Ubiquitious_too
Innocent as Snow White
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No- he's out of town for a few days- damn.
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Yes... Late last night. I was in a bad mood last night so I was surprised he made a move! But so thankful he did!
Yes... Late last night. I was in a bad mood last night so I was surprised he made a move! But so thankful he did!
-Looks at calendar-
Let's see. 45-27 divided by the tides...carry the 1...
Nope. Not time yet
Now here's a thing my friends.
When you get to that time in life when lube is required,
Don't travel to the Outer Hebrides without some.
Preparation, Simon, Preparation! Also, surely lube is procurable in the Outer Hebrides?
Coconut Oil, Si! Just be careful during oral. It is loaded with calories! But delicious and "should be" easier to find the Gun Oil.Stornoway no doubt - which is a very long way from where we are! I searched Tarbet this afternoon in vain! Benbecula - garrison village - no doubt a chemist there too: it's a ferry, long drive and causeway away!
Meanwhile ... we can do other things ...
btw, a new whisky distillery, 'Harris', in Tarbet, makes a snazzy visit indeed. But their first single malt is maturing until 2020. Very fine coffee meanwhile!
Stornoway no doubt - which is a very long way from where we are! I searched Tarbet this afternoon in vain! Benbecula - garrison village - no doubt a chemist there too: it's a ferry, long drive and causeway away!
Meanwhile ... we can do other things ...
btw, a new whisky distillery, 'Harris', in Tarbet, makes a snazzy visit indeed. But their first single malt is maturing until 2020. Very fine coffee meanwhile!
I’m sure there’s an emergency Helicopter Lube service - have you tried dialling 999?
Ooh, a new distillery! I shall set a reminder for 2020!
Hey darling, a whole new take on "eating pussy"!Coconut Oil, Si! Just be careful during oral. It is loaded with calories! But delicious and "should be" easier to find the Gun Oil.