Cock Talk

[hotwords229_A]

Whatever floats your boat.

I wonder if they DO float?
How great would it be if there was a shipwreck and the only survivor was thanks to his floating sex doll?
I mean, it wouldn’t be great for all the people who drowned, but I would laugh.

 

[Endless_Night]

I wonder if they DO float?
How great would it be if there was a shipwreck and the only survivor was thanks to his floating sex doll?
I mean, it wouldn’t be great for all the people who drowned, but I would laugh.

Oh.
My.
God.

I almost fell out of my chair laughing!

 

[WetBiMoose]

No one.would.be making fun of them for their kinks anymore.... that's for sure

 

[UnquietDreams]

I have friends in the biz and know I could make a Shit Ton of money in my circles if I ever decided that's the route I wanted to take.

I have considered being a Silicon Valley dominatrix. Who is exceptional at mind fucks

I know a woman who is a professional dominatrix who specializes in impact play as well as emotional domination. She makes a nice living at it.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I wonder if they DO float?
How great would it be if there was a shipwreck and the only survivor was thanks to his floating sex doll?
I mean, it wouldn’t be great for all the people who drowned, but I would laugh.

Oh.
My.
God.

I almost fell out of my chair laughing!

I am still laughing.

 

[Mei5ter]

I am almost never the Word Police, but can we change that to “detached”?!

Separation anxiety?

Probably a matter of personal preference.

Though "reducing a human body" seems loaded language.

Sure, and that was deliberate. Sex dolls of one kind or another have been around for decades. I'm sure there are a tiny number of people (okay, men...) who have formed bizarre parasocial relationships with sex dolls, but that's an extreme position. So I thought I'd match it.

Surely it depends on how the body you are reducing and paying feels about being used?

Yeah...this makes me slightly uncomfortable. Lit has a habit of treating the concept of consent as a silver bullet, as if all forms of consent are equal, and as if anything is okay if two people consent to it. I'm not so sure. And you can still consent to things you don't really want to do, and you can still consent to things you really shouldn't do.

All problems which don't apply with a doll...

One thing with the lifelike dolls is that they hit my uncanny valley space. Creeeepy.

So much of that stuff is individual outlook. The simulated vagina boxy things freak me out, and I'm not entirely sure why. They are not really that different than simulated appendages. It's just . . . like, the appendage is like something cut off. Whereas the other is like hacked out, a la serial killer style.

Yes. Yes. Yes. There are things for sale on Lit which...ugh. If it isn't lifelike, don't even try to make it look lifelike. Just. Don't.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I wonder if they DO float?
How great would it be if there was a shipwreck and the only survivor was thanks to his floating sex doll?
I mean, it wouldn’t be great for all the people who drowned, but I would laugh.

And now I have a vision of the real doll dressed like Jack in Titanic...

 

[Mei5ter]

I wonder if they DO float?
How great would it be if there was a shipwreck and the only survivor was thanks to his floating sex doll?
I mean, it wouldn’t be great for all the people who drowned, but I would laugh.

"In the event of landing on water, you can top up the air by blowing...here."

 

[Endless_Night]

Separation anxiety?

Yeah...this makes me slightly uncomfortable. Lit has a habit of treating the concept of consent as a silver bullet, as if all forms of consent are equal, and as if anything is okay if two people consent to it. I'm not so sure. And you can still consent to things you don't really want to do, and you can still consent to things you really shouldn't do.

This type of debate can spread wide, and does. But, in reference to the question, I think we're talking about informed consent with sex workers who choose to be sex workers.

If it isn't lifelike, don't even try to make it look lifelike. Just. Don't.

Yes.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

As a kid I was convinced that women got breast implants as flotation devices... #baywatch #dadwithawickedsenseofhumor

 

[Mei5ter]

But, in reference to the question, I think we're talking about informed consent with sex workers who choose to be sex workers.

Yeah. The nature of the information, the consent, and the degree of choice some sex workers actually have still troubles me. But for the purposes of the question, sure - and on the other side, let's have people who appreciate that dolls are sex toys and not relationship substitutes.

I never thought I'd be a sex doll advocate on a public forum. I blame the vaccines.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I’ve hesitated buying a Fleshlight due to the cleanup, what the hell do you have to do with a Real Doll?
Does it come with a pressure washer?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’ve hesitated buying a Fleshlight due to the cleanup, what the hell do you have to do with a Real Doll?
Does it come with a pressure washer?

It is removable like a Fleshlight, I think.

 

[BongoGal]

Over these many years, I've only bought a few dildos. The ones I've bought have all been of colors and designs that aren't naturalistic at all. I've seen realistic looking ones with human-like colors and veininess and such, but I can't help but feel discomfited and somehow embarrassed at the thought of using one like that. Everyone's mileage may vary, and that's fine, but I feel as if my stylized dildos are more like toys and the realistic ones are more like sad substitutes.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Over these many years, I've only bought a few dildos. The ones I've bought have all been of colors and designs that aren't naturalistic at all. I've seen realistic looking ones with human-like colors and veininess and such, but I can't help but feel discomfited and somehow embarrassed at the thought of using one like that. Everyone's mileage may vary, and that's fine, but I feel as if my stylized dildos are more like toys and the realistic ones are more like sad substitutes.

Womens' sex toys are a lot more attractive than mens'. Glass dildos. Stylized sci-fi things. Glow in the dark. Art.

Toys for guys look like industrial tools.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'm actually shocked that only pmann and I are brave enough to explore real doll sex

Look at us agreeing on something. But we probably wouldn’t dress them the same. Yours would look like something from a Grateful Dead concert.

I mean, uncanny valley aside, I wouldn't even know how to go about procuring one.

It seems like they'd be pricey . . . .

Do you need help finding one?

Should I clarify I'm not against? Whatever floats your boat. The documentary I saw leaned rather into the perception of dysfunction. The guy that had several and threw parties (or something) for them. Took them on drives. And the young man who cried his heart out in the show when he had to ship his off for repair.

You know, @Lord Pmann kind of stuff.

Bless.

I have no problem with toys. The real dolls all seem very firmly in the uncanny valley for me, and that is a deal killer. Add in super expensive and I am out.

Edited: Like $9000 USD expensive.

That is a bit steep. That’s a lot of hookers you could buy for $9000. Like 500 of them.

But if you want to save money, you could just buy the part of the doll you want to fuck anyway- the ankle.



(I love everything about that post)

Also, I had to direct embed this for Enny. That’ll teach her to mock me.

This type of debate can spread wide, and does.

Like the legs of a Real Doll.

I’ve hesitated buying a Fleshlight due to the cleanup, what the hell do you have to do with a Real Doll?
Does it come with a pressure washer?

The sex toys I have all have removable parts for cleaning.

You just pull that pussy right out of the foot and wash it. You’re good to go again as soon as that refractory period is over.

Womens' sex toys are a lot more attractive than mens'. Glass dildos. Stylized sci-fi things. Glow in the dark. Art.

Toys for guys look like industrial tools.

Sometimes they literally are an industrial tool.

 

[Endless_Night]

I’ve hesitated buying a Fleshlight due to the cleanup, what the hell do you have to do with a Real Doll?
Does it come with a pressure washer?

We really need a nauseated tag.

Toys for guys look like industrial tools.

Could this be targeted?

 

[Endless_Night]

Do you need help finding one?

But if you want to save money, you could just buy the part of the doll you want to fuck anyway- the ankle.

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(I love everything about that post)

Also, I had to direct embed this for Enny. That’ll teach her to mock me.

*covers mouth*

This is too reminiscent of the occasional PM that comes in about my feet.

 

[Lord Pmann]

*covers mouth*

This is too reminiscent of the occasional PM that comes in about my feet.

I’m convinced those are two vajankles in your avatar.

 

[Endless_Night]

I’m convinced those are two vajankles in your avatar.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I’m convinced those are two vajankles in your avatar.

Well that association is forever cemented in the annals of my mind palace, lol.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Well that association is forever cemented in the annals of my mind palace, lol.

Wanna borrow this after I am done?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I know a woman who is a professional dominatrix who specializes in impact play as well as emotional domination. She makes a nice living at it.

I wonder if there's federal assistance for weokplace retraining?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Wanna borrow this after I am done?

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Bahaha
Nah, I'm actually good. And morbid. This is where pman and I are kind of the same. Our twisted sense of humor.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I love that I accidentally misspelled work to woek... I wish it were intentional because it's funny af