an MMF?

 

[lavendersilk]

Is that an MFM or an MMF?

If their faces look like that, someone isn't doing it right.

 

[Endless_Night]

And none of them clickable...

Whoa!

Is that an MFM or an MMF?

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

 

[Endless_Night]

If their faces look like that, someone isn't doing it right.

Omg.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Whoa!



*Note the three emojis.

Duly noted
You've never gotten a lil curious and clicked into pornhubs threesome section? This site's story section also has a great threesome section. I like to go into the 'first time' heading and then click 'tags' then search for threesomes. You're welcome in advance

 

[hotwords229_A]

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Sounds like an MFM!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

If their faces look like that, someone isn't doing it right.

That's what they all look like just before a loving hand is pressed against the back of their head

 

[lavendersilk]

Whoa!


Whoa, whoa, whoa!

I'm sorry if I offended you. My inner Bogey came out.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I'm sorry if I offended you. My inner Boner came out.

FIFY

 

[Endless_Night]

Duly noted
You've never gotten a lil curious and clicked into pornhubs threesome section? This site's story section also has a great threesome section. I like to go into the 'first time' heading and then click 'tags' then search for threesomes. You're welcome in advance

Uh . . . .

I, actually, have not.

(These things always feel so awkward to admit.)

And as Pornhub has hopped it from Texas I probably never will!

 

[MindYaBitness]

But it tastes good! And it's fun! And I bet you look sexy AF when you're riding a tongue! And I'm going to get another drink! Maybe some water

Lol, I'm sure it is, but how do you think I ended up here? Let's put this in story form: once upon a time a sweet, unsuspecting vanilla cupcake saw a frosted cookie across the bakery and vowed to make her his wife. Only to be shocked & dismayed when that cookie's frosting came off after the wedding and he found that he'd not married a shortbread cookie, but a monster cookie who enjoyed dozens of different flavors. So, the monster cookie tried to live the sweet cupcake life until she found an online outlet who enjoyed cookies full of m&m's, peanut butter, oats, etc. Just like her. The end

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Uh . . . .

I, actually, have not.

(These things always feel so awkward to admit.)

And as Pornhub has hopped it from Texas I probably never will!

https://nordvpn.com/

I read that Ted Cruz might lose his re-election!

 

[MindYaBitness]

I dunno, I looked at his profile and it really seems like he copied me to a T. Super funny and great body, amazingly witty, probably has a gorgeous dong. What was I talking about?

And, he's sooooo humble

 

[hotwords229_A]

Lol, I'm sure it is, but how do you think I ended up here? Let's put this in story form: once upon a time a sweet, unsuspecting vanilla cupcake saw a frosted cookie across the bakery and vowed to make her his wife. Only to be shocked & dismayed when that cookie's frosting came off after the wedding and he found that he'd not married a shortbread cookie, but a monster cookie who enjoyed dozens of different flavors. So, the monster cookie tried to live the sweet cupcake life until she found an online outlet who enjoyed cookies full of m&m's, peanut butter, oats, etc. Just like her. The end

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Lol, I'm sure it is, but how do you think I ended up here? Let's put this in story form: once upon a time a sweet, unsuspecting vanilla cupcake saw a frosted cookie across the bakery and vowed to make her his wife. Only to be shocked & dismayed when that cookie's frosting came off after the wedding and he found that he'd not married a shortbread cookie, but a monster cookie who enjoyed dozens of different flavors. So, the monster cookie tried to live the sweet cupcake life until she found an online outlet who enjoyed cookies full of m&m's, peanut butter, oats, etc. Just like her. The end

Dork with nice boobs is a great tagline, but 'frosted cookie' has a special place in my heart now
Reading this made me hope that I'm filled with something tasty. The peanut butter I don't think ever made it inside, it was always lathered over the balls

 

[Endless_Night]

https://nordvpn.com/

I am going to need so much more information before I click that link!

I read that Ted Cruz might lose his re-election!

Really?! *makes note to check news*

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I am going to need so much more information before I click that link!
https://nordvpn.com/

It lets you hide from the government! The internet thinks you're in Iceland or the Philippines or something

Really?! *makes note to check news*

It was probably biased reporting but it made me hopeful

 

[MindYaBitness]

I am going to need so much more information before I click that link!
https://nordvpn.com/

Really?! *makes note to check news*

I use Nord VPN 24/7 on my computer & phone. I also use duckduckgo browser. I dont like companies tracking me, and what I look at is my own business. Plus, If someone shares a link and you can't open it because they're in another country, you can You can select that country and make it look like you live there so that you can watch or see whatever the link is

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

@LadyLascivious1
Hi, from the future! When you catch up, I referenced you earlier but purposely didn't tag you. Good luck finding it!
mua aha ahahaha ahha

 

[Endless_Night]

It lets you hide from the government! The internet thinks you're in Iceland or the Philippines or something

Ohhhhhhh!

Clever.

 

[Endless_Night]

I use Nord VPN 24/7 on my computer & phone. I also use duckduckgo browser. I dont like companies tracking me, and what I look at is my own business. Plus, If someone shares a link and you can't open it because they're in another country, you can You can select that country and make it look like you live there so that you can watch or see whatever the link is

I often use DuckDuckGo. *nods*

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Ohhhhhhh!

Clever.

I may be a perv, but I'm a resourceful perv