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Does fucking yourself in an Uber morning commute count as getting laid? If it does then yes I did! If it doesn't, well then it fell awesome anyway and I am edging now at work, thinking about how I want to fuck my bosses!
That's naughty!!! Hubby 'n lover?
Well, in 2018 I got laid 4 times, so an average of once every 12 weeks. It lasted long enough for me to cum on two of those instances.
Since we're only 9 days into 2019, I'm not hopeful. Maybe in February or March?