Craziest Place you've had sex?

Backstage at Disney.

Probably the most stressful fuck of my life. You would think the president lived there.
 
Late night sex in my high school baseball dugout is about as crazy as I got. I should get out more.
 
does a handjob under a blanket at a football game count? :nana:

I would classify that one under the craziest places you've masturbated... OR BEEN masturbated which is another one of my threads listed in the Darkroom Lounge... but yeah if you count it, it counts!

Late night sex in my high school baseball dugout is about as crazy as I got. I should get out more.

I'd say so, but you've covered more bases than me! LOL... PUN INTENDED lol
 
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In the wifes dad's garage over the bonnet of his car, doors wide open and a party going on.

Train compartment with others seated just up a bit from us.

In a caravan hidden from view by a curtain with six others in the next compartment.

Under the covers on a top bunk while others were in the room, just lifted her skirt pulled her knickers to one side and moved very slowly!!!

all with the same girl but for some reason get shy fucking outside now :eek:
 
In the nursery at a church (not during services. It was a weekday night),
the picnic table at the local park at night,
the woods off the walking trail of the same park in the summer on a Saturday at noonish,
in her parent's den while they were in the living room in the other side of the wall,
in her parent's bed while they were down stairs,
in the grass outside the hotel the weekend I got out of bootcamp (my parents would not leave us alone in a room),
in various locations in the back of my parents' vehicles across town usually during the daytime.

Those are all that come to mind right off.
 
guess i shouild have checked for the other thread, yes it was a case of being masturbated...i don't like football that much :rolleyes:
 
In the wifes dad's garage over the bonnet of his car, doors wide open and a party going on.

Train compartment with others seated just up a bit from us.

In a caravan hidden from view by a curtain with six others in the next compartment.

Under the covers on a top bunk while others were in the room, just lifted her skirt pulled her knickers to one side and moved very slowly!!!

all with the same girl but for some reason get shy fucking outside now :eek:

This is hot, but I think the hottest is the Caravan and the bed with others in the room!
*JEALOUS!*

In a chocolate factory with a willy wonks and a umpalumpa rofl. :D
Did you eat any chocolate while you were there?

Oh, and on a fire station when on night duty. That one was recent. :D:D

This would be HOT! I've always wanted an overnight job so I could do this!

In the nursery at a church (not during services. It was a weekday night),
the picnic table at the local park at night,
the woods off the walking trail of the same park in the summer on a Saturday at noonish,
in her parent's den while they were in the living room in the other side of the wall,
in her parent's bed while they were down stairs,
in the grass outside the hotel the weekend I got out of bootcamp (my parents would not leave us alone in a room),
in various locations in the back of my parents' vehicles across town usually during the daytime.

Those are all that come to mind right off.
Man, If I had a $5 for all of you nasty Effers that had sex in a church or something of the sort, I'd NEVER have to work again!
I COULDN'T DO IT personally!

guess i shouild have checked for the other thread, yes it was a case of being masturbated...i don't like football that much :rolleyes:

LOL LOL LOL I would hope you didn't like football THAT much!
 
The craziest place I've had sex was in the storage room at a Denny's. I was seeing the manager... actually we were just fucking... anyways... I stopped by the restaurant one night after work to say hi and he told me to meet him behind the restaurant. Once I got back there he pulled me over to a locked door. He unlocked it and pulled me inside and started passionately kissing me. Then he bent me over a box and did me from behind. We were in there for maybe all of 10 minutes before he went back to work and I went home.
 
In the ER at the hospital. It was the middle of the night, and there weren't many patients or staff around. I wasn't there for anything serious, and my girlfriend at the time was with me. One thing led to another, and she pulled the curtain closed, and rode me while I was laying on the stretcher. Just knowing we could be caught at any moment was a huge turn on.
 
The craziest place I've had sex was in the storage room at a Denny's. I was seeing the manager... actually we were just fucking... anyways... I stopped by the restaurant one night after work to say hi and he told me to meet him behind the restaurant. Once I got back there he pulled me over to a locked door. He unlocked it and pulled me inside and started passionately kissing me. Then he bent me over a box and did me from behind. We were in there for maybe all of 10 minutes before he went back to work and I went home.

In the ER at the hospital. It was the middle of the night, and there weren't many patients or staff around. I wasn't there for anything serious, and my girlfriend at the time was with me. One thing led to another, and she pulled the curtain closed, and rode me while I was laying on the stretcher. Just knowing we could be caught at any moment was a huge turn on.

WOW too of the best I've seen in a while! I'd be more of the Denny's storage room type, but I'd LOVE to do either one!
 
Behind a tree on the side of a highway at about 1pm. I know we were seen by at least one car because they slowed waaay down. She took it from behind like a champ.
 
Behind a tree on the side of a highway at about 1pm. I know we were seen by at least one car because they slowed waaay down. She took it from behind like a champ.

In the back of my FedEx truck in the parking lot of WalMart! It was great!

Umm, Jealous and Jealous, but of the two, I would like to be on display behind the tree on the side of the highway IN BROAD DAY LIGHT!!! LOVE THIS!
 
The craziest place I've had sex was in the storage room at a Denny's. I was seeing the manager... actually we were just fucking... anyways... I stopped by the restaurant one night after work to say hi and he told me to meet him behind the restaurant. Once I got back there he pulled me over to a locked door. He unlocked it and pulled me inside and started passionately kissing me. Then he bent me over a box and did me from behind. We were in there for maybe all of 10 minutes before he went back to work and I went home.

He is lucky especially if the butt in the avatar is you real butt
 
One night after closing the pub I owned, the barmaid and I made love on the pool table under the lights.
I never could play on that table again, without visualising that night.
 
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