We’ll get you a nice silk sleep mask so if the noises are too…much…your hands are free to cover your ears for a time outWell, it's not like I'll be getting a visual. I'll be sitting back to back with @LadyLascivious1 with my hands over my eyes.
And where are your hands, may I ask?We’ll get you a nice silk sleep mask so if the noises are too…much…your hands are free to cover your ears for a time out
I find I require the emotional and mental shenanigans, gods help me.As far as the paying for sex thing? If it would work for my proclivities, absolutely!
Think about it.
No muss, no fuss. Just exactly what you want when you want it without all the accompanying emotional and mental shenanigans. For me, the difficulties of finding a suitable partner, make that look pretty appealing.
But. Nope. Not in the cards.
Take Her From Behind Barbie
If nobody would ever find out . . .
Would you have sex with a Real Doll?
Stick your dick in a vacuum? ()
Well, I have toys…Take Her From Behind Barbie
If nobody would ever find out . . .
Would you have sex with a Real Doll?
I have never but maybe? Idk, I like to think I could find someone appropriate without the hiring.
I probably would once if it was a service offered
Nope. Too much potential for ungloriousness
Nope, but I believe I’ve sent one before
Nope
Yep
I do not have a dick, and I can’t say that appeals, but I have heard farm kids talk about using a milker…Stick your dick in a vacuum? (
Yep.
I dunno, but I like this one.
3) As a one-time licensed massage therapist, I'd say that is an excellent way to get punched in the face.
For the record, I wasn’t referring to sex trafficked people.
Just the regular, good old fashioned, down on their luck, hot women who hate their fathers.
I can't quite decide if this is rude.We’ll get you a nice silk sleep mask so if the noises are too…much…your hands are free to cover your ears for a time out
Me too. The Universe hates me.
It was supposed to be thoughtfulI can't quite decide if this is rude.
Me too. The Universe hates me.
We may need more on this one.
I mean…you’ve seen a cow, right?We may need more on this one.
I mean... Y'all've milked cows? Right?I mean…you’ve seen a cow, right?
Nope, but I’ve seen it in the farm section of the zoo
I was having breakfast with Lucy Latex and Rubber Rachael this morning, and we were talking about exactly that. Is it better to satisfy your sexual needs by overpersonalising a sex toy, or by reducing a human being to a body you can pay to use?
Oh.It was supposed to be thoughtful
I suspect you're mostly talking to a bunch of urban and suburban babies.
Probably a matter of personal preference.
Yes. And I would pay extra for the gold sparkle Crocs.
I mean…you’ve seen a cow, right?
I don’t think so. Ask me again in like 5 years when they’re basically people.
Possibly. Probably not, though. Too concerned about diseases.
Sure
Nah. Wait, on which side of the wall? Actually, it doesn’t matter. Still no.
I’d consider this.
Not with the body I’m rocking right now
It just doesn’t interest me. I used to be really grossed out by it when I was younger. Now I’m not grossed out, just not into it.
Only if It’s a Dyson.Stick your dick in a vacuum? (
I could see myself trying it but not loving it.
This is a really good point. I’ll bring it up again in 5 years.I don’t think so. Ask me again in like 5 years when they’re basically people.
I’m surprised no one else brought this up. It could skew the data.
I said I’d finger it, does that count?
Sure.I am almost never the Word Police, but can we change that to “detached”?!
I mean, uncanny valley aside, I wouldn't even know how to go about procuring one.
Ewwwwwww.
I have no problem with toys. The real dolls all seem very firmly in the uncanny valley for me, and that is a deal killer. Add in super expensive and I am out.
