Cock Talk

[Endless_Night]

Surely you trust me now?

I clicked.

Awesome.


My faith in humanity is restored!

 

[Apisto42]

I clicked.

Awesome.


My faith in humanity is restored!

Yay!

My plan progresses nicely…

 

[Endless_Night]

Yay!

My plan progresses nicely…

 

[hotwords229_A]

My faith in humanity is restored!

https://64.media.tumblr.com/cb365c1ca68f4bfedfb26a25e5253643/tumblr_n6nakdWjgW1rf7pebo1_500.gif

 

[Apisto42]

“I never lie. I’m building a reputation as completely trustworthy so when I need to, no one will suspect anything.”

 

[Endless_Night]

“I never lie. I’m building a reputation as completely trustworthy so when I need to, no one will suspect anything.”

The quotes are making me extra suspicious.


But that line . . . is not ringing any bells.

 

[Apisto42]

It’s paraphrased from a series I greatly enjoy. Could not find the exact quote, but that’s pretty close.

 

[Endless_Night]

It’s paraphrased from a series I greatly enjoy. Could not find the exact quote, but that’s pretty close.

Dost thou intend to share or leave us in ignorance?

 

[Apisto42]

Dost thou intend to share or leave us in ignorance?

Fell asleep…

 

[Wand3rlust]

Fell asleep…

Story of my life.

 

[Endless_Night]

Fell asleep…

Well apparently you don't enjoy it that much.

 

[Apisto42]

Well apparently you don't enjoy it that much.

Fine, be that way:

Do you still trust me?

 

[Endless_Night]

Fine, be that way:

Do you still trust me?

Goodness!

Is this what's called pushing limits?

Hmmm. I don't know. On the one hand, I feel like I've taken enough risks this week. On the other, @hotwords229_A gave it a like, so . . . .

I'm thinking.

 

[Endless_Night]

Fine, be that way:

Do you still trust me?

Oh! Private-eye detective stories in a fantasy setting with a science fiction underpinning?!

How have I not heard of this series?!?!?!

*fist bump*

 

[Apisto42]

Goodness!

Is this what's called pushing limits?

Limits are there to be pushed no?

Hmmm. I don't know. On the one hand, I feel like I've taken enough risks this week. On the other, @hotwords229_A gave it a like, so . . . .

I'm thinking.

I’d wonder too.

Oh! Private-eye detective stories in a fantasy setting with a science fiction underpinning?!

How have I not heard of this series?!?!?!

*fist bump*

I’ve been reading him since I was in my teens. His parodies of classic literature set in the same universe are excellent as well.

 

[Endless_Night]

I’ve been reading him since I was in my teens. His parodies of classic literature set in the same universe are excellent as well.

Oooooh! This also sounds intriguing.

I've been an avid reader since childhood. These last few years I've found myself becoming a little bored with prose. Nothing new under the sun, you know? Maybe what I need is a little new blood.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I’ve been reading him since I was in my teens. His parodies of classic literature set in the same universe are excellent as well.

I will accept this conversation in Cock Talk only because you are discussing a Private Dick.
Otherwise, it would be completely unacceptable.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I don’t have to try not to get laid!

We lead entirely different lives

 

[Apisto42]

We lead entirely different lives

You’re a fit bird. We’re just dudes.

 

[Endless_Night]

I will accept this conversation in Cock Talk only because you are discussing a Private Dick.

For whatever reason this struck me as ridiculously hilarious.

Otherwise, it would be completely unacceptable.

Noted, sir.

*gears up to stay on point*

You know, like usual.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Knobjectification

https://64.media.tumblr.com/4dae91e627cf3baed768584195ad093c/2ca48474bd69903d-df/s1280x1920/6911650e293d49ca4bea2ce7e1d9b76755418ef4.pnj

It has come to my attention that women don’t objectify men enough.

Why do you think women don’t seem as visual as men, or are they and they are just better at keeping it under wraps?
Did you have a subscription to Playgirl growing up, or date someone who did?
Did you have a sexy poster of a guy on your wall?
Does looking at naked men stimulate you, or is it the fantasy created by the image more than the man himself, or do you have to have feelings for the man in the image?
Is guy-on-guy hot or not?
When you see an image of a hot cock, do you think “Damn!” or “Gross, a dick!”?
Do you like seeing a man cum?
Have you gone to a male strip joint, bachelorette party, etc.? Full nude?
Do you prefer an erotic image of a sexy man with a woman (romance novel style cover), or a hot naked, confident man who looks ready to fuck, or just specific body parts, or all of the above?

 

[hotoldrguy]

Knobjectification

https://64.media.tumblr.com/4dae91e627cf3baed768584195ad093c/2ca48474bd69903d-df/s1280x1920/6911650e293d49ca4bea2ce7e1d9b76755418ef4.pnj

It has come to my attention that women don’t objectify men enough.

Why do you think women don’t seem as visual as men, or are they and they are just better at keeping it under wraps?
Did you have a subscription to Playgirl growing up, or date someone who did?
Did you have a sexy poster of a guy on your wall?
Does looking at naked men stimulate you, or is it the fantasy created by the image more than the man himself, or do you have to have feelings for the man in the image?
Is guy-on-guy hot or not?
When you see an image of a hot cock, do you think “Damn!” or “Gross, a dick!”?
Do you like seeing a man cum?
Have you gone to a male strip joint, bachelorette party, etc.? Full nude?
Do you prefer an erotic image of a sexy man with a woman (romance novel style cover), or a hot naked, confident man who looks ready to fuck, or just specific body parts, or all of the above?

https://media2.giphy.com/media/hkW1GjGyxkFpu/200w.gif?cid=6c09b952g80v8605wg50ve3yq8obcdt24g9tsuo84f4e6zt7&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g

 

[Apisto42]

Knobjectification

https://64.media.tumblr.com/4dae91e627cf3baed768584195ad093c/2ca48474bd69903d-df/s1280x1920/6911650e293d49ca4bea2ce7e1d9b76755418ef4.pnj

That’s a great coffee table book. Generates a lot of interesting conversations at cock-tail parties.

 

[Endless_Night]

No, and never have, though some of my previous partners have had (not a poster so much as a photo of a poster, i.e. a selfie of me framed and ahem mounted).

Well, now.

 

[Endless_Night]

That’s a great coffee table book. Generates a lot of interesting conversations at cock-tail parties.

For me, it calls to mind @Lord Pmann and his pony play thread.