Craziest Place you've had sex?

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in my girlfriends basement with her mom and brothers banging on the door
and me trying to keep from getting a heart attack before I get a nut...
and then escape!!!
 
On the Pacific Coast Hwy on a hill over looking the ocean in the middle of the day!

Way up in the balcony at a jazz concert..... low lights, midweek show = lots of empty seats way up high.....

Definitely the movie theater.....;)

I am not sure if this is the “craziest” place I have ever had sex, but I think it qualifies as one of most unique places. My husband and I found ourselves out on a jet ski. We were riding the same one, my in front, him behind me. It was a weekday and the lake was pretty empty. His hands drifted lower and then underneath my bikini bottom. Well it was not long before he had me pretty worked up. I stopped the jet ski in the middle of the lake and shut it off. I wiggled out of my bottom and he shed his swimsuit. We then proceeded to have sex there in the middle of the lake, in broad daylight. There were other boats out on the lake, but all far enough away that they could not see what was going on. Even knowing nobody could see us, it was still very liberating, out in the open like that.

in my girlfriends basement with her mom and brothers banging on the door
and me trying to keep from getting a heart attack before I get a nut...
and then escape!!!

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THESE!
 
Not too unusual a place but a very interesting situation. My old girlfriend and I were watching tv in her parents hours, in the living room. We had a blanket covering our laps and were spooning for a while. Well I got hard and started foolin around till she got excited we were both wearing workout shorts, I pulled aside her leg opening and panties and slid in from behind. We were very controlled but were having fun fucking on the living room sofa.... Then her dad comes in... He says hi, we converse for a short while (I'm still inside her clenching pussy trying not to move) then he goes into his den which is right next door. We finish fuckin, cum quietly laughing the whole time. Neither one of us believed we got away with that, but it was exciting!
 
Back of an US Army Ambulance on the Autobahn!! My partner was showing way to much leg, so I told her either put the legs down or take the skirt off. She was making it hard for me to drive. She smiled at me and took the skirt off. I found the rest area quickly. :) Driving wasn't the only thing she made hard...
 
living room

My mom and dad in bed, my sister was asleep on couch while tv on. Me eating my cousins pink tight pussy (she was staying with us on college break) on the living room floor till she came over and over again trying not to scream. later she sucked me and i came all voer her face and motuh. It was exciting.
 
Union Square Garage - bent over hood of the car while he had hard, quick sex before we went to dinner. I was left wet, sticky, dripping and very, very horny.
 
Not too unusual a place but a very interesting situation. My old girlfriend and I were watching tv in her parents hours, in the living room. We had a blanket covering our laps and were spooning for a while. Well I got hard and started foolin around till she got excited we were both wearing workout shorts, I pulled aside her leg opening and panties and slid in from behind. We were very controlled but were having fun fucking on the living room sofa.... Then her dad comes in... He says hi, we converse for a short while (I'm still inside her clenching pussy trying not to move) then he goes into his den which is right next door. We finish fuckin, cum quietly laughing the whole time. Neither one of us believed we got away with that, but it was exciting!

Union Square Garage - bent over hood of the car while he had hard, quick sex before we went to dinner. I was left wet, sticky, dripping and very, very horny.

Back of an US Army Ambulance on the Autobahn!! My partner was showing way to much leg, so I told her either put the legs down or take the skirt off. She was making it hard for me to drive. She smiled at me and took the skirt off. I found the rest area quickly. :) Driving wasn't the only thing she made hard...

My mom and dad in bed, my sister was asleep on couch while tv on. Me eating my cousins pink tight pussy (she was staying with us on college break) on the living room floor till she came over and over again trying not to scream. later she sucked me and i came all voer her face and motuh. It was exciting.


These all make me wanna go fuck but the last one... the last one makes me want to do naughty things to unnamed people!~
 
Once in a photograpy darkroom (red light gave it a whole film noir feel). Another time my then-boyfriend and I were at the university, and we got into the uni theatre. We screwed lying on the stage behind the curtain, knowing that someone could walk in there any moment. Also broke into a university residence room one summer and did it on the bed in there, climbed back out the window and replaced the glass pane. I bet whoever got THAT room next fall had a bit of a surprise!

The other usual suspects of in a car, on a blanket in the woods (itchy ant bites, do no recommend...), on the floor of my parents living room when they were out. I wish I were as adventurous now as I was then *sigh*.
 
Travel more - most people will do lots more adventurous things when there's no chance getting caught by the local grocer...


Btw - I hear South West England is nice at this time of year... ;-)
 
Isn't South West England nice at all times of the year? But no beach sex...the beaches are too damn pebbly.
 
Isn't South West England nice at all times of the year? But no beach sex...the beaches are too damn pebbly.

It is actually. And there are plenty of sandy beaches, though I'd recommend a soft hillside somewhere near a castle if you like the outdoors x
 
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giving oral to this girl I met while hitchiking through Florida on my way to Houston TX;
we were under the overpass of the last exit leaving Flroida headed west on I-10.

and if "YOU" are reading this--, if that damn state trooper hadn't showed up when he did, I COULDA got you to orgasm!!!

And if you ever want to try it again, just let me know.
But the bet this time will be I can get you to cum in under six minutes.
And double the cash.
 
Back of 72 Ford Pinto Runabout

Back in my college days, I went to visit my GF over the Xmas holidays at her mom's home. Her mom would not let us sleep together under any meaning of that phrase. GF and I were so horny for each other.

So one night, we took off in my 72 Ford Pinto Runabout and found an empty field off a seldom used country road. It was freezing cold outside. So we got in the back of the Pinto. Even with the back seat folded down there was not enough room to stretch out. So very cramped for space, and very cold outside and inside the car. We did the deed, but wouldn't do that again under those circumstances.
 
My wife and I one time were at a rather high scale retreat in the Cdn Rockies where King George VI and Queen Elizabeth had once stayed, as well as Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Phillip. Anyway one romantic night with a full moon we went out for a walk around the grounds and came to a little floating pier anchored to shore. It had a nice little love seat and well.... you know.... things got carried away and after she enjoyed a couple hand delivered orgasms and it was getting more difficult to control our desires. Looking around I realized we were still somewhat out in the open should anyone else be enjoying the view of the moonlit lake surrounded by spectacular mountains. We decided to go for another stroll. We passed an older couple who gave us that knowing grin as we walked by. Got a little more into the tree line and it was game on. The ground was a little damp and too many pine cones around. She dropped her pants to her ankles, ripped open her shirt and bent over hanging on to a large tree - presenting me her bare essentials. It was like 2 rutting Elk pure animal lust banging it out and dripping cum all the way back to the cabin. Ummm Ummm Ummm I wish there were more nights like that...:heart::heart::devil::heart::heart:
 
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craziest? visiting gf in her hospital room - totally her idea... I dunno how many of her personal erotic fantasies were wrapped up in that quick fuck, but she was totally down with it. she was also the craziest gf i ever had - not always in the best way.

coolest? making love in a hot spring on Valentines night in the middle of a snow storm. we had the spring all to ourselves
 
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one of the craziest places was in the backseat of a Volkswagon Beetle convertible with the top down, traveling East on I-10 cumming out of Texas, back in 1973.
 
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