Drip and Squish

[Luv2PleasureF]

OMG is all I have to say and LMAO!!

Ditto, babe! That was funny as hell!

 

[Fflow]

Just Like Elvis...

In my best Elvis voice, "Thank you! Thank you very much!

 

[Guest]

In my best Elvis voice, "Thank you! Thank you very much!

Did you curl up your lip?

 

[Fflow]

Curled Lip

In my best fake French accent: But of course, mon shari!

BTW, did you see that Man-Paste got top billing on today's Poetry Review! Woo Hoo! I guess this shaves a bit of time off of my 15 minutes of fame...

Thank you to everyone!

xoxo

fflow

 

[Man Ray]

Something for Wicked Eve....

Wicked Eve goes on holiday to Wales.

Wicked Eve decided to go on a nice holiday, a thoroughly well deserved trip.
She decided to go to Wales where the men are well endowed and so very fit!
Arriving at a Welsh village she drooled as the men came home from the pit.
Even though they were covered in coal dust she so wanted to see their dicks!
So she followed them, sashaying down the street, swinging her Southern hips.

Ms. Eve joined them in the showers as they washed off the grime from the pit.
She soaped each and every man clean, cradling their dicks carefully in her grip
as she diligently measured each Welsh dick against a very long measuring stick!
Then something happened that made this cute Southern Belle feel a bit of a twit.
She ran after Dafydd who had a huge swinging dick but then she started to slip!

Wicked Eve cried out, “Oh shit!” and fell in a heap, squishing flat her lovely tits!
The naked men crowded round to help but all Eve could see was a forest of dicks.
So she pleaded, “Why don’t y’all jack off? Cover my body in cum, every little bit!”
“I want to be the first bukkake girl in this village so come on boys, cum on me tits!”
Welshmen can never refuse a lady and so they all started to stroke their hard dicks.

Eve writhed and wriggled on the shower floor, her hands squeezing her squishy tits,
watching with awe as the men started to pump their huge squeaky clean Welsh dicks.
Each dick was so thick and so big she didn’t know where to look, which one to pick!
Then they all started to spurt, ejaculating white jets of cum upon Eve’s pussy and tits!
“Yeeaah!” shouted the sticky Southern gal as strings of cum landed smack on her lips!

And so as Ms. Eve lay in a squishy pool of cum she contemplated the rest of her trip,
dreamily watching the cum still flow from each pulsing Welsh dick…drip, drip, drip!


Is there enough `drip and squish` for you within this ditty? hehe

 

[WickedEve]

Wicked Eve goes on holiday to Wales.

So, what happens after that little warm up?

 

[Angeline]

Eve, you said this thread could be anything so I am linking to my all-time favorite literotica thread. That dog is brilliant, I tell you. It has wisdom and ok mostly it's stupidly fun, but what a read.

Freakin Good Titles


Come home Shane. Review my titles. Just one more time. Please.

 

[Trent_Dutch]

In my best fake French accent: But of course, mon shari!

BTW, did you see that Man-Paste got top billing on today's Poetry Review! Woo Hoo! I guess this shaves a bit of time off of my 15 minutes of fame...

Thank you to everyone!

xoxo

fflow

I still can't believe someone used Man-Paste in a poem... and throbbing manhood.

You know, you can convert Man Paste to Population paste, if your looking for alliteration. There seem to be alot of British Colloquialisms involved in making the beast with two backs, I blame all those bawdy sorts from the past. All this talk reminds me of my childhood short story hero... Clint Taurus, superspy extraordinaire, and his sexy sidekick Miss(h) Mushypushy... he appeared in such adventures as 'Clint Taurus - Beyond the Beef Curtain'. Was a play on the coldwar era spy films and Bond films... I might resurrect him now... my Highschool English teacher never appreciated him.

If anyone really wants to get into bad erotic words they should check out my adopted native language (I was born and lived most of my life in the North of Scotland, but my parents are from England)... The Dorrach. They take innuendo to an altogether more terrible place than almost anyone (i've heard some Czech thats even worse though)... The Dorrach's the language/dialect that 'Braw bricht moonlicht nicht the nicht' comes from... my favourite word has to be 'Pish-flaps' though... answers on a postcard as to what that means....

 

[Fflow]

Trent, Wicked Eve, etc

You know the old addage... America and England - two countries seperated by a common language.

Wicked Eve, that story Man Ray told seemed all too familiar to me. I think I may have been one of those blokes drip drip dripping man paste from my throbbing member! Such a small world, don't you think?

Angeline, I think any specificity in this thread was long ago abandoned...

LOL!

I love you all, and not just with my Staff of Righteousness!

 

[The Mutt]

"Throbbing member" is my all time favorite porn expression.

 

[WickedEve]

"Throbbing member" is my all time favorite porn expression.

Are you a card carrying throbbing member?

 

[The Mutt]

Are you a card carrying throbbing member?

Membership has its privileges.

 

[WickedEve]

Membership has its privileges.

What's required for me to join?

 

[The Mutt]

What's required for me to join?

Well, that AV is a great start! I'm throbbing already.
All that is required to join is a morally casual attitude and a desire to be pleasured. Plus handling.

 

[WickedEve]

Well, that AV is a great start! I'm throbbing already.
All that is required to join is a morally casual attitude and a desire to be pleasured. Plus handling.

That's my asshole av! I'm getting such a cheap thrill out of it.
Handling like hands on me handling, or handling like shipping and handling? Do I have to pay? Isn't my ass enough to get me a free membership? Isn't a piece of ass worth anything nowadays?
Let me say that again: piece of ass. Yeah, I like saying that. Oh, I feel like a bad girl tonight.

 

[The Mutt]

That's my asshole av! I'm getting such a cheap thrill out of it.
Handling like hands on me handling, or handling like shipping and handling? Do I have to pay? Isn't my ass enough to get me a free membership? Isn't a piece of ass worth anything nowadays?
Let me say that again: piece of ass. Yeah, I like saying that. Oh, I feel like a bad girl tonight.

For now, I'll just have to take your word that you feel like a bad girl. After handling, I'll know for sure.
And your sweet ass would get you a lifetime membership. On me.

 

[WickedEve]

For now, I'll just have to take your word that you feel like a bad girl. After handling, I'll know for sure.
And your sweet ass would get you a lifetime membership. On me.

Hey, not too flirty. I don't want to be at the ouchy end of your Mistress' whip. Okay, maybe for about 5 minutes and that's it.

 

[The Mutt]

Hey, not too flirty. I don't want to be at the ouchy end of your Mistress' whip. Okay, maybe for about 5 minutes and that's it.

She loves it when I flirt, so long as I bring all my playmates home to her.

 

[WickedEve]

She loves it when I flirt, so long as I bring all my playmates home to her.

Oh, she's a smart lady. Reminds me of a certain man who likes me to do the same thing when possible. One thing I told him was that if he felt the need to cheat, then come to me first and tell me what she's offering. I'm sure I can do better. If not, we'll all three play together. Don't you think more relationships would work if people could be that honest with each other?

 

[The Mutt]

Oh, she's a smart lady. Reminds me of a certain man who likes me to do the same thing when possible. One thing I told him was that if he felt the need to cheat, then come to me first and tell me what she's offering. I'm sure I can do better. If not, we'll all three play together. Don't you think more relationships would work if people could be that honest with each other?

Play together. Stay together.

 

[WickedEve]

Play together. Stay together.

I agree.

Free showtime this weekend and there's a gross movie on. Anyone ever see jeepers creepers 2? Why did they make a second one? ewww!

 

[The_Fool]

I agree.

Free showtime this weekend and there's a gross movie on. Anyone ever see jeepers creepers 2? Why did they make a second one? ewww!

Somebody upstairs is watching "The Grudge"

 

[WickedEve]

Somebody upstairs is watching "The Grudge"

I want a scary movie without blood. No monsters. And good lord, that thing just swooped down and carried off a football player.

 

[The_Fool]

I want a scary movie without blood. No monsters. And good lord, that thing just swooped down and carried off a football player.

No scary movie for me. I'm safely esconced in the basement office with supper: chili-cheese tots, Wild Island SuperSonic burger and Route 44 Strawberry Limeade.

 

[My Erotic Tale]

I agree.

Free showtime this weekend and there's a gross movie on. Anyone ever see jeepers creepers 2? Why did they make a second one? ewww!

jeepers creepers

poetic horror?