Cock Talk

[Love_Is_Blonde]

I'm not sure about blowjobs anymore but I really want some fried chicken now.

Right?!?

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

Right?!?

I’m more of a corn on the cob type girl iykwim

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I’m more of a corn on the cob type girl iykwim

You like to nibble like a squirrel? Because, same.

 

[RickTango]

I’m really wanting a “ baked potato”

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You like to nibble like a squirrel? Because, same.

Eating corn on the cob one kernel at a time is my favorite

 

[MindYaBitness]

Eating corn on the cob one kernel at a time is my favorite

I cut it off the cob, in don't like it stuck in my teeth. Why are we talking about corn? I thought blowjobs were potatoes. I'm so confused!

 

[Mei5ter]

Why are we talking about corn? I thought blowjobs were potatoes.

As long as you drain your potatoes below Aussie's clavicle.

I'm so confused!

I’m more of a corn on the cob type girl iykwim

I can't eat corn without making a mess. It doesn't fit in my mouth and drips everywhere.

...and with the thread back on track, I'll wish you all goodnight.

 

[Endless_Night]

You have a typo on your top.
229 would be BBI. I think you meant HotWords 2.10.

Anyhow. I'm now going back into hibernation. If anyone wants me, I'm watching Ludwig.

A Mei5ster sighting!

*googles Ludwig and brings *

I googled, too. Alas, it does not appear to be available in the US. Looks interesting.

 

[Bbl87]

So, since this is Cock Talk, it seemed like the best place to share my travesty...

My phone had an unfortunate encounter with a hotel pool. Won't even turn on. There goes my repository of dick pics. Guess I have to start anew...

 

[MindYaBitness]

So, since this is Cock Talk, it seemed like the best place to share my travesty...

My phone had an unfortunate encounter with a hotel pool. Won't even turn on. There goes my repository of dick pics. Guess I have to start anew...

I feel your pain. My phone died, nothing so dramatic as a pool, it just gave up the ghost. I thought it was backed up, but it turns out I'm SOL. I had some great pics on there!

 

[Endless_Night]

A propos, and since the subject has raised its head (so to speak), what exactly is so special about a blowjob as opposed to the 217-odd other possible things you can do to give your partner an orgasm? Aren't there other things which feel better, or more intimate, or more...something?

I went from nodding about this post.

< Now, are there things to try, other than the baked potato? Oh yes. We don’t want just a baked potato.

But what else do you want on your menu?

To all that accompanied this post.

I'm really glad at started reading a page back or this would have been nothing but confusing.

 

[Bbl87]

I feel your pain. My phone died, nothing so dramatic as a pool, it just gave up the ghost. I thought it was backed up, but it turns out I'm SOL. I had some great pics on there!

Tell ya what... As we rebuild our portfolios, we can share with each other. For quality control, ya know. I'm a good friend like that.

 

[Endless_Night]

My phone had an unfortunate encounter with a hotel pool. Won't even turn on. There goes my repository of dick pics. Guess I have to start anew...

I feel your pain. My phone died, nothing so dramatic as a pool, it just gave up the ghost. I thought it was backed up, but it turns out I'm SOL. I had some great pics on there!

Wait. You save your naughty pics on your phone?

What if someone else pics it up?!?!?!

I'm experiencing a little secondhand trauma here . . . .

 

[Bbl87]

Wait. You save your naughty pics on your phone?

What if someone else pics it up?!?!?!

I'm experiencing a little secondhand trauma here . . . .

Mine were hidden on my microSD card, with a txt file that prevented any photo programs from cataloging that file so you had to know where it was to find it. Mine was old enought it was before Samsung phased out expandable microSD card memory.

I'm actually trying to salvage the SD card, so there's an outside chance I might recover some.

 

[Endless_Night]

Mine were hidden on my microSD card, with a txt file that prevented any photo programs from cataloging that file so you had to know where it was to find it. Mine was old enought it was before Samsung phased out expandable microSD card memory.

I'm actually trying to salvage the SD card, so there's an outside chance I might recover some.

Yeah, I got as far as micro and then it just started reading blah, blah, blah.

But, yay?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Wait. You save your naughty pics on your phone?

What if someone else pics it up?!?!?!

I'm experiencing a little secondhand trauma here . . . .

I have a hidden & locked folder with a 20+ letter password, and a dropbox I back up to now. Fear not, no innocent will accidentally stumble across my salacious pics

 

[Bbl87]

Yeah, I got as far as micro and then it just started reading blah, blah, blah.

But, yay?

Hah, just wanted to alleviate some of your second hand trauma!

 

[Endless_Night]

I have a hidden & locked folder with a 20+ letter password, and a dropbox I back up to now. Fear not, no innocent will accidentally stumble across my salacious pics

Clearly there are many layers to hiding naughty pics, that I, a not-a-naughty pic taker, am not privy.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Wait. You save your naughty pics on your phone?

What if someone else pics it up?!?!?!

I'm experiencing a little secondhand trauma here . . . .

Mine are in my camera reel ...

I live life on the edge

 

[Bbl87]

Mine are in my camera reel ...

I live life on the edge

Man, I need to accidentally happen upon your phone!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Mine are in my camera reel ...

I live life on the edge

You dint have teenagers yet, do you...

 

[Endless_Night]

Mine are in my camera reel ...

I live life on the edge

*googles camera reel*

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

You dint have teenagers yet, do you...

Glad my kids don't realize I have a hard drive attached to my network.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Mine are in my camera reel ...

I live life on the edge

Yep. This is how I roll..

 

[dawn_of_night]

Mine are in my camera reel ...

I live life on the edge

Same.... Ish.