Cock Talk

[OldSoldier96]

Last time I danced salsa was in Spain after a lot of Sangria. Wild night

 

[MindYaBitness]

This is a great suggestion. I just don’t have that thing. I’m like the Cowboy guy in Footloose who has no rhythm, except for the part where he learns rhythm.

Feel?

I have experienced this problem.

Solution 1. Use slower music and hold on.




Solution 2.

Step 1. Add an appropriate amount of booze.
Step 2. Rerun the experiment.

Still failing?

Step 3. Repeat steps 1 & 2 until you are either killing it or you stop caring what you must look like to onlookers.

This is clearly where I’ve been going wrong.

Ok, you can choose Salsa Cubano, Salsa Linea, or Bachata, but all three of you are required to attend my Dance 101 class as a prerequisite to attending the yet-to-be-scheduled Lit orgy and Nude Calendar extravaganza. Help me, help you get laid

 

[MindYaBitness]

Last time I danced salsa was in Spain after a lot of Sangria. Wild night

The sangria told me you were fantastic

 

[ScarletDaisy]

the yet-to-be-scheduled Lit orgy and Nude Calendar extravaganza. Help me, help you get laid

Wait, I thought I agreed to a calendar. Did I miss the fine print again?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Wait, I thought I agreed to a calendar. Did I miss the fine print again?
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I think it goes without saying that if a bunch of litsers get together for any reason the likelihood of an orgy spontaneously breaking out is very high.

(At the very least, I'm cutting Mizz from the herd & having my wicked way with him )

 

[hotwords229_A]

I strongly correlate men that dance with being good at sex.

I think many women feel this way.

Rhythm can be learned!

I can prove this to be incorrect.

 

[Trekka]

hold up — are we talking about dancing?

bailamoooosssss…. let the rhythm take you over…

“Hi, I’m Trekka, and I’m a choreophiliac.”
[group replies in unison] <Bi, Trekka>*

The Bi part was a typo - but it was a good one! So i kept it.

This is because you worry about how you look. Music and dancing is about how you feel. I love to dance. To lose myself in the music, and move my body to rhythms and beats - I cant help when I hear music, I have to start to move. It's IN me.

And when you feel like that? How can you not feel sexy?...

this!! all of this!

from led zeppelin to the grateful dead to the beastie boys to bad bunny: ya just move the body to the music. smile and relax. shake a little. gentlemen, put your arms around her! easy peasy.

the hard part is letting go of the “i feel stupid, other people are watching me, and i don’t know what i’m doing, and i look dumb,” feelings.

cast those aside!

when the beat goes BOOM BOOM kick a hip out and step front/back. when it goes POW press your hands into the small of her back and start grinding. the black eyed peas explain it pretty well.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

I think it goes without saying that if a bunch of litsers get together for any reason the likelihood of an orgy spontaneously breaking out is very high.

(At the very least, I'm cutting Mizz from the herd & having my wicked way with him )

Wow, just me out was that ride here on turnip truck a rough one?

 

[Taegul]

I can do the drunk robot. Which line do I get in for the sex?

 

[EvaLane]

@hotwords229_A is coming up with a new questionnaire as I type this, I can feeeeeeel it

 

[Endless_Night]

@hotwords229_A is coming up with a new questionnaire as I type this, I can feeeeeeel it
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I'm sorry. He's busy helping me avoid a nervous breakdown.

Give him a minute.

 

[hotwords229_A]

@hotwords229_A is coming up with a new questionnaire as I type this, I can feeeeeeel it
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Nope, just playing with myself.
Maybe that’s what you felt?