Cock Talk

[Endless_Night]

Well, good news, my inappropriate photography was rescued from the micro SD card thanks to my tech prowess!

Booyah?

 

[Bbl87]

Booyah?

I'm counting it as a win. I've got some quality work in there!

 

[Endless_Night]

I'm counting it as a win. I've got some quality work in there!

Oh, I wasn't disqualifying it as a win! Just glossing over the - for me - unknowable tech prowess.

 

[Bbl87]

Oh, I wasn't disqualifying it as a win! Just glossing over the - for me - unknowable tech prowess.

I mean, prowess might be overselling what went into it. But I'm sticking with it.

I almost posted a public dick pic in celebration, but came to my senses.

 

[Endless_Night]

I mean, prowess might be overselling what went into it. But I'm sticking with it.

I almost posted a public dick pic in celebration, but came to my senses.

Uh. Thank you!

 

[Bbl87]

Uh. Thank you!

I'm not sure if I should be appreciative or offended.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Hmm.
1- Phone sharing…. I don’t think I mind. If you snoop you find what you find.

2- @Bbl87 congrats on your ability to preserve your photographic evidence lol

 

[Bbl87]

Hmm.
1- Phone sharing…. I don’t think I mind. If you snoop you find what you find.

2- @Bbl87 congrats on your ability to preserve your photographic evidence lol

I love it when you @ me, haha. Always curious what I've done to deserve it when I see the notification.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I love it when you @ me, haha. Always curious what I've done to deserve it when I see the notification.

Just being yourself

 

[Whiskeyjack]

The last time my wife went through my phone, she found a bunch of pics of tentacle dildos. She hasn't gone near my phone since. No matter how many times I ask her to.

 

[Bbl87]

The last time my wife went through my phone, she found a bunch of pics of tentacle dildos. She hasn't gone near my phone since. No matter how many times I ask her to.

See, that would keep my wife coming back.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Hmm.
1- Phone sharing…. I don’t think I mind. If you snoop you find what you find.

Waves at MM’s husband

The last time my wife went through my phone, she found a bunch of pics of tentacle dildos. She hasn't gone near my phone since. No matter how many times I ask her to.

I don’t think accidental computer boobs and Lit have helped your cause

 

[darkelf9]

That's a hell of a way to make mashed potatoes.

You should see how they make doughnuts.

 

[UnquietDreams]

What has two thumbs and loves blowjobs?
Was your first blowjob experience a good one?

Yes. Drive in movie. We were making out, and she was explaining how she was trying to be a good girl and wasn't going to do anything more than kiss. I praised her for making a stand. She liked praise. Fifteen minutes or so later, I had fingered her to her first orgasm of the night, and she thanked me with my first blow job ever. She was quite good at it, and let me come in her mouth. Requested it, actually.

Did you ever give or receive a surprise blowjob from someone that was unexpected?

Well, the night I gave a guy a blowjob I didn't expect to, so does that count? Nor did I expect to receive one. So there is that.

Did putting a cock in your mouth feel the way you thought it would the first time you did it?

I had no expectations. And I was kind of just going with the moment. And the E.

What are some good etiquette pointers you would like to share regarding blowjobs?

As a guy, communication, preferably beforehand. She is doing something incredibly intimate for you, so don't ruin it. Regardless of what porn tells you, not every woman wants to be skull fucked, forced into deep throat, or take a facial. Or swallow -- never come without telling her first. A surprise cumshot is no one's friend. Understand that she is in charge of what she will or will not choose to do. And don't be squeamish -- kiss her afterwards, and mean it.

If you do not like getting/giving blowjobs, but your partner does, how do you manage that in your relationship?

Never have I not liked a blowjob.

Of you are good at giving a BJ, why do you think you’re so good? What is your secret?

I did it once. Well, twice, but in the same session. He didn't complain, but he didn't come then either. I was okay with that.

Do you prefer to cum in the mouth, on the breasts or all over her hair (like most women desire )?

I love to come in a woman's mouth (or throat). Also, as a big fan of coitus a mammalia, especially in combination with oral, I love to come between her breasts, or wrapping my cum like a rosary around her throat. I also had a couple of partners who really loved facials, but they were exceptions. I can take that or leave it.

Describe your best blowjob experience:

With the exception of the girl with a propencity to scrape with her teeth, I have not had a bad blowjob experience. They are all the best, and I am just happy and grateful to be involved.

Have you received a blowjob from a dude? How’d that go?

As I said above, yes. He was more experienced than I with male to male sex, and he was quite good at it.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Isn’t there something about relationships where a partner grabs the other’s phone and that person either freaks out or doesn’t mind. Is that how to know that you’re in a good relationship?

The line for me would come before that. I would never grab anyone's phone, much less a partner's. That is how I try to be a good person.

 

[MedicalMuse]

What has two thumbs and loves blowjobs?

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Was your first blowjob experience a good one?

Yep. I had an excellent teacher. He was a bit older and it was fun to explore.

Did you ever give or receive a surprise blowjob from someone that was unexpected?

I have given many. The wake up blow is my favorite. Oh! Hotel blow jobs are also fun, when you’re getting ready to go out and you have limited time. Having him sit back and let me do what I want.

Did putting a cock in your mouth feel the way you thought it would the first time you did it?

No. It’s definitely a different taste and smell than I thought it would be. Not bad, just different.

What are some good etiquette pointers you would like to share regarding blowjobs?

Get into it. Eye contact. Describe what you want to do before you ever get there. It seems most men (all that I’ve actually been with) have a spot they enjoy teased. Find it. Exploit it.

If you do not like getting/giving blowjobs, but your partner does, how do you manage that in your relationship?

Not a problem.

Of you are good at giving a BJ, why do you think you’re so good? What is your secret?

I like it. Genuinely enjoying giving is 10/10 the secret to a great blow job. Listening and giving your guy what he wants or adjusting to his instructions…. Sexy stuff.

Do you prefer to cum in the mouth, on the breasts or all over her hair (like most women desire )?

I agree with @MindYaBitness- no hair unless you want swollen testicles for a non fun reason.
I think it varies. I like to swallow, but I also like to see.

Describe your best blowjob experience:

Every blowjob is exciting. The best is probably back seat of the truck because we were like teenagers hiding from our kids.

Have you received a blowjob from a dude?

N/a

How’d that go?
How can the blowjob experience be made better, giving or receiving?

Dont just sit there. Get involved. Grab a handful of hair. Tell me I’m a good girl. Give instruction.

 

[Lmizzler]

Dont just sit there. Get involved. Grab a handful of hair. Tell me I’m a good girl. Give instruction.

This is excellent advice!

 

[darkelf9]

Had a talk to my cock the other day, as per usual the arsehole wasn't listening.

 

[Lmizzler]

Had a talk to my cock the other day, as per usual the arsehole wasn't listening.

I think you are confusing 2 different body parts here.
Asshole and cock aren’t quite the same.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I think you are confusing 2 different body parts here.
Asshole and cock aren’t quite the same.

*looks at some men*

I mean......

 

[Lmizzler]

*looks at some men*

I mean......

This wow is not a happy Wow

 

[hotwords229_A]

This wow is not a happy Wow

She did say “some”. I like those odds!

 

[Wand3rlust]

This wow is not a happy Wow

Hey, my exes are exes for a reason...

 

[Lmizzler]

She did say “some”. I like those odds!

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[Apisto42]

Hey, my exes are exes for a reason...

That reminds me of: