Craziest Place you've had sex?

We fuck wherever we can... In the past 6 weeks or so at every park along a long stretch of the river (against the car, on a blanket, bent over picnic tables), various other outdoor spots... Parking garages, stairwells, walkways, balconies, night clubs, in front of windows...
 
We were at my wife's grandparents apartment. They had given us their bed and they slept on the sofa bed in the living room just on the other side of the wall. Their bed squeaked, so we fucked so slowly it was intense. Seemed to last for hours. When we finally came it seemed to last for minutes on end. The tricky part was getting cleaned up, I came so big. It's still a fond memory.
 
Crashed on the living room floor of the bride's parents house after a wedding with my gf. Ended up having anal sex in the morning while the whole extended family sat down for breakfast in the room next door, only seperated by wooden shutters.
Loads of sex in public toilets, cars, swimming pools and other vaguely exhibitionist places. Leaning out of a hotel window in central Paris comes to mind.
 
Once when I was a teenager, inside a Subway(sandwich shop we worked at.) Short walkway, a counter on one side and a rack of shelves on the other. Her feet propped up on a shelf, hands behind her back on the counter, supporting herself in the air while I held her hips at the right height and pounded her. Lucky no customers came in.

Another time, in the movie theater. She let me know she wasn't wearing panties by letting me feel. (Which she knew would turn me on. Just the thought of nothing on, being exposed in public like that... Ahem.) We rubbed a bit with our hands before she straddled me, pulling me through my fly and sliding onto me, skirt draped over us. We barely moved, just gentle, slow rocking. Wasn't able to finish there, we left in the middle of the movie so we could go at it a little rougher.

Another was in or on the car, in a nearby cemetery. It was quiet and out of the way.
 
In my own mind. Ok, it wasn't technically sex. But as I'm definitely crazy, it still qualifies.
 
I got a blowjob on the London Eye, the big ferris wheel on the River Thames in 2000 when it was new, maybe it was '01.
 
joined 5 mile high club in toilet of DC-10 on flight to Hawaii before "regulations" came into being:)
 
years ago a buddy managed to get the keys to a spa/gym, and he and his wife and my girlfriend and I had exclusive after hours use of the whole place.
My GF and I still lived with our parents, so it was a 3-4 hour Xmas come early, and made sure that we utilized various bits of equipment, plus the jacuzzi - next day she had red marks on her back from the time spent in the sauna.
 
in the parking lot of a catering hall after the wedding and guests all around as they are leaving ....
 
Fond memories...

In the back seat of a friends 69 Camaro while he was driving in a classic car parade. People lined up along the street watching as we pounded our way through the middle of downtown KC.

On the pool table of my best friends bar. Gave a new meaning to 'happy hour.'

Barber chair with the barbers wife after he went home for lunch.
 
In a public swimming pool at a resort. Ok, it was late at night and we were the only ones in the pool on both occasions, but there was a chance of other people showing up, the pool was still open, and heated.
 
k mart parking lot on black friday .shopping spree ........... craziness abound
 
I had sex recently in an old castle in Germany. I was visiting and on a tour. Had two guys fuck me there from my tour group.
 
In the lazarette of a boat full of people about 30 miles offshore during a whale watch
 
A Pullman compartment on a train that wasn't ours - got caught at just the wrong moment.
 
Hell Wow!

Isn't it great:D

Oh it was so much fun;)

It was a fairly quiet day, so most of the time there was no one to see into our car.

He went down on me under my full skirt as I pretended to look at the view.
And then from a kneeling position he unbuckled and slid inside me as I perched at the edge of the seat.

Another car swung into view just then so we froze in position and tried to make it look like we were just hugging while looking at the view and pointing things out to each other.
I have no memory of what we were pretending to look at because all I could think about was him hard inside me;)

As soon as the other car moved out of eyeshot, he started fucking again furiously and came inside me... And then pushed in deeply as I then came around him. Twitching and shaking.

We then quickly rearranged ourselves so we were ready to disembark in a calm manner a few minutes later.... And quickly ran away giggling on wobbly legs with cum and juices running down our legs:D
 
Isn't it great:D

Oh it was so much fun;)

It was a fairly quiet day, so most of the time there was no one to see into our car.

He went down on me under my full skirt as I pretended to look at the view.
And then from a kneeling position he unbuckled and slid inside me as I perched at the edge of the seat.

Another car swung into view just then so we froze in position and tried to make it look like we were just hugging while looking at the view and pointing things out to each other.
I have no memory of what we were pretending to look at because all I could think about was him hard inside me;)

As soon as the other car moved out of eyeshot, he started fucking again furiously and came inside me... And then pushed in deeply as I then came around him. Twitching and shaking.

We then quickly rearranged ourselves so we were ready to disembark in a calm manner a few minutes later.... And quickly ran away giggling on wobbly legs with cum and juices running down our legs:D

Totally fab, gal! Thanks ... I was hoping my "wow" would provoke the details from you! I'm grinning ear to ear here! :D
 
I would say it would have to be in a state park on a pick nick table at 12:00 Noon
and the riskiest was with my wife's best friend in my garage on the weight bench , while my wife was in the living room taking a nap!
 
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