Did You Get Laid Last Night Or Today?

[suckonsimon]

You'll have to wait Simon - I bought two different variants and we haven't tested the second one yet.

Oh I can see what's going on: you're so rarely flaccid that there's been no opportunity to get the first one off and the second one on! Ask a great aunt round for a cup a tea, and have a cold shower while she's on her way. That will sort it for you!

 

[numeniusa]

Oh I can see what's going on: you're so rarely flaccid that there's been no opportunity to get the first one off and the second one on! Ask a great aunt round for a cup a tea, and have a cold shower while she's on her way. That will sort it for you!

I have to say, the morning wood count over the festive season was extraordinarily high

I like the new ring very much. It's aluminium, I think, so very light. Fits perfectly. I will photograph it for your thread. In situ, probably

 

[13Fantasies]

Hahahaha! Good one!

Oh. You were seriously asking..?

Then, no

 

[suckonsimon]

I have to say, the morning wood count over the festive season was extraordinarily high ...

For a fit bloke: bashing the bedsprings into the night, deep satisfied sleep, wow are we ready for more in the morning! xx

ps I realise in your case, much of this has nothing to do with the bed, but you know what I mean!

 

[Flowers4usall]

No, sad to say I did not.

 

[suckonsimon]

Not last night. But she did make a booking with me for this morning. She'll be waking soon.

 

[LanguageOfLove]

Exactly the way I wanted to, and I am sure the way he wanted to as well....

 

[MrEd63]

Silly question- of course I didn't

 

[Brooklynn23]

Yes, I did.

 

[suckonsimon]

Not last night. But she did make a booking with me for this morning. She'll be waking soon.

 

[Hornblende]

 

[SquirtnBrat]

The only person I've been fuckin is myself...

 

[crashD]

The only person I've been fuckin is myself...

At least you have a High quality partner.

 

[Cherilyn16]

It's been awhile, but yes, I did.

 

[followmenow6969]

this morning

 

[Billy_Jack_1973]

Yes. What started out as a quiet night and just snuggling under the covers evolved into something else and soon the bed springs were squeaking in protest.

 

[Blaze49]

No. I wasn't in the mood.

 

[jen27]

I was and so was he, so yes..

 

[followmenow6969]

Yes, this morning

 

[fire515]

This afternoon!

 

[delek35]

Both!

 

[JessicaJ8721]

yes!

 

[fire515]

And again this evening.

 

[Irwin34]

Yes last night.

 

[bunny4med]

yes. girlfriend and i welcomed home my travelling hubby.