Cock Talk

[Wand3rlust]

Puppies is British for boobs.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Puppies is British for boobs.

I was going to make an “I’d like to see their puppies” joke, but I’m far too mature for that kind of tomfoolery.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I was going to make an “I’d like to see their puppies” joke, but I’m far too mature for that kind of tomfoolery.

 

[Endless_Night]

Wtf is the woman in the middle holding? It looks like a mummified body (like piglet sized) that’s held to the wood with 2 steel bars.

I was curious about this too. Of course, I zoomed in to make sure there were no nipples or balls visible.
Many of them are holding chunks of logs for some reason, this makes no sense to me as the pic is for a nude Veterinarians calendar. Shouldn’t they be holding puppies or something?

Whew! *wipes brow*

Because, of course, I had not clicked and my imagination was running rampant with terror.

Puppies is British for boobs.

Here, too! At least in my region/

 

[Endless_Night]

What about a nude calendar?
It's been a topic of conversation as of late.

Normally, I'd be like: Nope. Y'all enjoy yourselves.

Lately, lately I've been toying with the idea. Like maybe a tasteful body shot. Or something. Maybe. Possibly. Perhaps.

If you agreed to pose nude (to save the Earth or whatever) in October (it’s now February), would that motivate you to get into better shape or just cause you massive anxiety.
That would be one serious motivator! But I'm capable of of being motivated and anxious at the same time. I'm talented like that. *nods*

Are the people you work with in generally good shape, or are there always cake and pizza parties?
As I am the people in question, it depends. I go through cycles.

(All cakes and pizzas must be gluten free, though. Hard limit.)

We know people start to look like their dogs, but do they resemble their partner—have you and your partner generally been in the same physical shape? Do/did you motivate each other, or demotivate each other?
Moi. I am the motivator. Or, rather, I motivate myself.

That motivates my SO. He likes to exercise with me, which, to be honest, is always a little demoralizing. He's an athletic type and does everything better. So rude!

How do you gauge your general physical body? Looking at porn will not help, but do you have reasonable fitness goals? Do you stick to them, or put them off forever?
I'd say my fitness goals are reasonable. My body type doesn't do lots of muscle. I don't bulk. My goal is more about firm.

Have you ever been totally out of sync with a partner pertaining to physical fitness—one of you is super motivated and the other isn’t? How do you make that work, or didn’t you?
Nope.

What exercise do you find keeps your libido going the most?
Running. Dance classes, too. My body likes to move.

What part of your body would you like to tone up? What part of your body are you happiest with?
As I've been a complete slacker the last year-ish, everything! I am feeling uber squish.

Hmmm. I am blessed with nice legs. They always look good.

What motivates you to exercise?
Different things. Overall health. If there is something I want to do, like the MS150 or a 10K. Or there's an event or trip I want to do or take. Or I'm just on an exercise roll. Or I am having D/s sex. ()

For me it's more about I just do, unless something knocks me down. Then I slump until I muster the gumption get back on the pony.

Are you willing to sign up for the Great Lit Nude Out in October, to show off the body toning you’ve accomplished in 8(ish) months? If not, why not? If so, why so?
Oh, I thinking I would totally need until December.

Dying

I laughed.

 

[DaringFunGuy]

Puppies is British for boobs.

Boobs by any other name would smell as sweet …

 

[hotwords229_A]

Boobs by any other name would smell as sweet …

What if boobs smelled like puppies?
Everybody loves puppy smell.

 

[Endless_Night]

What about you, Muscles? Are you going to answer your own question?

 

[morelikeasong]

Sharing is Daring

Do you fantasize about sharing your partner?

Not really, I fantasize more about being shared.

If so, with who—same sex or opposite sex (as you)?

I’ve had passing fantasies about MMF and FFF. FMF is not something I really think about because the only way I think I would be into it wouldn’t be fair to the other woman. (FFM is a different story )

Would you want to watch them or join in?

Join, probably

How would you feel if your partner came to you today and told you they were serious about wanting to bring another person into your sexual life?

I’d be happy to entertain the conversation and see where it led.

Would you worry that your partner might cheat on you if you didn’t go along with it?

Not really. Particularly because I might be open to him seeking it elsewhere.

If they wanted to share you with the same sex, would you worry that they were wanting to cross the Red Line of Straightness?

If they wanted to explore that, I’d hope that could be part of the conversation and not something they felt that they needed to find a workaround to get to.

Do you desire to have your partner watch you with someone else? Why?

Maybe. I do like being watched. I could definitely get into this IF my partner desired it. I have no interest in doing it with any concession from the other party.

Have you ever been shared by your partner with someone else? How’d that go?

Only in e-boning fantasy land. And of course it went swimmingly… it was a fantasy!

What would concern you the most about sharing, what would excite you the most and is it best left to fantasy?

Someone’s feelings getting hurt, very likely my own, would be my biggest concern.
What would excite me the most (about being shared) would be the feeling of being overwhelmed with desire and sensation.