Don't kiss my butt! (a rant)

[_Land]

an ode to dildoes....

solemn silver pleasure steed..
fair accomplice to me in my need...

all right, so rhyming is not in the cards today ...

the vibrating egg
makes her beg
for more
an encore
the butterfly venus
is better then penis
and plastic cocks galore
but your tongue is what i adore


Pffffffft~~~~~~~~~~~

 

[WickedEve]

Here's the dildo poem that was inspired by some of the posts above.

Cocky Explorers

Rubbery appendages scurry,
scale rumpled sheet,
trek through the thicket
into moist places
that entice helmeted heads.
Explorers with lite shafts -
no shafts of light -
slide side by side,
spelunking deep dark spaces.

 

[beths-virtue]

wicked , good one!
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hehe, not kissing butt, just saying i liked it .. if i were kissing butt it would read
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Wicked, oh wow , what a great poem , you said exactly what i was thinking, your choice of words was both comical and lyrical , absolutely the best poem i have read in the past 5 minutes, i just cant get over it ...