Dear X,

Dear Life,

I mean really. You just had to give me the cold from hell two days before Christmas. The first time I get to go home in years to be with my family and I can't hold the new baby because of a cold. And coming back on a plane with my ears stopped up is miserable. And then to top it off by snowing just enough that I didn't see the ice. Now I have the cold from hell, a busted elbow and a badly bruised hip. Great, just great.

I would say fuck you but you'd probably drop a plane on my home if I did. Please, go pick on someone else.

Me
 
Dear Universe,

Every time I see that furiously beating heart it makes it that tiny bit harder to pretend it's not there and real. Don't make me fall in love with another one and then have to mourn him/her. I'm not sure I could stand it again.

Also, it'd be great if I didn't have to suffer this hideous sickness, inject myself daily, take 7 tablets a day, and stick little wax bullets up my vagmeena twice a day for nought. So, universe, you do your bit and I'll do everything I can too.

Deal?? Deal.

Sincerely,
Preggers & Praying

You know you got all my good vibes comin your way sugar, as well as the rest of my brood.


Dear You,

Well, I can't say it wasn't a bit of a punch in the gut to see you for the first time since we broke up. Interesting that you wouldn't meet my eyes, but you sure did stare at my mouth while I was smoking my cigar. I hope you were remembering.

She was exactly what I expected, younger, blonder, thinner, and harder looking than I could ever be, even if I got that throat tattoo. So you are clearly back to type, and I'm sure she will be perfect for the curse I put on you.

And when she does hurt you 10 times worse than you hurt me, and the way she was eyeing up your money clip, I give it 4 months or so, I will actually feel bad for you. Oddly, that makes me hate you just a little bit more.

Closure is a funny thing.
M
 
Dear Lesbrosef,

I love you. I've got you. I keep you in here. *points to heart* It's warm and big and oh so gooey for you in here. *wags finger* No, no. Not my vagmeena, still the heart. ;)

One day closer to Bora Bora. One day further away from the miserable bastards of yesterday.

Love,
Lesbroham

Dang it Lesbroham, you made me cry and I had been doing so admirably. Thank you, that means the world to me.

And Bora Bora here we come, not one day soon enough.

Lesbrosef
 
Dear Shiney Mama,

Congrats on *Sparkle*! :nana:

Hoping for you that this one is sticky.:rose:


Signed, Been There Too
 
Dear X,

I care about you as much as it's possible to care about anyone I've never met in person, but you're a goddamned fucking hypocrite.

Me
 
Dear you,

Do not take my lack of response, lack of engagement, as giving even the remotest amount of validity to your delusions. You need serious psychiatric help, no kidding, you're truly psychotically insane! :rolleyes:

On a side note, pull the bitch stick out of your ass before you get it drop kicked to the moon! Warnings, friendly or otherwise, are not always preceded by a shot across the bow.
 
give me an 'F'......

To all this may concern,

Thank you for 2014.

Thank you for losing my job earlier this past year, so I could spend 21 days straight in the hospital with my loving sister who fought so valiantly with her ovarian cancer. Thank you for letting her get to go home and then have to return, cruelly, 11 days later to waste away and die.

Thank you for afflicting my wife with the very same situation at the very same time. It was extremely nice to be able to watch my love go through the very same tests and procedures exactly 20 days after my big sis had past.

Thank you for making my family so understanding that when we were going through all the surgeries, tests and appointments, they couldn't get over their petty squabbles about property and money that we had to be in the middle of all of that bickering. I was glad to help everyone in their time of need to have every and all turn their back on me in mine.

Thank you for planning my sisters funeral four days after my wife's surgery. It was fun to be able to console everyone while still waiting to find out if I needed to plan another funeral. It kept the guest list so easy to remember.

Thank you for striking down my favorite dog the next day after the funeral. It was nice to be able to continue to get condolence cards all at the same time. It made for a fun guessing game, "who is it from and who is it about?"

Thank you for the 45 foot tree that decided to open up some new space in the back yard. I really wanted to see what a skylight would look like on my deck. we really weren't playing with the pool table or using the hot tub much anyway.

Thank you for giving my step-daughter cancer as well. I like that I don't have to change this silly bracelet ever. When people ask what it is for I can pick, sister,wife, daughter. It keeps them all guessing.

Thank you for turning my life into a country song. You do realize I am a metal guy, live in the suburbs, and can't stand that twangy, whiney crap. I guess you want me to expand my horizons.

I realize, in all my gratitude, that this is what sometimes happens. Life is not without it's trials, however, I feel like I am losing my ability to smile, to laugh.... even to cry.

Thank you for making me face 2015 a plastic, empty, hollow-hearted, hateful and bitter man.
 
Thank you for making me face 2015 a plastic, empty, hollow-hearted, hateful and bitter man.

Shit.

I'm sorry to read that. I truly am.

I'd like to be able to say 'Tomorrow will be better' or 'Things happened for a reason' but we both know empty platitudes are bollocks.

Life goes on. We need to go on, if not for ourselves then for others.

I'd also like to say 'It gets easier' but I know it doesn't. You just learn to deal with it.

What I will say is 'Keep moving'. Find a reason and keep moving.

*Hugs* (Call them man-hugs if you want, its fine)
 
Dear ease,

Clearly words are insufficient, but I truly am sorry for everyone you've lost, and everything you've been through.

I wish you some peace, and joy in 2015. You certainly deserve them both.

:rose:
 
To all this may concern,

Thank you for 2014.

Thank you for losing my job earlier this past year, so I could spend 21 days straight in the hospital with my loving sister who fought so valiantly with her ovarian cancer. Thank you for letting her get to go home and then have to return, cruelly, 11 days later to waste away and die.

Thank you for afflicting my wife with the very same situation at the very same time. It was extremely nice to be able to watch my love go through the very same tests and procedures exactly 20 days after my big sis had past.

Thank you for making my family so understanding that when we were going through all the surgeries, tests and appointments, they couldn't get over their petty squabbles about property and money that we had to be in the middle of all of that bickering. I was glad to help everyone in their time of need to have every and all turn their back on me in mine.

Thank you for planning my sisters funeral four days after my wife's surgery. It was fun to be able to console everyone while still waiting to find out if I needed to plan another funeral. It kept the guest list so easy to remember.

Thank you for striking down my favorite dog the next day after the funeral. It was nice to be able to continue to get condolence cards all at the same time. It made for a fun guessing game, "who is it from and who is it about?"

Thank you for the 45 foot tree that decided to open up some new space in the back yard. I really wanted to see what a skylight would look like on my deck. we really weren't playing with the pool table or using the hot tub much anyway.

Thank you for giving my step-daughter cancer as well. I like that I don't have to change this silly bracelet ever. When people ask what it is for I can pick, sister,wife, daughter. It keeps them all guessing.

Thank you for turning my life into a country song. You do realize I am a metal guy, live in the suburbs, and can't stand that twangy, whiney crap. I guess you want me to expand my horizons.

I realize, in all my gratitude, that this is what sometimes happens. Life is not without it's trials, however, I feel like I am losing my ability to smile, to laugh.... even to cry.

Thank you for making me face 2015 a plastic, empty, hollow-hearted, hateful and bitter man.

Hope you like your alcohol, after reading that lot I'd take you to the nearest pub and buy you all the drinks for the entire evening. You certainly deserve it.
 
Dear Universe,

Every time I see that furiously beating heart it makes it that tiny bit harder to pretend it's not there and real. Don't make me fall in love with another one and then have to mourn him/her. I'm not sure I could stand it again.

Also, it'd be great if I didn't have to suffer this hideous sickness, inject myself daily, take 7 tablets a day, and stick little wax bullets up my vagmeena twice a day for nought. So, universe, you do your bit and I'll do everything I can too.

Deal?? Deal.

Sincerely,
Preggers & Praying

Dear Rain,

Those furiously beating hearts are beautiful aren't they? It's so tough not to fall in love with them. I believe that once you see them and hear them, you're done with.

Here's wishing nothing but the best things for you and all that love is enough to see it through.

Thoughts, prayers, and a little bit of something to add on to that love train that maybe makes a bit of difference.

:rose:

Wait, wasn't this supposed to be anonymous?

Heh. I've never been one to color within the lines anyway. *chuckle*

Signed,

Me
 
Dear Brain,

I'd like it if you would function properly. And not make stupid mistakes.

Thank you.
Breezey
 
Dear Piece of crap,

Thank you for throwing me away...The best thing you could of done for me is not want me. For wasting my time,your lies and deceit,When there was no need for them... I will never respect you as a man,and have even less respect for you as a fellow human being.. But Thanks for being the asshole that you are...If you hadn't been, I wouldn't of let you go when I did and learn to leave you and the pain, behind...

I wouldn't of stumbled across someone whom you could never hold a candle to.. Even if we are just friends and maybe, never anything else due to some factors. But I am still happier than ever and free from your toxicity... Free from what was destroying me inside..I haven't cried over you since December,Nor will I ever cry over you again or lose anymore sleep of your bullshit...

So Thanks for being the big asshole grimy dog that you are !!!! Goodbye !!!
I haven't thought of you since I started talking to my friend,You don't invade my thoughts or my heart. I don't lose sleep over the hurt anymore. I let it ALL go...Cause I now have a reason to smile every day,My life, My family and my friends will always be with me.and you could never touch them.Yoru beneath them all..For they love me,as I am..The way I am...Just because I'm me :) and I am worthy of being loved.....
So a BIG FUCK OFF TO YOU H.... YOUR NOT WORTH A THING..GOODBYE



Sincerely,
The one who gives no shits about you
 
Dear "Leader" of the local Munch Group,

Be careful who you belittle. It will alway bite you in the ass.

<3,
Me
 
Dear X,

Every time I see you grumbling about how you wish people would use their words instead of expecting you to read their minds, it makes me want to remind you of all the times I've done exactly that and STILL had my boundaries ignored.
 
Dear X

Thank you for being my friend. You've opened up a whole world of wonders for me. You've made my confidence sky rocket in the short amount of time I've known you. I never thought I could feel so comfortable with myself. The constant 'you're beautiful' 'you're amazing' 'you're funny' comments makes me want to just get up and go! You have put in my head something that should have been there long ago. Self love. Your constant constructive criticism, and your constant encouragement. You're amazing. I wish I could tell you all of this, but you've asked me to not push for a relationship. I fear if I put all of these feelings out there, that you would back off. I wish I could make you feel the way you make me feel.

Forever your friend
 
Dear Kodachrome Litster -

Your talents and willingness never fail to impress me.

Thank you for your friendship. :rose:

Signed,

Needs a couple of new photo albums Litster
 
Dear Men,

Please stop being creepers and ruining the Internet.

Sincerely,
Women everywhere

-----

Dear Male Lit Friends,

Thank you for being the exception to the above.

:heart:
 
Dear X,

Thank you for being a friend. We've traveled down the road and back again, haven't we? Your heart is true; you're a pal and a confidant. :rose:

If you threw a party and invited everyone you knew, you would see the biggest gift would be from me. And the card attached would say "Thank you for being a friend, Whore."

Love,
Miles
 
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