Cock Talk

[Bbl87]

Glad my kids don't realize I have a hard drive attached to my network.

I asked my wife if I could connect my hard drive to her network. She said they weren't compatible.

 

[jason28053]

I have a hidden & locked folder with a 20+ letter password, and a dropbox I back up to now. Fear not, no innocent will accidentally stumble across my salacious pics

What’s your favorite pets name again m?

 

[hotwords229_A]

A propos, and since the subject has raised its head (so to speak), what exactly is so special about a blowjob as opposed to the 217-odd other possible things you can do to give your partner an orgasm? Aren't there other things which feel better, or more intimate, or more...something?

There’s just something about the mouth.

So, since this is Cock Talk, it seemed like the best place to share my travesty...

My phone had an unfortunate encounter with a hotel pool. Won't even turn on. There goes my repository of dick pics. Guess I have to start anew...

You have to back that shit up! Tumblr, Dropbox, iCloud (or not), external drives, disposable laptops/tablets, thumb drives, safety deposit box, something!

Tell ya what... As we rebuild our portfolios, we can share with each other. For quality control, ya know. I'm a good friend like that.

Now you’re thinking!

Mine were hidden on my microSD card

Not to brag, but I had to get the MagnumSD card.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Well, I guess it is something that can be intimate or naughty, or something to show off some skill, but also something to be enjoyed if you really don’t have any experience at all? I think there’s something for (almost) anyone.

It’s like the baked potato of foreplay. You can have a baked potato with butter and salt. Delicious. Simple. No frills. But what’s not to like? Everybody likes that for the most part. Carbs and salt! But then once you learn what you like, maybe add some scallions and sour cream. Or some bacon and cheese? Or go crazy and add barbecue chicken! I mean…who knows WHAT kinda freaky stuff people are in to.

Now, are there things to try, other than the baked potato? Oh yes. We don’t want just a baked potato.

But what else do you want on your menu?

Yes!

Also, now I want tacos.

Eating corn on the cob one kernel at a time is my favorite

Psychopath

Wait. You save your naughty pics on your phone?

What if someone else pics it up?!?!?!

I'm experiencing a little secondhand trauma here . . . .

My phone is password protected

Mine are in my camera reel ...

I live life on the edge

Same!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Mine are in my camera reel ...

I live life on the edge

Isn’t there something about relationships where a partner grabs the other’s phone and that person either freaks out or doesn’t mind. Is that how to know that you’re in a good relationship?

 

[hotwords229_A]

You can have a baked potato with butter and salt. Delicious . . .

Great! Now baked potatoes are going to give me an erection!
Just what I needed!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Great! Now baked potatoes are going to give me an erection!
Just what I needed!

That's a hell of a way to make mashed potatoes.

 

[hotwords229_A]

That's a hell of a way to make mashed potatoes.

Saves on butter.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Saves on butter.

I'm more similar to sour cream, myself.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I cut it off the cob, in don't like it stuck in my teeth. Why are we talking about corn? I thought blowjobs were potatoes. I'm so confused!

I dunno about the rest of you but was talking about food.

There's nothing more satisfying than seeing how clean my cob is after I finish picking at it kernel by kernel

And yes, I could bring that same sort of psychotic energy to blowjobs.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I dunno about the rest of you but was talking about food.

There's nothing more satisfying than seeing how clean my cob is after I finish picking at it kernel by kernel

And yes, I could bring that same sort of psychotic energy to blowjobs.

Now I'm confused and horny.
Thanks for that lol

 

[Lmizzler]

Isn’t there something about relationships where a partner grabs the other’s phone and that person either freaks out or doesn’t mind. Is that how to know that you’re in a good relationship?

I feel like there is a series of questions here.

 

[Apisto42]

I dunno about the rest of you but was talking about food.

There's nothing more satisfying than seeing how clean my cob is after I finish picking at it kernel by kernel

And yes, I could bring that same sort of psychotic energy to blowjobs.

I love you.

 

[wrodgers89]

Mine are in my camera reel ...

I live life on the edge

Same. Just lost in a sea of dog pics. A buddy of mine was trying to find a picture of something during a guys trip and then started yelling, “oh God! Why is this just here?!” Forgot about that recent one.

 

[Apisto42]

Well, I guess it is something that can be intimate or naughty, or something to show off some skill, but also something to be enjoyed if you really don’t have any experience at all? I think there’s something for (almost) anyone.

It’s like the baked potato of foreplay. You can have a baked potato with butter and salt. Delicious. Simple. No frills. But what’s not to like? Everybody likes that for the most part. Carbs and salt! But then once you learn what you like, maybe add some scallions and sour cream. Or some bacon and cheese? Or go crazy and add barbecue chicken! I mean…who knows WHAT kinda freaky stuff people are in to.

Now, are there things to try, other than the baked potato? Oh yes. We don’t want just a baked potato.

But what else do you want on your menu?

I’ll never look at a baked spud the same way again. It’ll always been a bit arousing from now on.

To get back to meister’s question: a blowjob is just something that I can lay back, relax and enjoy, or something I can be a more active participant in. Pretty much everything else requires more … thought?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Isn’t there something about relationships where a partner grabs the other’s phone and that person either freaks out or doesn’t mind. Is that how to know that you’re in a good relationship?

No?
We don't grab each other's phones. Ever.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Isn’t there something about relationships where a partner grabs the other’s phone and that person either freaks out or doesn’t mind. Is that how to know that you’re in a good relationship?

I have all his passwords to his phone stuff, and he has mine...except for Lit and locked folder. I'm not worried about it. Neither of us hides our phones from eachother like we're up to no good.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I have all his passwords to his phone stuff, and he has mine...except for Lit and locked folder. I'm not worried about it. Neither of us hides our phones from eachother like we're up to no good.

Yeah. We both have the same password to our phones. But it's just an agreement between us that we don't.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

To get back to meister’s question: a blowjob is just something that I can lay back, relax and enjoy, or something I can be a more active participant in. Pretty much everything else requires more … thought?

So, I read this and realized this is actually a part of why I don't want to give head. And I realized it's a bit maladaptive... Until The Librarian there was not a guy I met that felt safe enough to explore this dynamic with. And it wasn't an immediate thing.

This is definitely coming (ha) up in my next therapy session...

Thanks?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I think our reaction to someone grabbing our phones says way more about us than it does about our relationship.
Right?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Yeah. We both have the same password to our phones. But it's just an agreement between us that we don't.

Hey, whatever works for the two of you! My spouse has never asked to look through my phone. I'm usually the one asking him to open something, look at a text, etc. We never thought to have a boundary of not having access if needed. He does, however, respect the friend group chat. I've asked him not to go in there unless he's very worried for my health & safety. This is where we share our ugliest selfies and me & my friends go to vent about our spouses. He accidentally saw one of the pics a d was horrified, he has no desire to venture in

 

[hotwords229_A]

No?
We don't grab each other's phones. Ever.

I think our reaction to someone grabbing our phones says way more about us than it does about our relationship.
Right?

Sure, it could.

Is it that you and your husband are aware of each other’s extracurriculars and choose not to want to see it, though?

Isn’t it just a comfort level thing? Like maybe one partner doesn’t have their phone and wants to take a pic of something non-sexual, but the other is nervous handing it over—could be a red flag.

Do secrets in relationships ever work?

@Lmizzler is right, this could make for a good set of questions.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I'm a huge believer that everyone is entitled to secrets.

Everyone.

 

[Bbl87]

Well, good news, my inappropriate photography was rescued from the micro SD card thanks to my tech prowess!

 

[Endless_Night]

Do secrets in relationships ever work?

Can we differentiate between secrets and privacy?

My privacy is inviolate. Secrets, too, as long as they're not something that would affect my partner's choices regarding our relationship if they knew. I'm not interested in stealing their choices. How can I expect trust if I don't reciprocate by the extension of same?

Being a luddite, I would be pretty much helpless without tech support. I have no interest, thereby no retention if it's not something I do on a daily basis.

My SO does all my tech stuff.

That said, I value my privacy. We had one incident in the beginning of our relationship that nearly ended things. Since then, he stays out of my personal stuff. As I stay out of his. Everyone is entitled to their own space.

Except for driving. If I'm driving he tracks my phone. Because, for some reason, he's utterly freaked out that something terrible is going to happen. This may be partly due to my being an incredibly inattentive driver.

(It's so boring! How do people stay focused?)

That said, I am a transparent individual. Moral reasons, yes, but also temperamentally speaking. Duplicity rarely crosses my mind, and it definitely wouldn't occur to me hide to stuff. Even it did cross my mind, I am a crap liar.

He's knows I'm on Lit. I tell him if I am going to play. No details, of course, 'cause that would violate the other person's privacy.

*looks at above*


That was rambly. It's been a long day.