DE-Arouse in Five words: Join the Dark Side

[positiveflirt]

Here's a speech on taxes:

 

[sicpup72]

Your husband just pulled up

 

[Mrtenant]

There are Klingons circling Uranus

 

[Rj_1954]

Your rash is leaking again

 

[mnbreastluver]

Don’t worry it’s genital warts

 

[Qky75]

Eventually the pill will work

 

[DannieB]

Don’t worry. These things happen

 

[Qky75]

Maybe later, after the game?

 

[Qky75]

But my mom used to?

 

[DannieB]

Mom did what after games?!

 

[Qky75]

Mom did what after games?!

Rub it out a little

 

[ydahecnot]

I whack off to Zamfir

 

[Qky75]

That went to hell fast!

 

[DannieB]

Can’t compete with those two!

 

[Photog1rl]

It’s just vomit. Kiss me?

 

[ydahecnot]

Drip….drip…drip…drip…drip….

 

[Qky75]

It’s just vomit. Kiss me?

I know but it's mine!

 

[Photog1rl]

That rash probably isn't contagious

 

[DannieB]

Don’t worry about my toenails

 

[ydahecnot]

Crusty makes me all lusty

 

[Btq97]

Pass me the marmite lube

 

[DannieB]

Like caviar in a tube

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

(I leave you for a day and this is what I come back to...tsk.)

But first, War and Peace.

 

[ericrodman101]

Discharge! I'll show you discharge.

 

[NewEng]

Let's get it over with