DUMP YOUR COMPLAINT HERE, NO OPPOSITION

[Rosebud]

dear april...how do you get attention around here...see that guy over there? go jump on him and have fun

 

[Bodizefi]

Okay......Here's my bitch. Siren, YOU TALK TO FUCKING MUCH!! GODDAMN!! You have been hear less than a month and you are setting some kind of fucking post record! Are you just looking for the status or do you really like spending your entire life on here? Do you work? Do you sleep? Do you have sex? HOLY SHIT! You need to start your own web site called "ALL ABOUT ME AND HOW MUCH EVERYONE LOVES ME AND MY MOUTH"!

It's about quality, not quantity darlin.

 

[Guest]

People Are People

Bodizefi + Siren = Trouble!

That's my gripe for tonight.

Now, kiss and make up!

 

[Siren]

 

[Bodizefi]

Ah.....Well.....Yes, The pool does sound nice. Warning....The green pills make me a little bit horny and lord knows what I might like to do with my tongue sweetheart!

*splash splash*

 

[Siren]

 

[Hullo_nurse]

Losers who drive around the parking lot for ten minutes looking for a space close to the doors....usually some slob that needs the exercise. Then they push a cart through the store for three small items and instead of carrying that One bag out they push the cart all the way to their car...which they leave out in the right of way to invariably start rolling on a direct path towards my car!

HEY!! I resemble that remark!!

So, now you're calling me a looser, Thumper??? Well, poohey on you!!

I'd like to bitch about me being such a bitch earlier in this thread..... Is that alowed?

 

[Siren]

 

[Hullo_nurse]

Retraction Request Denied

<are they ready at the station? Testing 1..2..3.. Is my mike on?>

"Recently a member of the BB by the name of Hullo _nurse requested to retract a post on the "Dump Your Complaint Here" thread in which she was a mean and nasty bitch.

She was given a retreaction token by the thread's starter, Ms. Siren. Ms. Siren warned her, however, that the "retraction booth" was manned by Havoc and he could be a mean SOB.

Hullo_nurse fearlessly went to get in line at the booth, but what she saw scared the beejezus out of her. There was Bruiser up ahead. As he got to Havoc this is what she saw: <run tape, please>

Havoc was merciless. He did not think twice before showing Bruiser what he thought of petty prissy pussies that wanted to retract what they have said on the BB. So, Hullo_nurse quickly stepped out of line, deciding that it was much better to be thought of as a royal fucking bitch than to be dead."



<This story has been reported to you by a miget in a bikini>






Ummmmmm, here Siren <handing her back the retraction token>... I don't need this after all!!

 

[Siren]

 

[Hullo_nurse]

The perfect BJ

Would have to be BJ and the Bear.....

 

[Thumper]

Ok nursie which part did ya resemble????? Stalking the sacred close space to the door??? *gotta strange headache, sorta like a stabbing pain in the temple*

This I gotta see! A bear getting a BJ!!!! That is one tough woman!
...*looking for my bear costume*

 

[Siren]

 

[LongHardRocker]

Does Anyone Hear??

I don't know about a bear, but I believe if you were in a
forest, bare, and cumming we'd be able to hear ya wail!!

 

[Hullo_nurse]

All of it, dearest Thumper

I do go round & round looking for the closest spot...
I am a fat lazy slob who needs the exercise...
I do use a cart, even if I am only getting 2 items...
I do take aforementioned cart out to the parking lot with me...
I do just leave it there to roll at will...

So..... what part of that do I find the most offensive??? I don't know, but there is something that hits my funnybone.....

maybe it's you judging me???


So, who's gonna put that bear suit on first???
Or should I get the bunny??

 

[Siren]

 

[Thumper]

You'll never stop the bunny

He just keeps going...and going...and going...and going........( another reason bunnies are so adorable)

GET ENERGIZER! Recommended by 4 out of 5 of the leading vibrator manufacturers....


"Scream for me Long Beach!!!!"(or Siren

[Edited by Thumper on 06-18-2000 at 07:59 PM]

 

[Angelique]

Ok folks, I've NEVER revived an old thread before, but I'm gonna do it now. So any of you who wish to flame me, can flame away. Just not on this thread, per sirens rules.

My bitch right now is the fact that in the last 24 hours, I've witnessed more bickering on the board than I've ever seen here before. And yes, I'm guilty, too.

But for cryin' out loud, every flippin' thread I walk into has got someone bitching and complaining about dee_cole. Now I'll admit, the guy left a bad taste in my mouth (absolutely NO PUN INTENDED THERE folks), but something my father used to tell me when I was younger is this:

It takes a bigger person to walk away from a fight/argument, than it does to stay and fight.

For what it was worth, dee did apologize. Now whether he played us or not is irrelevant at this point, because what's done is done. I'm not about to become this guys best buddy overnight, or ever, for that matter.

But can we PLEASE stop posting piddly little remarks, comments and for God's sake NEW THREADS about how much one person hates the other!

It's too damn exhausting to try and click through threads in an attempt to find the pleasant atmosphere that this board had to offer before all this shit hit the fan! And even more exhausting is all the damn mudslinging that's gone on lately! Again, I'm guilty, myself.

I don't know about anyone else on the board, but I'd like to be able to log on to the board and post to discussions and flirtathons and humorous threads that were here not too long ago.

Ok, ranting is done. Any of you who disagree with me, flame away...but I stand by what I've said. The board is losing its appeal with the way it's been going lately.

 

[Deb]

Dang it people

I've wasted most of the day reading all these posts and now my back hurts and hubby's pissed that I won't let him have the computer and it's really hot where I call home and...wait a minute...I do have a pool.

See ya'll later!

 

[Nicole]

Angelique I'm guilty too.

But I whole heartedly agree with what you have said. I have to say that after the news I recieved today, My eyes were opened wide to the fact that we arn't all going to be here for as long as we would like.

So Can we all get back to the fun and laughs, the serious discussions, the Flirtathons (I liked that one Angel), lets just be the people we all were before.

I know that some of you have probably had an absolute ball watching others of us going off at someone. Some of you have ignored it all together, but now it is time to band together and go back to SEX, SEX, SEX ......... Hmmmmmmmm now who's down for that???

 

[Never]

*big sigh*
Okay. I'll make a complaint but you have to promise not to hold it against me.. Okay.
Here goes.

I think someone stepped in something before they came in here.

Now, I'm not saying who I think it is. *glances at Siren*
But I think me should all look under our shoes just to make sure. *looks under my grey sneakers*
Nothing there but bubble gum.

Just.. in the future. Check before you come in here. That's all I'm saying..

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Don't wanna be a Fallen Angel.

 

[Siren]

Is that a jab at me NEVER?

 

[April]

Siren, I extend a hand to you, my grudge sister. You have every right to hate this person, and hold that grudge. I have my own object to hate. I can only offer this piece of advice: watch, wait, and pay attention, for someday he will trip up. In the meantime, if you want someone to talk to, I am here. (I have no life LOL)

 

[Siren]

Thank you April

 

[Budokan]

This is probably just about the best idea for a primeval cyber scream thread I've ever heard of. I'm kind of pissed I don't have something to bitch about--Hey, I guess I just did! Wow, it really works.