Cock Talk

[deefalttwunnyfor]

For sure. Some pornstars do escorting and that's a bucket list item for me

I hear the cost can run up to $130k.

That's what I said!!!!!!
They're tested often, so you know they're clean. They fuck for work, so they have to be good at it. And they're usually kink-friendly. It's a win all-around. Minus the $$$$$

 

[Mei5ter]

My wife and I haven’t had sex for over a year because of cancer. She’s still my sex partner.

I'm very sorry to hear that, and wish you both the very best.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

low budget slasher

Dibs on band name

 

[aussiegeekygal]

For sure. Some pornstars do escorting and that's a bucket list item for me

I hear the cost can run up to $130k.

I have friends in the biz and know I could make a Shit Ton of money in my circles if I ever decided that's the route I wanted to take.

I have considered being a Silicon Valley dominatrix. Who is exceptional at mind fucks

 

[UnquietDreams]

Take Her From Behind Barbie

If nobody would ever find out . . .

Would you have sex with a Real Doll?

I don't think so. Maybe if she bought me dinner first.

Would you hire a sex worker?

No. Porn star? Probably still no... There are levels of skeevy I shy away from.

Would you ask for a happy ending during a massage?

That would involve the sex worker, yes? So...no.

Now with a willing partner? Yes. I have provided a couple to female partners during massages before. That can be relaxing and fun.

Would you go to a Glory Hole?

No. I have visions of someone with a hammer on the other side, like in Whack-a-mole.

Post a faceless solo masturbation video online?

No, and no one wants that from me.

Do a nude scene in a movie?

I did do a nude scene on stage, if that counts.

Try same-sex sex?

Have done so. Documented a bit of that here, if I remember correctly.

Stick your dick in a vacuum? ()

Not after P-Mann used it first.

Take part in an orgy?

Did, twice. Didn't really like it that much. I am not an orgy guy. You have to get new clothes, or so I am told...

What did I miss?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

You have to get new clothes, or so I am told...

Say more...

 

[__Nathan1968]

Say more...

New friends, too.

 

[UnquietDreams]

New friends, too.

Exactly. Who wants to go through all that effort?

 

[Endless_Night]

I have friends in the biz and know I could make a Shit Ton of money in my circles if I ever decided that's the route I wanted to take.

I would pay to hear you dominate @hotwords229_A.

Who is exceptional at mind fucks

Is this extra?

You have to get new clothes, or so I am told...

What?!?!

 

[hotwords229_A]

I would pay to hear you dominate @hotwords229_A.

Hear?

 

[hotwords229_A]

For the record, I wasn’t referring to sex trafficked people.
Just the regular, good old fashioned, down on their luck, hot women who hate their fathers.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Hear?

The accent is totally part of it

 

[UnquietDreams]

What?!?!

“Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting.

I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends. No, I'm not read for it.”
— Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld, Season 6 "The Switch"

 

[Endless_Night]

Hear?

Well, it's not like I'll be getting a visual. I'll be sitting back to back with @LadyLascivious1 with my hands over my eyes.

 

[Endless_Night]

“Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting.

I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends. No, I'm not read for it.”
— Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld, Season 6: The Switch

Oh.

Once again I have no idea what is going on.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Well, it's not like I'll be getting a visual. I'll be sitting back to back with @LadyLascivious1 with my hands over my eyes.

And your head nestled in her bossom?

 

[UnquietDreams]

And your head nestled in her bossom?

Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow...

 

[Endless_Night]

Well, it's not like I'll be getting a visual. I'll be sitting back to back with @LadyLascivious1 with my hands over my eyes.

And your head nestled in her bossom?

Back to back!!!

 

[hotwords229_A]

If nobody would ever find out . . .

Would you have sex with a Real Doll?

No. Maybe. I would definitely touch it and stick my fingers in it. I’d have to know.

Would you hire a sex worker?

Nope. I’d prefer to be with someone who was there out of choice.

Would you ask for a happy ending during a massage?

I wouldn’t ask, but I also wouldn’t say no!

Would you go to a Glory Hole?

Not on purpose.

Post a faceless solo masturbation video online?

Probably not. Now a mutual masturbation video, that’s a whole different story!

Do a nude scene in a movie?

If the scene was funny, sure.

Try same-sex sex?

Who me?!

Stick your dick in a vacuum? ()

Done and done.

Take part in an orgy?

Orgies aren’t really my thing. But if one broke out and I was there . . .

What did I miss?

Probably a question about fruits and vegetables.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Well, it's not like I'll be getting a visual. I'll be sitting back to back with @LadyLascivious1 with my hands over my eyes.

Both hands?
That’s a shame.
I would hope Aussie would do a good enough job that at least one hand would be elsewhere.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Take part in an orgy?

Orgies aren’t really my thing. But if one broke out and I was there . . .

That was what happened the first one I was in. It was sexy, and yet a little weird.

 

[hotwords229_A]

That was what happened the first one I was in. It was sexy and a little weird.

Was it like a flash mob?
You were shopping at the mall and suddenly everyone just started fucking?
‘Cause that’s pretty cool.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Was it like a flash mob?
You were shopping at the mall and suddenly everyone just started fucking?
‘Cause that’s pretty cool.

Not that weird.

Two girls started making out at a party. They got hot and heavy, and dragged a guy in. Another couple started in, and it sort of spiraled out from there and suddenly, boom -- orgy.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Not that weird.

Two girls started making out at a party. They got hot and heavy, and dragged a guy in. Another couple started in, and it sort of spiraled out from there and suddenly, boom -- orgy.

You have officially won at life!

 

[Endless_Night]

Was it like a flash mob?