Describe Yourself Physically

[tibotibo]

Average height & weight. Simple haircut.
Your good old average Joe

 

[AmberLGreen]

Simply perfect

 

[Booboobear84]

Simply perfect

Mary Poppins???

 

[Donotrustanybody]

Simply perfect

Finally found someone with a bigger ego than me lol, but I can't argue with your post.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Mary Poppins???

Mary is my practically perfect sister

 

[Wand3rlust]

Mary is my practically perfect sister

Hey

 

[AmberLGreen]

Hey

Hey yourself, oh adorably perfect one

 

[Seokrocks]

Sporting the silverest of silver hair and beard

 

[Littlefox89]

Chunky bear. I'm like a chunky kit kat but less calories.

And more delicious

 

[Booboobear84]

5'9" black hair and all of it (big deal at my age). slim with a bit of love handles, and killer legs (so the spouse tells me).

 

[CuriousJInLA]

6’2” WM. Thick but not fat. Salt & pepper beard. Hazel eyes

 

[AuntieDisco]

Short, chonky but trying to be stronger. Long brown/red hair. Amber eyes but I wear big glasses that have successfully fooled all the clients into thinking that I’m very professional, ha!

 

[Shenanigans90]

Tall, dark, and mediocre

 

[AmberLGreen]

Tall, dark, and mediocre

You sound like a sub-standard coffee when we all know you are a rich and creamy, strong, fine blend

 

[AuntieDisco]

Tall, dark, and mediocre

There’s talking down of yourself and then there’s making light and fun of yourself like I did. Calling oneself mediocre is not right.

 

[Shenanigans90]

You sound like a sub-standard coffee when we all know you are a rich and creamy, strong, fine blend

You are too sweet

 

[AmberLGreen]

You are sweet perfection

FIFY

 

[Shenanigans90]

There’s talking down of yourself and then there’s making light and fun of yourself like I did. Calling oneself mediocre is not right.

Sorry, I always go for the joke especially at my own expense.

 

[Shenanigans90]

FIFY

Yes, yes you are!

 

[fishnfool]

I can’t lay claim to looking like Danny Devito (hot or standard version). 6’2” 197 pounds (before a big meal last night), athletic build (before last night’s meal). Dark hair with gray and a trimmed beard to match. Debating letting the beard rival Billy Gibbons and Dusty Hill.

Was told when I was younger I looked like the Magnum PI version of Tom Selleck. I laughed.

Size 12 feet and can tell you the old wives’ tale has outliers.

 

[jason28053]

6’2” 13.5 stones, salt n pepper hair, green eyes. Athletic build.

 

[tibotibo]

Short, chonky but trying to be stronger. Long brown/red hair. Amber eyes but I wear big glasses that have successfully fooled all the clients into thinking that I’m very professional, ha!

Love this!
Amber eyes are the prettiest! And big glasses are definitely 100% sexy as well!

 

[Great_Scot]

6'2" dark brown/greying hair. Look like I'm wearing a sumo suit.

 

[Anastasia1999]

I look like my Dad. He is still a very handsome chap at 84.

 

[abvt75]

5 ft 9
Brown skin
Black eyes
200 lbs

Average looking Indian origin guy