Cock Talk

[Endless_Night]

You’re still thinking about the Ovipositor, huh?

Please. I am trying to forget.

Yep! Enny has a penchant for finding monster erotica and stumbled across a sex toy shop that catered to that demographic.

It was a hilarious night. For some of us. I’m pretty sure she’s still traumatized

Yes.

Now I’m curious though. @Endless_Night, have you actually read any of those books? Or do you just like finding they exist?

Egad. I don't read them!

It . . . hmmm, I can't remember quite how it started. Some conversation with @hotwords229_A that rolled into chaos and completely wrecked my internet search history.


Always blame @hotwords229_A.

 

[Endless_Night]

Hey, maybe they're using the sounding rods to dilate for egg insertion, you never know

Except now I’m thinking about a dick Ovipositor which wasn’t a mental trauma introduced until now

Gah!!!!

I need more coffee.

 

[Bbl87]

I am continuing my speciality of somehow missing any themed dick pics

Eh, you didn't miss much. That freaking wet towel weighed it down a bit. But when a challenge is issued, I gotta try!

 

[Apisto42]

Hey, maybe they're using the sounding rods to dilate for egg insertion, you never know

And that’s my cue to exit…

 

[hotwords229_A]

hmmm, I can't remember quite how it started. Some conversation with @hotwords229_A that rolled into chaos and completely wrecked my internet search history.


Always blame @hotwords229_A.

Tentacles.

 

[SixShooter14]

Do you think they use quail eggs

...

And that’s my cue to exit…

Yep...same

 

[blazingsaddles69]

Nice thread any pics?

 

[Tessinwales]

I find this as good as anything.

 

[Apisto42]

Tentacles.

Who doesn’t like a good tentacle?

 

[Bbl87]

Tentacles.

Don't knock it 'til ya tried it. Just sayin'.

I find this as good as anything.

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Well, my favorite exercise for better sex is... more sex.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Who doesn’t like a good tentacle?

A tentacle dildo pic made the rounds awhile back...
https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExb3QxeHA1Zzd0NGNrM2FkZHFyejBpanQ4dGVidHN1N3RoeXM0bnJ5cCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/2pU8T0OTNkmre/giphy.gif

 

[Apisto42]

A tentacle dildo pic made the rounds awhile back...
https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExb3QxeHA1Zzd0NGNrM2FkZHFyejBpanQ4dGVidHN1N3RoeXM0bnJ5cCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/2pU8T0OTNkmre/giphy.gif

Yeah, I was there for that. While not the owner of a lady garden, you might try it once. Read some Lovecraft first for ambience.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Yeah, I was there for that. While not the owner of a lady garden, you might try it once. Read some Lovecraft first for ambience.

This may be the first time ever I've heard Lovecraft mentioned in the same sentence as anything even close to eluding sex.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Tentacle dildos? To each their own but...

 

[Bbl87]

A tentacle dildo pic made the rounds awhile back...
https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExb3QxeHA1Zzd0NGNrM2FkZHFyejBpanQ4dGVidHN1N3RoeXM0bnJ5cCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/2pU8T0OTNkmre/giphy.gif

I mean, I could grab the one we have here. But it's not as scary as some.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I mean, I could grab the one we have here. But it's not as scary as some.

You do you, boo!

 

[Bbl87]

You do you, boo!

Hey, it wasn't MY idea. NMK, but if it makes her happy. . When your wife who rarely expresses interest in sex mentions being intrigued by a toy, you buy that shit.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Tentacles.

Who doesn’t like a good tentacle?

exactly… what he said.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Hey, it wasn't MY idea. NMK, but if it makes her happy. . When your wife who rarely expresses interest in sex mentions being intrigued by a toy, you buy that shit.

I'd give one a try just out of curiosity I think. I don't wanna get frisky with Squidward or anything but the sensation might be interesting

 

[Bbl87]

exactly… what he said.

I mean, they've even snuck their way into fleshlights...

 

[crazychemgirl]

I mean, they've even snuck their way into fleshlights...

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I have concerns.

 

[Bbl87]

I'd give one a try just out of curiosity I think. I don't wanna get frisky with Squidward or anything but the sensation might be interesting

I'll be honest, the I think what it "was" intrigued her, but in practice she really likes the gradual taper to work up to some pretty significant girth. An inch more than me in fact at the widest. But she's a fan of the stretch.

 

[Bbl87]

I have concerns.

I mean, you can't really feel it. Not that I know from experience...

 

[RosewoodTulip]

I'll be honest, the I think what it "was" intrigued her, but in practice she really likes the gradual taper to work up to some pretty significant girth. An inch more than me in fact at the widest. But she's a fan of the stretch.

Well it's good that she's found something she enjoys. It's a risk spending money only to be disappointed

 

[Bbl87]

Well it's good that she's found something she enjoys. It's a risk spending money only to be disappointed

Ya.

Best part, it was a custom order on etsy shop. So she got it in her choice of pretty colors. They make some pretty cool stuff actually.

When it shipped, it was literally shipped from like 2 towns over. She was like, OMFG what if it's someone we know. I about died.