CreamyLady
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Bodizefi said:
Sometimes, Eeeeewwww is the only possible word to use. Not good, but possible.
Kewl, however, isn't.
"Lil" though, just shreds that last nerve of mine.
Confessions, Anyone??
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Sometimes, Eeeeewwww is the only possible word to use. Not good, but possible.
Kewl, however, isn't.
"Lil" though, just shreds that last nerve of mine.
Savage Kitten
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HA!
the page is in no way LONGGGGG enough for all my confessions haha
but since this seems to get on everyone's ass I'll confess to what Ya'll already know... I write in CHAT SHORTHAND and I also write with an ACCENT ohhhhhh ahhhhhh whip me, spank me, I've been a bad bad kitty hehehe
why do I do it?? yep laziness comes into the pic.. as well as the fact that i am pretty long winded and when i get started i type rather fast, to keep up with my train of thought... and can i help that my train of thought has an accent???
If I was to try to change the natural (or unnatural) order of things now it would cause a major derailment ... wouldn't want that to happen now, would we?
PS Lower case i's.... me lazzzzzzzzyyyy!
the page is in no way LONGGGGG enough for all my confessions haha
but since this seems to get on everyone's ass I'll confess to what Ya'll already know... I write in CHAT SHORTHAND and I also write with an ACCENT ohhhhhh ahhhhhh whip me, spank me, I've been a bad bad kitty hehehe
why do I do it?? yep laziness comes into the pic.. as well as the fact that i am pretty long winded and when i get started i type rather fast, to keep up with my train of thought... and can i help that my train of thought has an accent???
If I was to try to change the natural (or unnatural) order of things now it would cause a major derailment ... wouldn't want that to happen now, would we?
PS Lower case i's.... me lazzzzzzzzyyyy!
FlamingoBlue
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I might get disbarred for this, but
I actually try to help my clients during the course of their divorces.
I also care about them.
Thank goodness I use an alias!
I actually try to help my clients during the course of their divorces.
I also care about them.
Thank goodness I use an alias!
Thumper
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The race is on!
If touching yourself gets you on the highway to hell, Ted, then twice puts you in a '78 Pinto....
How do ya like my Top Fuel dragster????
Hey Shintani.....if she is so cute buy your 15 items one at a time...hehehehehehe
April...corrected, not "corected"
*ducking*
If touching yourself gets you on the highway to hell, Ted, then twice puts you in a '78 Pinto....
How do ya like my Top Fuel dragster????
Hey Shintani.....if she is so cute buy your 15 items one at a time...hehehehehehe
April...corrected, not "corected"
*ducking*
Bob Waters
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????????
What?????? Flamingoblue a divorce lawyer who cares about his clients??? Did you know you can get disbarred for that???
Question; Does your ire run to people who use excessive question marks at the end of their scentences????
(blows kiss);-}
What?????? Flamingoblue a divorce lawyer who cares about his clients??? Did you know you can get disbarred for that???
Question; Does your ire run to people who use excessive question marks at the end of their scentences????
(blows kiss);-}
*sigh* here is my confession
Surely this will be a bombshell to those of you who think I am Mr. Moral crusader virgin boy, lol. But two things I will confess to are gonna make you laugh if nothing else.
So here goes.....
Five years ago on July 4, I was at my friend's apartment watching TV, and naturally his cheap ass couldn't afford the porn channel so I had to listen to the sound whenever it came in. What I was hearing really was beginning to turn me on beyond belief.
So I left and went home some time later, feeling pretty damn aroused. After everyone else was asleep in my apartment I was living in at the time, I decided to see what I could do about this feeling I was having.
I grasped my cock but slightly as it sort of tickled since I had never masturbated in my whole life before that night, and never touched it other than for obvious biological reasons. Oddly enough it felt extremely good at the same time.
So I laid back and began to pump my hand up and down, not thinking much of it. But about 5-10 minutes into it, I suddenly felt this strange tingle coming from my cock, and saw some off-white milky sort of substance spill out. Of course I was a naive 14 year old boy at the time, just weeks from turning 15, but right there I had my very first orgasm, and it was a wonderful feeling. So there you have it, my tale of first cumming. And I have been back hundreds of times since.
For my second confession, fast forward to my Junior year of high school in 1996-1997. I was a library aide for one of my class periods. And one of the duties was to answer the phone.
One day, one of the study hall students said to me and my friends who were also aides that the phone didn't have any blocks on it. And naturally I am quite the curious bugger, so I picked up the phone and dialed 1-900-HOT-CLIT or one of those hokey phone sex lines. I talked to a very attractive sounding woman for about 10 minutes, and whew she was hot. I figured I would do it just that once and forget about it.
But curiosity struck me again several times over the next 2 weeks, and stupidly I was unable to keep my mouth shut about it. Then during one of my classes, the librarian walks in and asks to see me. I walk with her to the assistant principal's office, and basically I was read the riot act in some major Dolby Surround Sound.
It turned out I had run up about $320 in calls to not only 1-900 lines, but also I did make some calls to overseas porn lines. I was given an ultimatum to pay by a certain day, and by lucky grace of God, I was able to pay up. In time I was forgiven by everyone and it is basically a non-issue now.
Those 1-900 lines are not worth the $4.95 a minute fee for some artificial feeling. If you are going to have phone sex, at least have it with someone who is real. Not only is it be alot more fun, but the $.10/minute fee ain't half bad either, heh.
So there you have my big confession(s). I am sorry in my previous posts on this board that I cast myself off as some morally sound angel. I guess maybe I was trying to ignore a part of my past that was painful. (the phone sex thing) All I wanted was to fit in here, and I actually feel alot better telling a part of my life that nobody thought would happen to me.
Now that we have that out of the way, we can get back to happiness, like Angelique and Xander's pending nuptials! Congrats again, guys!
Humbly Yours,
-Jeff
Surely this will be a bombshell to those of you who think I am Mr. Moral crusader virgin boy, lol. But two things I will confess to are gonna make you laugh if nothing else.
So here goes.....
Five years ago on July 4, I was at my friend's apartment watching TV, and naturally his cheap ass couldn't afford the porn channel so I had to listen to the sound whenever it came in. What I was hearing really was beginning to turn me on beyond belief.
So I left and went home some time later, feeling pretty damn aroused. After everyone else was asleep in my apartment I was living in at the time, I decided to see what I could do about this feeling I was having.
I grasped my cock but slightly as it sort of tickled since I had never masturbated in my whole life before that night, and never touched it other than for obvious biological reasons. Oddly enough it felt extremely good at the same time.
So I laid back and began to pump my hand up and down, not thinking much of it. But about 5-10 minutes into it, I suddenly felt this strange tingle coming from my cock, and saw some off-white milky sort of substance spill out. Of course I was a naive 14 year old boy at the time, just weeks from turning 15, but right there I had my very first orgasm, and it was a wonderful feeling. So there you have it, my tale of first cumming. And I have been back hundreds of times since.
For my second confession, fast forward to my Junior year of high school in 1996-1997. I was a library aide for one of my class periods. And one of the duties was to answer the phone.
One day, one of the study hall students said to me and my friends who were also aides that the phone didn't have any blocks on it. And naturally I am quite the curious bugger, so I picked up the phone and dialed 1-900-HOT-CLIT or one of those hokey phone sex lines. I talked to a very attractive sounding woman for about 10 minutes, and whew she was hot. I figured I would do it just that once and forget about it.
But curiosity struck me again several times over the next 2 weeks, and stupidly I was unable to keep my mouth shut about it. Then during one of my classes, the librarian walks in and asks to see me. I walk with her to the assistant principal's office, and basically I was read the riot act in some major Dolby Surround Sound.
It turned out I had run up about $320 in calls to not only 1-900 lines, but also I did make some calls to overseas porn lines. I was given an ultimatum to pay by a certain day, and by lucky grace of God, I was able to pay up. In time I was forgiven by everyone and it is basically a non-issue now.
Those 1-900 lines are not worth the $4.95 a minute fee for some artificial feeling. If you are going to have phone sex, at least have it with someone who is real. Not only is it be alot more fun, but the $.10/minute fee ain't half bad either, heh.
So there you have my big confession(s). I am sorry in my previous posts on this board that I cast myself off as some morally sound angel. I guess maybe I was trying to ignore a part of my past that was painful. (the phone sex thing) All I wanted was to fit in here, and I actually feel alot better telling a part of my life that nobody thought would happen to me.
Now that we have that out of the way, we can get back to happiness, like Angelique and Xander's pending nuptials! Congrats again, guys!
Humbly Yours,
-Jeff
Hey Tumper, wanna turn that thing off for a few? I think you just singed my eyebrows HEHEHE...
Real confessions? How bout the time I boinked my girlfriend at work in the bathroom while on the clock? Or the time I peeked in the Kittens bedroom.....Oh shit! Did I say that outloud? Hope she didnt hear me.
Real confessions? How bout the time I boinked my girlfriend at work in the bathroom while on the clock? Or the time I peeked in the Kittens bedroom.....Oh shit! Did I say that outloud? Hope she didnt hear me.
FlamingoBlue
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There's more....
Sometimes I even try to be nice to other lawyers. Wait a minute. I just got a certified letter from the Bar Association. Someone here contacted them and they're threatening disbarrment. Oh, well WTF.
Sometimes I even try to be nice to other lawyers. Wait a minute. I just got a certified letter from the Bar Association. Someone here contacted them and they're threatening disbarrment. Oh, well WTF.
SimplySouthern
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A few confessions from me.
*I have had sex with a married man...see the Virign thread for all the gory details.
*I actually care about my clients and often spend my Sundays visiting them in jail (client interviews)
*I'm not quite the angel you guys think I am (ask the Luv Doc..thanks for last night *blush*)...and you DO think I am an angel...dont ya?
*I have had sex with a married man...see the Virign thread for all the gory details.
*I actually care about my clients and often spend my Sundays visiting them in jail (client interviews)
*I'm not quite the angel you guys think I am (ask the Luv Doc..thanks for last night *blush*)...and you DO think I am an angel...dont ya?
Oliver Clozoff
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You said it, my sweet. Luckily I had my automated external defibrillator and some jumper cables for you to jumpstart my ticker afterwards, huh?
(by the way, guys, I TOTALLY recommend her. But she doesn't come cheap. You wouldn't BELIEVE what I had to pay!)
(by the way, guys, I TOTALLY recommend her. But she doesn't come cheap. You wouldn't BELIEVE what I had to pay!)
SimplySouthern
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It's Not Pretty Being This Easy
Hey...I may be easy...but I am certianly not cheap!
You have to pay for perfection.
Hey...I may be easy...but I am certianly not cheap!
You have to pay for perfection.
SpecialK
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<looking suspiciously to the right, and then the left>
I have a confession..... <speaking in hushed tones>
My confession is that not only do I frequently visit a naughty website, I have STORIES posted on it! <assuming appropriate wide-eyed stare here>
It's kinda funny that I happened to read this thread because I just confessed to a few coworkers about my literary pursuits on this site.
How's THAT for a confession!
K
I have a confession..... <speaking in hushed tones>
My confession is that not only do I frequently visit a naughty website, I have STORIES posted on it! <assuming appropriate wide-eyed stare here>
It's kinda funny that I happened to read this thread because I just confessed to a few coworkers about my literary pursuits on this site.
How's THAT for a confession!
K
Oliver Clozoff
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In Southern's defense (not that she needs it... she's more than capable of defending herself), she mentioned that she visits her clients in "jail" and not "prison".
The word jail implies a county or municipal lock-up, a place where arrestees are held before and during trial. "Prison", however, is the name for the analagous institution for convicted prisoners.
And she never said anything about prison, so...
How's that for workin' the semantics, Southie? You think it's too late for me to transfer to law school?
The word jail implies a county or municipal lock-up, a place where arrestees are held before and during trial. "Prison", however, is the name for the analagous institution for convicted prisoners.
And she never said anything about prison, so...
How's that for workin' the semantics, Southie? You think it's too late for me to transfer to law school?
Oliver Clozoff
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Well, golly Miss Siren, I sit corrected.
I seem to have shot my rhetorical wad, so it looks like you're on your own, Scarlett.
I seem to have shot my rhetorical wad, so it looks like you're on your own, Scarlett.
SimplySouthern
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LOL Doc...she's correct, but thanks for looking out for me!
Even after being convicted, people often serve entire sentences in county jails. Especially here where we have lots of "non-drivers" (readeople who constantly drive although their licenses are revoked.)
To answer Ms. Siren: Nope..not yet a card carrying slimeball. At this point I am working for a small hometown law firm that handles criminal law, family law and the occasional personal injury suit (read: ambulance chasers) LOL. I will take the bar in September and then plan to continue my career here at this firm. So much for getting out of this small town to practice in a big city.
Even after being convicted, people often serve entire sentences in county jails. Especially here where we have lots of "non-drivers" (read
eople who constantly drive although their licenses are revoked.)To answer Ms. Siren: Nope..not yet a card carrying slimeball. At this point I am working for a small hometown law firm that handles criminal law, family law and the occasional personal injury suit (read: ambulance chasers) LOL. I will take the bar in September and then plan to continue my career here at this firm. So much for getting out of this small town to practice in a big city.
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ok here is my confession. Since becoming an exotic dancer, I have actually orgasmed on stage every single itme I go up. :blush: How is that for a weird confession.Similar threads
