Craziest Place you've had sex?

Along with the craziest place you've masturbated, tell us some stories about some of the craziest places you've had sex?

Come on?

On the side of the road?
On the roof of some stranger's car?
Public bathroom?
Grandma's House?
Mom's House? Mom's Bed?
Retail Store Changing Room?

Tell us where, and we'll be sure to tell you some of the places we've had sex too!

I lost my virginity in a cemetary
 
changing room at the department store in the mall

That has sort of always been a little fantasy of mine.

I also wonder just how often that happens.

The only really mad place I've ever had sex out in the open with the risk of getting caught was on a (supposedly) secluded little section of beach in Cyprus. Totally hot, with the exception of all the sand after.
 
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That has sort of always been a little fantasy of mine.

I also wonder just how often that happens.

The only really mad place I've ever had sex out in the open with the risk of getting caught was on a (supposedly) secluded little section of beach in Cyprus. Totally hot, with the exception of all the sand after.

I've wanted to to it here too, simply because it's out in the open and you're almost BOUND to get caught or at least be heard!!!
 
Had a GF who gave me a handjob with her grandmother just a few feet away. She said she was cold, threw a blanket over both our laps, opened my fly, and proceeded to stroke me off, continuing her conversation with grandma all the while. Talk about trying to keep a straight face!
 
Baghdad, while rockets impacted about 500 meters away. We were never in any real danger, but the impacts definitely brought an extra level of adrenaline and intensity to the experience.....
 
Hanging from the monkey bars in a public playground.

Luckily, it was at night, and the residents in the apartment complex usually keep to their rooms after the late evening. It was exhausting. It's hard fucking when you're suspended a couple feet off the ground, your arms are burning, and you both are trying to keep your legs wrapped above the other's hips while you jam.

But it she and I could both say by the end of it, it was painfully fun.
 

Hanging from the monkey bars in a public playground.

Luckily, it was at night, and the residents in the apartment complex usually keep to their rooms after the late evening. It was exhausting. It's hard fucking when you're suspended a couple feet off the ground, your arms are burning, and you both are trying to keep your legs wrapped above the other's hips while you jam.

But it she and I could both say by the end of it, it was painfully fun.

In a row boat in the Baltic sea off the coast of Sweden after pilking for hours. We lost an oar, and my boyfriend had to swim out to get it. It was scary and amazing.

Speaking of which...you and I need to make a trip to the mall. ;)

Baghdad, while rockets impacted about 500 meters away. We were never in any real danger, but the impacts definitely brought an extra level of adrenaline and intensity to the experience.....

Watching out for headlights?!

Craziest place I've fucked.....

hmmmmm.....

I'd have to say in the middle of the street haha

A dressing room in Pennys...

Had a GF who gave me a handjob with her grandmother just a few feet away. She said she was cold, threw a blanket over both our laps, opened my fly, and proceeded to stroke me off, continuing her conversation with grandma all the while. Talk about trying to keep a straight face!

*Bows low* Thankyou, my darling. :kiss:

Well of course it was filled with dress, hair, sweat and lust!!! But the important thing is the dress didn't come off...very impressive:)

:D That's not to say that the car wasn't completely full of dress, hair, sweat, and lust! lmao *Sigh* It was definately a good time. :devil:

Excellent! I must say I'm incredibly impressed by your efficiency in the matter;-)

Nice! Mine is a car, during a formal event. Didn't even have to take off her formal dress. :devil:

Hmmmm...I'll go with about 20 feet off a well-used hiking trail...

My left hand.

I love all of these! And thank you all for posting!!!
 
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