Desultory and Impulsive

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But i aint no bitch see
And I break the bottle of beer that I grabbed on my way down there in preparation--should such an occasion present itself.

 

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And I was like....

All Right You Zombie Wolf Alien Half-breeds Come Get Some Action!!!

 

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And just then a tentacle shot out from the dark and grabbed the wrist of the hand i held the bottle in and squeezed.

Lucky for me I was still wearing my switchblade cowboy boots and I high-kicked whatever it was in the dark. Sending the blade right up across it's face-thing

Lighting lit up the sky.

 

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All this is true by the way.

 

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It shrieked out before letting me go and falling down the steps.

I probably should have made a quick escape and jet up the steps myself. I won't lie... I thought about it. But i had a water issue to resolve.

 

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So I get downstairs and reach the water heater and cuff it upside the tank and ask what the fucking problem was.

It said that it was lonely.

It also said that it didn't like that I hit it.

 

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I apologized

...apologised? Whatever... I told it I was sorry, and that I was sorry that it was lonely. I then went on to explain how sometimes even I feel lonely.

The water heater didn't believe me. I mean... how could I be lonely when I have so many friends and I was like... yeah all the ones in my head don't count and half of them are just me telling me how much I suck and will never make anything of myself.

I then was all like.... you got it easy water heater. People love you! You heat the water and make showers and baths feel all nice! I then asked it if it knew what it was like to take a not-so-hot shower when that's all you really want at the end of the day.

It said no.

I said it pretty much fucking sucks.

It said that it can't imagine. I told it of course it couldn't because it was a water heater and it's got one fucking job to do and that's to heat the goddamn water.

Fucking cocksucker

 

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Jerked off twice afterwards
And in spite of all that
I slept pretty well.

 

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A reoccurring daydream I have...

...is one where I am taking a bath with her between my legs

Her naked back against my chest
My naked arms wrapped around her

We are just laying there
Surrounded by each other
Being surrounded by water
Neither of us want to escape from.

I want that.

To feel the quiet pain
That I am feeling now.

But with her.

 

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I'm never entirly sure what to do when I'm out on a walk and I happen upon myself doing just that.

 

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He set the gun down somewhere between a cup of coffee and a bottle of beer. Blood seeped through the white bandage tape across his knuckles.

He lit a cigarette.
If he had a headache he didn't know about it
And if he did. He didn't care.

A brief sweep of the tongue across his teeth told him that no new ones were missing.

He put the cigarette to his lips and took a drag. A deep drag. The kind that caused the cherry to light up as bright as Satan's eyeball at the sight of a girl having lost her way

He closed his eyes
And felt what all he could feel of the transaction between his lungs and the blood vessels around them

Each platelet taking on oxygen. Which he could care less about. And nicotine. Beautiful, beautiful nicotine.

 

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He didn't fall asleep.
But his thoughts did fall away.

He fought to keep them
But his heart was too strong and it lead him towards memories that he couldn't trust his mind to keep.

She was younger then.
Brushing her hair before bed wasn't something he thought he would remember... but he did and it ripped him up.

He took another drag of his cigarette. This time hating the taste of it.

She was always talking
Always so full of wonder
Asking what story he was going to read her tonight
Never knowing that he would read her exactly the one she would ask him to... and always being surprised that he picked the just the one she wanted to hear.

 

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Moving on...

 

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...and moving away.

 

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I wake up knowing that she comes back today.

I look forward to feeling the weight of her breasts in my hands.
The warmth of her body.
The warmth of her smile.
And the way she looks at me after we've been apart.

 

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In other news...

...I have a serious case if not wanting to do shit today and I really need to shake it off.

 

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...I have a serious case if not wanting to do shit today and I really need to shake it off.

Or embrace the laziness... it is Sunday...

 

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Or embrace the laziness... it is Sunday...

Or.... embrace the likes of you.

 

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Woke up with this song in my head

And it's been in there all day.

I miss Chris

 

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What if I were to tell you that she is coming to visit this weekend?

 

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It's not that I am a rapist
It's just that I am her rapist

 

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Ive watched her all weekend
Studied her. How she moved
How she talked. How she breathed.

Everything about her
Was exactly as I remembered.

 

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Because she is of the kind to be taken
...rather than asked.

 

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She is of course
Not some innocent victim

She possesses a provocative nature
And uses it just enough
And in a certain kind of way

A subtle type of entrapment

Pokes
...then pulls away.

 

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A great tactic

To winnow out
Weaker males.