Cream pie

[Nightbird]

M's girl you weren't being a bitch.

Jason I've never heard of any birth control affecting a womans libido or how much lubrication she produces. Your post and responces make me wonder if your 18 or not.

Anyhow the porn industry DEFINATELY adds white coloured fluid to the situation to make it more visible. No man produces enough sperm and or semen to make it look like there are buckets ooozing on her and or out of her. It's physically impossible.

 

[Eilan]

Anyhow the porn industry DEFINATELY adds white coloured fluid to the situation to make it more visible. No man produces enough sperm and or semen to make it look like there are buckets ooozing on her and or out of her. It's physically impossible.

Do you mean to tell me that porn's not 100% realistic 100% of the time? Bummer.

 

[bisexplicit]

Do you mean to tell me that porn's not 100% realistic 100% of the time? Bummer.

What? Stop lying! It is real! ALL of it!

 

[Eilan]

What? Stop lying! It is real! ALL of it!

Oh. My bad.

Now where's my husband? I could use a footlong right now. Of course, since it's not an 18-incher, you'll just point and laugh, won't you, bi?

 

[bisexplicit]

Oh. My bad.

Now where's my husband? I could use a footlong right now. Of course, since it's not an 18-incher, you'll just point and laugh, won't you, bi?

I totally will. Eighteen inches is the absolute minimum.

But, I'm sure he'll point and laugh if you're breasts aren't incredibly perky 32DDD. At least, he should.

 

[Quoll]

I totally will. Eighteen inches is the absolute minimum.

But, I'm sure he'll point and laugh if you're breasts aren't incredibly perky 32DDD. At least, he should.

And don't forget totally immovable too.

 

[Eilan]

But, I'm sure he'll point and laugh if you're breasts aren't incredibly perky 32DDD. At least, he should.

And don't forget totally immovable too.

*Looks down*

Damn.

 

[Gangrif]

I (and my wife) went through a phaze of sorts that we were very interested in the creampie variety of porn.
I noticed that most of the creampie regulars have had vascetomy's (not sure i spelled that right). So the chance of pregnancy is nihl.
However, some of the movies did feature interviews with the girls, and one of the most popular questions is "what if you get pregnant". Every one of them answered that they were on some sort of birth control.

I also noticed that none of them looked Dry. However, its not uncommon for guys in porn to load up on lube before they walk on set. Or, the girl will just give him a really sloppy blowjob before he enters her, which seems to work well.


Just hadda get my comments in.

 

[Quoll]

*Looks down*

Damn.

http://www.buckeyeplanet.com/forum/images/smilies/sign-logo.gif

 

[Eilan]

http://www.buckeyeplanet.com/forum/images/smilies/sign-logo.gif

Ok. I feel better now.

 

[Nightbird]

OMG too funny!

Of course we all know a woman's breasts should never lie down when she does either! No they're supposed to lie there and look like soft balls sitting on her chest!

Oh and when having sex there HAS to be cheesy repetitive music in the back ground and the woman absolutely has to scream like a banshee through the whole thing.

 

[Eilan]

Of course we all know a woman's breasts should never lie down when she does either! No they're supposed to lie there and look like soft balls sitting on her chest!

Tennis balls? Softballs? Soccer balls? Inflated or deflated?

Oh and when having sex there HAS to be cheesy repetitive music in the back ground and the woman absolutely has to scream like a banshee through the whole thing.

Yeah, great. Tell me something else I'm doing wrong.

 

[Quoll]

Tennis balls? Softballs? Soccer balls? Inflated or deflated?

Yeah, great. Tell me something else I'm doing wrong.

"Ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod" "ooh look the pizza delivery/pool/repairman/nosey neighbour/saleswoman, let's fuck" "Ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod"

 

[Nightbird]

"OHhh IT'S SOOO BIG OOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!"

Oh and Ladies don't forget.. It's not real sex or any good unless he pulls out and squirts all over your knees.

 

[Eilan]

"OHhh IT'S SOOO BIG OOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!"

Oh and Ladies don't forget.. It's not real sex or any good unless he pulls out and squirts all over your knees.

And if I'm on my knees at the time?

"Ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod" "ooh look the pizza delivery/pool/repairman/nosey neighbour/saleswoman, let's fuck" "Ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod"

Yup. I seem to be messing that part up as well.

 

[Nightbird]

Then it has to be all over your face and in your hair at which point you say it tastes great and makes a great conditioner for your hair.

Or it has to be all over your ass and back at which point you encourage him to "Rub it in" as it is really good for your skin!

 

[M's girl]

Then it has to be all over your face and in your hair at which point you say it tastes great and makes a great conditioner for your hair.

Or it has to be all over your ass and back at which point you encourage him to "Rub it in" as it is really good for your skin!

Ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmy....... oh my!

 

[Quoll]

And if I'm on my knees at the time?

Yup. I seem to be messing that part up as well.

*sigh* Next you will be telling me you take your shoes off.

 

[M's girl]

M's girl you weren't being a bitch.

Anyhow the porn industry DEFINATELY adds white coloured fluid to the situation to make it more visible.

Thanks.... and I knew it!

 

[midwestyankee]

Then it has to be all over your face and in your hair at which point you say it tastes great and makes a great conditioner for your hair.

Or it has to be all over your ass and back at which point you encourage him to "Rub it in" as it is really good for your skin!

I thought it was less filling?

 

[Eilan]

*sigh* Next you will be telling me you take your shoes off.

I tried leaving them on, but my hubby wasn't aroused by flip-flops.

 

[Nightbird]

See Eilan, M's Girl has it right!! Shes a Porn Star Goddess!

Ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmy....... oh my!

 

[Nightbird]

MidwestYankee LMAO @ Less Filling!

It's like Beer... Tastes great , less filling.. But remember in the porn world a guy doesn't orgasm unless you can see him do it.. And squirt all over her.

 

[Eilan]

See Eilan, M's Girl has it right!! Shes a Porn Star Goddess!

Er--ohmydog? Okay! I admit it! I'm not really fucktacular! It's all a LIE!

 

[midwestyankee]

Er--ohmydog? Okay! I admit it! I'm not really fucktacular! It's all a LIE!

If you wore glasses, would that make you spectacular?