Describe Yourself Physically

[fishnfool]

Short, chonky but trying to be stronger. Long brown/red hair. Amber eyes but I wear big glasses that have successfully fooled all the clients into thinking that I’m very professional, ha!

Love it!

Now tell me where you got these professional glasses because I, ummmm, could make people believe I am professional.

 

[Biggalute]

Update: Still 6'2", very thick neck and rockin' the 'dropped lasagne' look.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Love it!

Now tell me where you got these professional glasses because I, ummmm, could make people believe I am professional.

Buy the biggest frames you can find. The other day a client said I looked like a judge with me hunching over my desk staring at the papers on my desk.

 

[fishnfool]

Buy the biggest frame you can find. The other day a client said I looked like a judge with me hunching over my desk staring at the papers at my desk.

I need some help here. So as a guy if I buy big frame glasses, will they make me look like Napoleon Dynamite?

 

[fishnfool]

I need some help here. So as a guy if I buy big frame glasses, will they make me look like Napoleon Dynamite?

I’d be more likely to look like Napoleon Dynamite than a judge!

 

[AuntieDisco]

Update: Still 6'2", very thick neck and rockin' the 'dropped lasagne' look.

What’s a dropped lasagne in human form?

 

[AuntieDisco]

I need some help here. So as a guy if I buy big frame glasses, will they make me look like Napoleon Dynamite?

That’s a you question and not a me answering question.

 

[GhostOfFAS]

6’, dadbod but not gross, brown hair, hazel eyes, size 11 feet, bearded, generally t-shirted and shorts/jeans
Regular 44 year old male.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

5'6 and 3/4" tall. Gray eyes that can look blue depending upon what I'm wearing. Dirty blonde curls with a little gold still ontop with silver working it's way in. Tattooed thunder thighs with grippin' hips and boobs that have sadly succumbed to gravity. Oh, and squishy..I give the best hugs.

 

[Rodlicker11]

Blonde hair, blue eyes, clean shaven, 6’ tall, 190#. A female coworker once described me as a guy who would be appealing to either sex. Great shape for my age. Most people think I am 10-15 years younger than I am.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

5’6” with above the shoulder dark auburn hair, sparkling hazel eyes, dimples when I smile.

 

[drobert44]

6', 175#, a cyclist.

 

[Recooter]

5'6 and 3/4" tall. Gray eyes that can look blue depending upon what I'm wearing. Dirty blonde curls with a little gold still ontop with silver working it's way in. Tattooed thunder thighs with grippin' hips and boobs that have sadly succumbed to gravity. Oh, and squishy..I give the best hugs.

You sound perfect

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Fat, happy, and drunk.

 

[Recooter]

5’9” 210 lbs “try to stay fit” green eyes short brown hair

 

[ImpishSeraph]

5'10" Longish light red hair, not strawberry blonde but close, grey-green eyes, big bright smile, Scandinavian decent, naturally strong, long legs, Squishy belly, Enormous boobs that have also drooped due to size and age with constant hard nipples that always want to point at people.

 

[Recooter]

5'10" Longish light red hair, not strawberry blonde but close, grey-green eyes, big bright smile, Scandinavian decent, naturally strong, long legs, Squishy belly, Enormous boobs that have also drooped due to size and age with constant hard nipples that always want to point at people.

you sound amazing!

 

[fakingadulthood]

6’1” with more of a long torso than long legs. Down to 265 from 315 at my heaviest but still not where I want to be. I like to think I wear the extra pounds pretty well, though. Brown hair that’s starting to gray at the temples and for some reason much more quickly on the right than left.

The only bjts of my body I actually like are my blue eyes that even I get lost in if I look in a mirror unprepared and my calves.

 

[LostHorizon]

Tall, fair, thin, with boyish dirty blond hair, blue eyes, long legs, nice lips that aren’t too thin and an innie belly button.

 

[badjanus]

A side profile looks very much like a snowman with a beard

 

[hairball18]

Rumpelstiltskin

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Rumpelstiltskin

Stop that, you are not.

 

[Littlefox89]

A side profile looks very much like a snowman with a beard

You know how I feel about the side of your head!!!

 

[RideFl71]

Dad bod

 

[808guy]

White woman long brown hair hazel eyes 5'3 with long legs 107lbs. Small boobs and butt. Ears nose and tongue pierced no tattoos. I'm average if you have me you get what you get and you don't throw a fit. Lol

Mmmm you sound perfect. Love that height and weight and so cute small boobs. I’d be a perfect fit for you