Cock Talk

[hotwords229_A]

You're drinking again, aren't you?

Completely sober. I think I was having a stroke

Well, at least you didn’t post an eggplant or we’d have to ask you to link it.

 

[Apisto42]

Damn, I missed it too. I remember a time when a guy could just jump into a thread and post his D and Bs and then watch the ensuing mayhem. Oh well‍‍

I thought for sure the two hump camel would be a link to your cock.

Or the hippo.

 

[Endless_Night]

I thought for sure the two hump camel would be a link to your cock.

Or the hippo.

Because even-toed ungulates scream cock shot?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Because even-toed ungulates scream cock shot?

Lit never ceases to amaze me, with 'sentences I never thought I'd read'.

And sometimes from the most surprising source

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Damn, I missed it too. I remember a time when a guy could just jump into a thread and post his D and Bs and then watch the ensuing mayhem. Oh well‍‍

The row of shrug emojis looks like the world's least enthusiast attempt at the hokey cokey

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Because even-toed ungulates scream cock shot?

And the odd-toed ungulates are clearly boob pics

 

[Apisto42]

Because even-toed ungulates scream cock shot?

Have you ever seen a camel spit on someone?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Have you ever seen a camel spit on someone?

Answers to 'and what did YOU get up to last night?' Number 1.....

 

[Apisto42]

And also, just for educational purposes (since this thread is all about learnin’), I present to you a BBC snippet about camels:

 

[Wand3rlust]

I can't see that whole title. I can only assume it says 'Why camels spit out their orgasms'.

Which makes me wonder if they are particularly venomous. Imagine having a venomous orgasm. *muses*

 

[ydahecnot]

Because even-toed ungulates scream cock shot?

Even-Toed Ungulates was my band name in high school

 

[Apisto42]

I can't see that whole title. I can only assume it says 'Why camels spit out their orgasms'.

Which makes me wonder if they are particularly venomous. Imagine having a venomous orgasm. *muses*

You should watch the video. Then you’ll understand why when guys are hanging around you, their tongue is hanging out.

 

[Wand3rlust]

*tries to imagine men having a 'love sac' that hangs out of their mouths - fails*

 

[BongoGal]

If I'm trying to get some, though, I'll excuse myself, and come back & tuck my chonies in his pocket.

One time I did the panties into a date's pocket thing but actually faked it. I had a spare pair in my bag and gave him those. I kept on the panties I had on. It was sort of silly, but it was a harmless fun trick that made my date think I was going commando under my skirt.

 

[hotwords229_A]

*tries to imagine men having a 'love sac' that hangs out of their mouths - fails*

Really?
A ballsack hanging under our cocks isn’t close enough to that?

 

[MindYaBitness]

One time I did the panties into a date's pocket thing but actually faked it. I had a spare pair in my bag and gave him those. I kept on the panties I had on. It was sort of silly, but it was a harmless fun trick that made my date think I was going commando under my skirt.

I'm ashamed to say that I've never thought of that. Heretofore I shall pack a teeny-tiny decoy thong in my purse!

 

[Apisto42]

I'm ashamed to say that I've never thought of that. Heretofore I shall pack a teeny-tiny decoy thong in my purse!

So what kind of reaction should I expect if I come back to the table and hand her a crumpled pair of boxer briefs? Should I bring a decoy banana hammock instead?

 

[MindYaBitness]

So what kind of reaction should I expect if I come back to the table and hand her a crumpled pair of boxer briefs? Should I bring a decoy banana hammock instead?

Yes, please, please, please, do this! And, return with a full report of your findings...for science

 

[hotoldrguy]

One time I did the panties into a date's pocket thing but actually faked it. I had a spare pair in my bag and gave him those. I kept on the panties I had on. It was sort of silly, but it was a harmless fun trick that made my date think I was going commando under my skirt.

So if a woman does this to us should we take a sniff test to verify?

 

[Apisto42]

I’m pretty sure I’d get the “look”.

You know the one. The “I love this guy, but why is he such an idiot?” look.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I’m pretty sure I’d get the “look”.

You know the one. The “I love this guy, but why is he such an idiot?” look.

I'd initially be intirgued, did he finally come around to my exhibition/public-ish proclivities? Probay not, so then I'd start giggling like an idiot, because it's one thing to go commando in a skirt or dress, but guys free balling in jeans or slacks has got to chafe!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Been there, done that and got that precise look

You get points for trying!

 

[Endless_Night]

Lit never ceases to amaze me, with 'sentences I never thought I'd read'.

And sometimes from the most surprising source

I'm not sure how to take this. If you're surprised I know the word ungulate I may be insulted.

Have you ever seen a camel spit on someone?

No.

 

[Endless_Night]

And also, just for educational purposes (since this thread is all about learnin’), I present to you a BBC snippet about camels:

What I can see says Why Camels Spit Out Their Organ.

I think it's fair to say I do not want to know.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Have you ever seen a camel spit on someone?

Llamas, and their mini bemulletted Alpaca cousins, spit as well. It's actually their stomach contents, not saliva...
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