Cock Talk

[Endless_Night]

Really?
A ballsack hanging under our cocks isn’t close enough to that?

No!!! No it is not!

What is wrong with you?

 

[Endless_Night]

Llamas, and tgeir mini bemulletted Alpaca cousins, spit as well. It's actually their stomach contents, not saliva...
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExeWpoc2w4ZzR2bmp0NTgyd3FxczZybHVhOG1uemtlaGc4b25tMmZkayZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/75g2buSIq8Y6Y/giphy.gif

Gross.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Gross.

Yep, now imagine a countryside full of them, and you the uninformed American girl going to pet the adorable fluffy mini-camels. It did not end well.

 

[Endless_Night]

Yep, now imagine a countryside full of them, and you the uninformed American girl going to pet the adorable fluffy mini-camels. It did not end well.

Ugh. I'm upgrading to

 

[MindYaBitness]

Ugh. I'm upgrading to

The locals laughed their ass off. They didn't warn me at all, even told me which was the most docile to pet. Though, I can't be mad that they had a little fun at my expense.

I dodged it, but it still got on my jacket, the only one I'd brought, and we were waaaaay up in the Andes, so no washer/dryer, and nowhere to get a new one. Luckily it didn't smell too bad, but there was a weird smear on my sleeve for the rest of the time we were up there.

 

[Endless_Night]

The locals laughed their ass off. They didn't warn me at all, even told me which was the most docile to pet. Though, I can't be mad that they had a little fun at my expense.

I could. I could be mad. I could have no trouble being mad at all.

but there was a weird smear on my sleeve for the rest of the time we were up there.

Aaaaaaaand, back to

 

[MindYaBitness]

I could. I could be mad. I could have no trouble being mad at all.


Aaaaaaaand, back to

It's a cultural thing, allowing that, and taking it like a good sport got me in the good graces of our guides & the locals. I married into a South American Family, I've done my best to navigate it all. Imagine Big Fat Greek Wedding, but in Spanish.

 

[dancerbabe2000]

This caught my attention. Do people wear seersucker anymore? I don't think I've worn any since I was about six!


Edit: I stand corrected! Seems seersucker is still in style, particular for the warmer climes. Deservedly so, breathable and lightweight.

I even found some women's shorts with embroidered crustaceans to match Pmann's pants!

(Oops. Won't let me post the pic. Link.)

I hate to admit it but these are kind of cute.

*puts away seersucker bikini and sundress*

 

[ydahecnot]

One time I did the panties into a date's pocket thing but actually faked it. I had a spare pair in my bag and gave him those. I kept on the panties I had on. It was sort of silly, but it was a harmless fun trick that made my date think I was going commando under my skirt.

The guy would be going from “score!” to “burn!” I would not be amused. Commando or not, there is no try

 

[MindYaBitness]

The guy would be going from “score!” to “burn!” I would not be amused. Commando or not, there is no try

I'm sure he'll recover when he sees I'm wearing the custom thong with his name on it. Loosen up, it's all in good fun!

 

[hotwords229_A]

One time I did the panties into a date's pocket thing but actually faked it. I had a spare pair in my bag and gave him those. I kept on the panties I had on. It was sort of silly, but it was a harmless fun trick that made my date think I was going commando under my skirt.

This is why I always carry a lot of panties in my pocket, so when a woman puts hers in my pocket I can pull a whole bunch out and say, “Wait, which ones are yours?”

 

[MindYaBitness]

This is why I always carry a lot of panties in my pocket, so when a woman puts hers in my pocket I can pull a whole bunch out and say, “Wait, which ones are yours?”

Are you trying to not get laid, or is this a test to see if she's cool with your proclivity for wearing ladies undies?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Are you trying to not get laid, or is this a test to see if she's cool with her your proclivity for wearing ladies undies?

I don’t have to try not to get laid!

 

[Apisto42]

I don’t have to try not to get laid!

I think men not having to try to not get laid is similar to the first law of thermodynamics- an object at rest remains at rest.

You should write a theorem of sex.

 

[Endless_Night]

This is why I always carry a lot of panties in my pocket, so when a woman puts hers in my pocket I can pull a whole bunch out and say, “Wait, which ones are yours?”

I feel like we need to talk about your approach.

For the benefit of womankind.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I feel like we need to talk about your approach.

For the benefit of womankind.

Would it be better if I pulled out a bunch of boxers and asked?

 

[Endless_Night]

I think men not having to try to not get laid is similar to the first law of thermodynamics- an object at rest remains at rest.

You should write a theorem of sex.

This made me wonder if the other two laws could be adapted. So I googled, to refresh my memory. And found a whole new law!

The zeroth law. Years of schooling and I've never heard of this.

Also, it also kind seems like it would work for threesomes.

 

[Endless_Night]

Would it be better if I pulled out a bunch of boxers and asked?

Maybe a couple of talks.

 

[Apisto42]

This made me wonder if the other two laws could be adapted. So I googled, to refresh my memory. And found a whole new law!

The zeroth law. Years of schooling and I've never heard of this.

It also kind seems like it would work for threesomes.

You should share your research and thoughts on threesomes with the group lass.

 

[Endless_Night]

You should share your research and thoughts on threesomes with the group lass.

I have shared my research.

I fell asleep.

Research complete.

 

[Apisto42]

I have shared my research.

I fell asleep.

Research complete.

Fine, I’ll pick up the slack then shall I?

Because Enny fell asleep on the job

I can only guess at the connection to a 3some…

 

[hotwords229_A]

Fine, I’ll pick up the slack then shall I?

Because Enny fell asleep on the job

I can only guess at the connection to a 3some…

If I’m reading this right, threesomes will, invariably, result in spontaneous combustion.

Totally worth it!

 

[Endless_Night]

Not. Clicking.

 

[Apisto42]

Not. Clicking.

It’s a wiki article on the zeroth law.

Surely you trust me now?



Right?

 

[Endless_Night]

It’s a wiki article on the zeroth law.

Okay, now I really want to click!!

Surely you trust me now?

Well, @Lord Pmann attempting to lure me into viewing pics I don't want to see has shaken my trustiness levels.

Right?

Hmmmmmm . . . .