Cock Talk

[Endless_Night]

Do you have plans for Valentine’s Day? What are they?
Nope. I would rather be dragged through a hedge backwards than go out into the mass of people that populate public spaces on holidays.

Do you get extra nasty for Valentine’s Night?
Oh, sure.



If you are single, do you do anything to put yourself out there on Valentine’s, or do you do something sweet for another single person even if you’re not attracted to them?
No. I like holidays. I may send texts, make calls, buy presents, arrange get togethers, but I have no personal attachment to anything besides Halloween. Valentines is more a generic "tell everyone you love them" type of thing for me.

Between the two choices, would you rather get flowers at work or oral at home?
Ummmmmm, flowers. I like flowers, and a beautiful bouquet always strike me as a frivolous indulgence.

Do you have an unconventional tradition for Valentine’s Day? What is it?
Nope.

Are you generally cynical about Valentine’s Day or do you like the potential for love it brings?
I am a fan of Heart Day.

What is your favorite Valentine’s memory?
My brain is now working well enough to recall anything of moment. At the moment.

Do you plan on sending any unsolicited boob pics to brighten a horny guy’s day?
*checks planner*

I don't seem to have that on my calendar.

 

[Endless_Night]

Well, I'm getting a brake job today, so I'm expecting to have to pay my mechanic. That this fell on Valentine's Day is purely the work of my car.

This got me. I laughed.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I don't have boobs. It may be difficult for me to show them

It’s perfectly acceptable to send someone else’s boobs (with their permission) on an important holiday like this.

Looking forward to that husband of mine getting home, and, as is our household tradition, tearing it off of me.

Damn! That’s Valentine’s done right!

tonight will be my first time playing with it. It features a design innovation that has the potential to be amazing.

Don’t forget to charge the batteries! Or is it gas powered?

I definitely put myself out there on my thread today!

That’s the spirit!

The first Valentines I was in a relationship for kind of soured me for the holiday, even more than I already was.

This is how the slasher classic My Bloody Valentine happened. Proceed with caution.

Well, I'm getting a brake job today, so I'm expecting to have to pay my mechanic.

This is actually the perfect Valentine’s scenario. He gives you a full brake job, but you forgot your wallet at home. How ever shall you repay him? Your eyes lower to the bulge in his coveralls . . .

I would rather be dragged through a hedge backwards than go out into the mass of people that populate public spaces on holidays.

You don’t have to go out to celebrate, unless you’re into orgies (which I fully support).

 

[LostHorizon]

The Penetrating Thrust of Cupid’s Arrow

Do you have plans for Valentine’s Day? What are they?

No Valentine’s Day plans. Just normal Saturday plans.

Do you get extra nasty for Valentine’s Night?

Nasty as in a bad mood? Not really. Although I find the whole “holiday” annoying.

Between the two choices, would you rather get flowers at work or oral at home?

How about oral at work? I prefer that choice.

Do you have an unconventional tradition for Valentine’s Day? What is it?

My Valentines Day tradition is to pretend it doesn’t exist.

Are you generally cynical about Valentine’s Day or do you like the potential for love it brings?

I am a Valentine’s Day Grinch. Although I love the potential for half priced candy it brings the following week.

What is your favorite Valentine’s memory?

I went ice skating once with a woman I was with in college. That was fun.

Do you plan on sending any unsolicited boob pics to brighten a horny guy’s day?

I haven’t thought about it until now but if it makes some horny guy happy I guess so…

 

[Apisto42]

Uh…. Those are the only choices?

Oral at home it is then.

Which is good. I lost the florist’s number.

 

[Xerxes82]

Lololol

I'm trying to decide if you're laughing at the concept of unsolicited boobs brightening a day, at the notion of yours brightening someone's day, or the notion that you would send them to someone unsolicted.

Or all of the above.

I have a hunch I know which one is the case. But the mystery of it all is quite alluring.

 

[Apisto42]

The Penetrating Thrust of Cupid’s Arrow

Looks on target.

Do you have plans for Valentine’s Day? What are they?

Nope

Do you get extra nasty for Valentine’s Night?

Nope

If you are single, do you do anything to put yourself out there on Valentine’s, or do you do something sweet for another single person even if you’re not attracted to them?

N/a

Between the two choices, would you rather get flowers at work or oral at home?

Oral wherever.

Do you have an unconventional tradition for Valentine’s Day? What is it?

Nope

Are you generally cynical about Valentine’s Day or do you like the potential for love it brings?

The idea of it nice. Celebrate love. And yeah, half priced chocolate is always great.

What is your favorite Valentine’s memory?

Eh. We’ve had some really nice meals for valentine’s. Steak with leek sauce stands out.

Do you plan on sending any unsolicited boob pics to brighten a horny guy’s day?

I haven’t received any requests and the day is moving on, so doubtful.

 

[Apisto42]

Do you plan on sending any unsolicited boob pics to brighten a horny guy’s day?
*checks planner*

I don't seem to have that on my calendar.

there’s always next year right?

 

[EvaLane]

The Penetrating Thrust of Cupid’s Arrow

Do you have plans for Valentine’s Day? What are they?

I had a lovely nap, I knit, and now I’m making dinner with my sister

Has it been a romantic day? Not particularly.

Would I have liked it to be? maybe.

I still have hope for the future

like, short term future, as in tonight, when I can listen to my friends’ voice notes and remember sometimes the best sorta romance is the sapphic kind between friends

Because Valentine’s Day is for girls!!!!

 

[TotallyNotTaegul]

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I had a lovely nap, I knit, and now I’m making dinner with my sister

Has it been a romantic day? Not particularly.

Would I have liked it to be? maybe.

I still have hope for the future

like, short term future, as in tonight, when I can listen to my friends’ voice notes and remember sometimes the best sorta romance is the sapphic kind between friends

Because Valentine’s Day is for girls!!!!
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Hi, friend.

Tee hee hee
XOXOXO TNT

 

[hotwords229_A]

Hi, friend.

Tee hee hee
XOXOXO TNT

Not a single boob in any of those emojis.
If you hadn’t specifically pointed out that you’re not Taegul, I would accuse you of being a dude!