Craziest Place you've had sex?

He is lucky especially if the butt in the avatar is you real butt

One night after closing the pub I owned, the barmaid and I made love on the pool table under the lights.
I never could play on that table again, without visualising that night.

probably in a hostel with about 8 other people in the room

In a pretty packed movie theater.

I like the latter three and I'm jealous about the movie theater. I've always wanted to do that!
 
On a theater stage. We didn't have an audience (though that would have been fun), but we did have the spotlight providing "mood" lighting. ;P
 
In a tractor. Not the easiest way, but we made do :)
I would LOVE to do something like this... challenging as it would be, it would be fun!

Nature reserve. There were rabbits all around us.

FUCKING LIKE RABBITS! lol

On a theater stage. We didn't have an audience (though that would have been fun), but we did have the spotlight providing "mood" lighting. ;P

I would have sat in the audience and watched you!

ENCORE... ENCORE!
 
nothing real crazy, but-

My at the time gf gave me a blow job in the car while i was driving. it was dark out, not much chance for others to see what was going on. Very exciting for me tho. She got serious points for that one!

On a different day, we were on the way to a wedding reception. She was wearing a skirt and put her feet up on dash. The skirt was long enough that this wasn't totally naughty, but it got me thinkin. I hiked it up a bit and started fingering her. Fingered her to orgasm while driving. Who says guys cant muli-task?

One more.
She worked at a gym. She had to stay late after close and called me to come over. We went for a swim then started making out in the pool and then had sex. The place was closed, but there were several ppl with keys that couldve walked in on us. That was hot! (unfortunately she got a uti and this prob wont evr happen again :( )
 
Oh, although some may not consider this "real" sex, it was close enough for me . . . then . . .

When I was a young and innocent virgin (yeah, I was once), I was going to school in Westchester County, NY., This guy and I were in Brooklyn (I think) coming back from a party and I was a little tipsy, horny and wanting desparately to be fucked . . . at the time I think I was about 19 and had not had sex yet and trust me, I was ready. We were in the back of a gypsy cab and I was stretched out on the backseat with my legs in his lap, half way on my way to passing out. Anyway, I felt his hand stroking my legs at first and eventually moving up higher and higher until I could feel his hand on my panties. I sort of half heartedly started to sit up and protest, but he mouthed the word no and pressed me back down on the seat. I knew what he was doing, but. . .I didn't care, I just wanted him to keep doing it.

He at first slipped his finger into my panties and started flicking and rubbing my clit which felt wonderful and then he slid two, then three fingers into my very tight pussy . . .no one had ever done this to me before. I started moaning and writhing on that back seat. He had my dress bunched up around my hips out of the way, and to my horror (now that I think back) I actually opened my legs wider to give him better access to my now soaking wet pussy. He eventually managed to get my panties off and gave me one of the best finger fucks I had ever had, as well as giving me one of my first orgasms.

I wonder if the cab driver was watching us?
 
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My at the time gf gave me a blow job in the car while i was driving. it was dark out, not much chance for others to see what was going on. Very exciting for me tho. She got serious points for that one!

On a different day, we were on the way to a wedding reception. She was wearing a skirt and put her feet up on dash. The skirt was long enough that this wasn't totally naughty, but it got me thinkin. I hiked it up a bit and started fingering her. Fingered her to orgasm while driving. Who says guys cant muli-task?

One more.
She worked at a gym. She had to stay late after close and called me to come over. We went for a swim then started making out in the pool and then had sex. The place was closed, but there were several ppl with keys that couldve walked in on us. That was hot! (unfortunately she got a uti and this prob wont evr happen again :( )

Oh, although some may not consider this "real" sex, it was close enough for me . . . then . . .

When I was a young and innocent virgin (yeah, I was once), I was going to school in Westchester County, NY., This guy and I were in Brooklyn (I think) coming back from a party and I was a little tipsy, horny and wanting desparately to be fucked . . . at the time I think I was about 19 and had not had sex yet and trust me, I was ready. We were in the back of a gypsy cab and I was stretched out on the backseat with my legs in his lap, half way on my way to passing out. Anyway, I felt his hand stroking my legs at first and eventually moving up higher and higher until I could feel his hand on my panties. I sort of half heartedly started to sit up and protest, but he mouthed the word no and pressed me back down on the seat. I knew what he was doing, but. . .I didn't care, I just wanted him to keep doing it.

He at first slipped his finger into my panties and started flicking and rubbing my clit which felt wonderful and then he slid two, then three fingers into my very tight pussy . . .no one had ever done this to me before. I started moaning and writhing on that back seat. He had my dress bunched up around my hips out of the way, and to my horror (now that I think back) I actually opened my legs wider to give him better access to my now soaking wet pussy. He eventually managed to get my panties off and gave me one of the best finger fucks I had ever had, as well as giving me one of my first orgasms.

I wonder if the cab driver was watching us?

Boss's office in his big leather chair :rolleyes:

I'm of the jealous type but only because the images in my head haven't ever plagued my own sex life!

LOVE all of the ones that are listed above!
 
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Before I was married, I was in the Navy and the ship pull into a port in Spain. I happen to pull shore patrol. They say always carry a couple pack of cig(smokes) and it will get U anything. I just happen to be in the strip alley and this hooker was bored. She tried her best to speak English. All she wanted was my cig, she took me up to her room and we traded. My patner waited outside till we got finish. She was good. Shame we left the next day, I would gave her a full carton.
 
Before I was married, I was in the Navy and the ship pull into a port in Spain. I happen to pull shore patrol. They say always carry a couple pack of cig(smokes) and it will get U anything. I just happen to be in the strip alley and this hooker was bored. She tried her best to speak English. All she wanted was my cig, she took me up to her room and we traded. My patner waited outside till we got finish. She was good. Shame we left the next day, I would gave her a full carton.

in a dentist office.

public lake..

on a boat with my gfs best friend watching

It's a shame that I have to live vicariously through your lives and only wish I could have fucked in some of these places!

BUT I LOVE READING ABOUT THEM!
 
My husband and I had sex in a cabbin of an amtrak train while on holidays. It was a challenge, and we could hear the conductor getting closer to our room. We managed to cum, then get ourselves back in our seats before he knocked and shoved the door open (as we'd stupidly left it unlocked.) I was never sure if he knew. Had to look away or the stupid smile would have spread across my face and I'm sure I would have given us away. Lol
 
Summer Adventure?

It's not really a crazy place but . . .
My Lover has grown children and we were at his son’s one day during this past summer. We had been drinking, teasing and touching each other most of the day and were already quite horny by the time we got to his son’s home. His son has a very large, beautifully landscaped yard on his property with a lovely redwood gazebo situated off in a shaded, treed corner of the yard and this is where we (my Lover and I) were enjoying the last of a very, nice late afternoon.

He wanted to have sex right there in the gazebo, and while in hindsight it was kind of exciting, I was a nervous wreck at the thought of doing it there where we might have been caught. Though we were both definitely hot and ready, I was trying to convince him to wait, but he was more than a little intoxicated and being a little forceful . . . he wasn’t going for the waiting until later idea . . . his dick was hard and he wanted it inside of me. Bending me over the back of the rattan, he undid my jeans, pulled them down to around my knees and without any sweet words or caresses he plunged his hard, hot cock into my very wet, inviting pussy . . . and began fucking me doggy style with the ferocity that only a half drunk male possesses. :eek:
 
My husband and I had sex in a cabbin of an amtrak train while on holidays. It was a challenge, and we could hear the conductor getting closer to our room. We managed to cum, then get ourselves back in our seats before he knocked and shoved the door open (as we'd stupidly left it unlocked.) I was never sure if he knew. Had to look away or the stupid smile would have spread across my face and I'm sure I would have given us away. Lol

It's not really a crazy place but . . .
My Lover has grown children and we were at his son’s one day during this past summer. We had been drinking, teasing and touching each other most of the day and were already quite horny by the time we got to his son’s home. His son has a very large, beautifully landscaped yard on his property with a lovely redwood gazebo situated off in a shaded, treed corner of the yard and this is where we (my Lover and I) were enjoying the last of a very, nice late afternoon.

He wanted to have sex right there in the gazebo, and while in hindsight it was kind of exciting, I was a nervous wreck at the thought of doing it there where we might have been caught. Though we were both definitely hot and ready, I was trying to convince him to wait, but he was more than a little intoxicated and being a little forceful . . . he wasn’t going for the waiting until later idea . . . his dick was hard and he wanted it inside of me. Bending me over the back of the rattan, he undid my jeans, pulled them down to around my knees and without any sweet words or caresses he plunged his hard, hot cock into my very wet, inviting pussy . . . and began fucking me doggy style with the ferocity that only a half drunk male possesses. :eek:

I can't give either of these the better mark because they both are friggin amazing and I love the thought of either! And I may use these themes in stories... #justsayin!
 
Two places come to mind...

I dated my high school girlfriend well into college, but eventually it just wasn't working out and we broke up. But we had some of our hottest sex together when we were freshly separated. There wasn't any pressure, and plus we couldn't tell out mutual friends, so there was a little scandal to it as well.

She worked as a receptionist at an education center part time, and conveniently there was a bar across the street I liked to visit, and we would often meet up after her shift. I was horny one afternoon after we broke up, so I texted her looking to meet up, but she replied telling me she was at work til late afternoon. I went over and got a seat at the bar, and told her I would be waiting for her.

When she got out of work, we immediately found an alley to start making out in. My hands were up her shirt, and down her pants, and she grabbed my chest and pulled on my erection through my shorts. We needed to do it right away, and so we decided to go back to her office, where she had just closed.

We let ourselves back in, and I fucked her doggie style over bathroom sink with her tits hanging out. There was a big bathroom mirror and I could see her nipples tensing as she bit her lip. She came first, grabbing the sides of the sink with both hands and letting out a moan that reverb'ed through the whole bathroom. Then she got on her knees and took me in her mouth, still wet with her cum. She jacked and sucked on me til she had swallowed every little bit.

Then I left, and she waited five minutes to leave after me, haha.

I'll write about the other place later...
 
Against a tree in a park
Picnic table
Desk @ work
Baseball field
Car along side the road
Our front yard when we lived out in the country

A boyfriend & I took a trip to Ohio with his parents. We shared a hotel room (2 beds) & we got it on while his parents slept in the bed beside us

I love outdoor sex or sex in a place we may get caught. Its so exciting!
 
I dated my high school girlfriend well into college, but eventually it just wasn't working out and we broke up. But we had some of our hottest sex together when we were freshly separated. There wasn't any pressure, and plus we couldn't tell out mutual friends, so there was a little scandal to it as well.

She worked as a receptionist at an education center part time, and conveniently there was a bar across the street I liked to visit, and we would often meet up after her shift. I was horny one afternoon after we broke up, so I texted her looking to meet up, but she replied telling me she was at work til late afternoon. I went over and got a seat at the bar, and told her I would be waiting for her.

When she got out of work, we immediately found an alley to start making out in. My hands were up her shirt, and down her pants, and she grabbed my chest and pulled on my erection through my shorts. We needed to do it right away, and so we decided to go back to her office, where she had just closed.

We let ourselves back in, and I fucked her doggie style over bathroom sink with her tits hanging out. There was a big bathroom mirror and I could see her nipples tensing as she bit her lip. She came first, grabbing the sides of the sink with both hands and letting out a moan that reverb'ed through the whole bathroom. Then she got on her knees and took me in her mouth, still wet with her cum. She jacked and sucked on me til she had swallowed every little bit.

Then I left, and she waited five minutes to leave after me, haha.

I'll write about the other place later...

Against a tree in a park
Picnic table
Desk @ work
Baseball field
Car along side the road
Our front yard when we lived out in the country

A boyfriend & I took a trip to Ohio with his parents. We shared a hotel room (2 beds) & we got it on while his parents slept in the bed beside us

I love outdoor sex or sex in a place we may get caught. Its so exciting!

changing room at the department store in the mall

Thank you all for responding! My cock is hard and green with envy! lol
 
the other sexiest place

Around the same time in college I was working for a radio station. One night I was in charge of a promotion at a local bar, and I had to bring a bunch of promo material from the station to the bar. I asked a girl who also worked there to help out, so the two of us went to the bar together.

We hung out, drinking for a few hours, we ran our promotion, loaded up the car with the leftover material and headed back to the station. We had been flirtatious together all night, and at one point one of us had 'joked' (and I forget who, which I think is telling) about making out in the radio studio.

When we got to back to the station, I realized that there was no overnight DJ, and in fact, this may be my favorite detail, the station was broadcasting a mixtape I had made. I made the eyes, and she made them back, and before I knew it, we were unlocking the two heavy doors that led into the main studio.

I pushed her up a stack of CDs, lifting her up under her rib cage. She was petite, maybe 5'3," with small breasts, but a big, round bottom. Eventually we settled on her sitting on the countertop the mics bent out of. I pulled off her pants and kneeled in front of her. She grabbed my hair as I pushed my tongue up against her folds.

I remember her sex vividly... she had big pink outer lips, and the tiniest clit I've ever seen. But it was like she had all the nerves of a normal clit, and as you can guess, she was able to come easily. When I felt her dripping down my chin, I was ready for my turn.

She had taken her shirt off while I was going down on her, and when I stood up she was working off her bra. She had small, ovalish areola that puffed up into unusually dark nipples. I worked my pants around my knees, and pulled out my cock. I didn't waste any time, and she lifted her feet up so they were flat on the counter.

I remember it lasting a while, I think because I realized in the moment how amazing it was. Eventually I came inside of her, and we kissed for a while as I was still penetrating her.

The sex was definitely notable for the afterplay... we were both pretty turned on by the situation, and made out for another 20 minutes. Then we went back outside and our separate ways. The two of us hooked up a couple of more times, but it never went anywhere. Oh well, it was one of those things where a couple of memories make it worth it.
 
Around the same time in college I was working for a radio station. One night I was in charge of a promotion at a local bar, and I had to bring a bunch of promo material from the station to the bar. I asked a girl who also worked there to help out, so the two of us went to the bar together.

We hung out, drinking for a few hours, we ran our promotion, loaded up the car with the leftover material and headed back to the station. We had been flirtatious together all night, and at one point one of us had 'joked' (and I forget who, which I think is telling) about making out in the radio studio.

When we got to back to the station, I realized that there was no overnight DJ, and in fact, this may be my favorite detail, the station was broadcasting a mixtape I had made. I made the eyes, and she made them back, and before I knew it, we were unlocking the two heavy doors that led into the main studio.

I pushed her up a stack of CDs, lifting her up under her rib cage. She was petite, maybe 5'3," with small breasts, but a big, round bottom. Eventually we settled on her sitting on the countertop the mics bent out of. I pulled off her pants and kneeled in front of her. She grabbed my hair as I pushed my tongue up against her folds.

I remember her sex vividly... she had big pink outer lips, and the tiniest clit I've ever seen. But it was like she had all the nerves of a normal clit, and as you can guess, she was able to come easily. When I felt her dripping down my chin, I was ready for my turn.

She had taken her shirt off while I was going down on her, and when I stood up she was working off her bra. She had small, ovalish areola that puffed up into unusually dark nipples. I worked my pants around my knees, and pulled out my cock. I didn't waste any time, and she lifted her feet up so they were flat on the counter.

I remember it lasting a while, I think because I realized in the moment how amazing it was. Eventually I came inside of her, and we kissed for a while as I was still penetrating her.

The sex was definitely notable for the afterplay... we were both pretty turned on by the situation, and made out for another 20 minutes. Then we went back outside and our separate ways. The two of us hooked up a couple of more times, but it never went anywhere. Oh well, it was one of those things where a couple of memories make it worth it.

mmmmm wow that's so hot!
 
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