Cream pie

[Eilan]

If you wore glasses, would that make you spectacular?

I broke them, so I can't even be that.

 

[midwestyankee]

I broke them, so I can't even be that.

That settles it: no cream pies for you. You're on a diet anyway, right?

 

[Eilan]

That settles it: no cream pies for you. You're on a diet anyway, right?

Awww. . .

*kicks at the ground dejectedly*

 

[midwestyankee]

Awww. . .

*kicks at the ground dejectedly*

Of course...if you had heeded the call to "free the buckeye boobies," ...

 

[Nightbird]

Awww cheer up Eilan with those Buckeyes your Fucktacular..

 

[Eilan]

Of course...if you had heeded the call to "free the buckeye boobies," ...

They'd never survive in the wild.

Awww cheer up Eilan with those Buckeyes your Fucktacular..

Not anymore. But maybe next week.

 

[midwestyankee]

They'd never survive in the wild.

Not anymore. But maybe next week.

I'm sure that someone here would volunteer to keep them under close supervision.

 

[Nightbird]

*IN that Australian Crocodile Hunter Guys Voice*

"CRIKEY!! Here we have the elusive wild Buckeyes set free to roam on there on.. This is such a rare event to see them unprotected we have to stay here and guard them.. Careful though don't wanna anger them too much ..."

 

[midwestyankee]

*IN that Australian Crocodile Hunter Guys Voice*

"CRIKEY!! Here we have the elusive wild Buckeyes set free to roam on there on.. This is such a rare event to see them unprotected we have to stay here and guard them.. Careful though don't wanna anger them too much ..."

Right you are...if they get overly excited, the front part extends, reddens, and gets quite firm. Clearly a sign of anger and impending danger to anyone not familiar with their curious behavior.

 

[Eilan]

Crikey!

 

[Nightbird]

Crikey we all know red and swelling is a sign of danger... Easy now.. Don't anger them...

 

[EJFan]

Crikey we all know red and swelling is a sign of danger... Easy now.. Don't anger them...

they spit to protect newborn young too.

 

[Eilan]

they spit to protect newborn young too.

In that regard, then, mine are harmless.

 

[Nightbird]

Aye but thats not their only defence oh no.. They have this mysterious ability to hypnotize you.. And before you know it.. Booom they strike..and your money and wallet is completely gone.

 

[jason999]

M's girl you weren't being a bitch.

Jason I've never heard of any birth control affecting a womans libido or how much lubrication she produces. Your post and responces make me wonder if your 18 or not.

Anyhow the porn industry DEFINATELY adds white coloured fluid to the situation to make it more visible. No man produces enough sperm and or semen to make it look like there are buckets ooozing on her and or out of her. It's physically impossible.

Actually she was. Obviously I'm not entirely familiar with this kind of stuff so the sarcasm wasn't needed. Just because you've never heard of birth control affecting a woman's libido doesn't mean it isn't possible. Is ignorance to a topic somehow indicative of my age? Not necessarily. Somebody had to tell you the shit that you know, right? Because you didn't know, did that automatically make you a thirteen year old? I don't think so.

 

[jason999]

This whole discussion is hilarious.

And I love how clueless guys are sometimes.

Sorry I'm not entirely "clued in" with all things puusy and pleasure. But considering I don't own a vagina, you're gonna have to bear with me a little.