Deepest Darkest Secret your spouse/partner doesn't know!!!

My boyfriend has no idea how many guys I've had sex with before. I have no idea either. From the ages of 17-22, I was basically a frat mattress. When we talked about past sexual experiences, I mislead him by saying I've only had 5 serious boyfriends (which is true). The implication was that I have only had sex with serious boyfriends, and this is definitely not true.
SAME!!! High five for those of us that just love fucking!!
 
Oh sweet Caroline! Where do I start…
That I am pan, how many partners I have had, that I have probably eaten more pussy than him, that I am a totally down for ALMOST anything sexually (he’s so vanilla he makes vanilla look slutty)…I could go on for days LOL
 
Oh sweet Caroline! Where do I start…
That I am pan, how many partners I have had, that I have probably eaten more pussy than him, that I am a totally down for ALMOST anything sexually (he’s so vanilla he makes vanilla look slutty)…I could go on for days LOL
Who him? Hubby? Boy toy? Lover? Sub?
 
Oh sweet Caroline! Where do I start…
That I am pan, how many partners I have had, that I have probably eaten more pussy than him, that I am a totally down for ALMOST anything sexually (he’s so vanilla he makes vanilla look slutty)…I could go on for days LOL
The woman of my dreams.
 
You are right.
Nope - I'm thinking this is Harry Chapin - Taxi
She gets in his cab. It's been years. They don't recognize each other at first and then they do and laugh about the old times....
but of course it could be Dan Fogelberg - Same Old Lang Syne which has a similar theme so I guess both are correct.
 
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