Emily’s NEW positivity and being nice to each other thread

[StillStunned]

There's many people here who'd be more than happy to keep that gene pool bubbling.

As long as you people stay out of my wife's genes.

 

[Rustyoznail]

No troubles here. I have my own Irish damsel to keep me in line.

 

[onehitwanda]

As long as redheads don't go extinct, I'll be a happy camper.

https://lissawrites.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/rapunzel-tangled.gif

 

[EmilyMiller]

If you find something negative, just square it and you'll be fine.

Unless it’s imaginary.

Em

 

[onehitwanda]

Unless it’s imaginary.

Em

Then it's just negative, and you can square it again.

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(Mum? Mum! I got a Maths joke!)

 

[onehitwanda]

It's snowing here.


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[ShelbyDawn57]

Then it's just negative, and you can square it again.

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(Mum? Mum! I got a Maths joke!)

I’ve got to stop sleeping in. I’m missing all the fun…. Or move further east.

 

[Djmac1031]

Ah, welcome to the worst day of the year: that first Monday back to a full work week after two short holiday weeks.

Warming up my company truck and hoping like hell the heater works today; it's 36 degrees out.

Grasping at straws trying to find anything positive to say about this morning.... maybe after my coffee, we'll see .

Wishing everyone including myself a lovely positive day.

 

[onehitwanda]

Grasping at straws trying to find anything positive to say about this morning

You're healthy and you have a job and there's a smut board full of people who like you

 

[StillStunned]

Grasping at straws trying to find anything positive to say about this morning....

I have the rest of the day off. Although I realise that probably doesn't help you much.

 

[Melanieishere]

Good morning!

 

[Kelliezgirl]

It's snowing here.


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She has amazing eyes.

 

[Melanieishere]

She has amazing eyes.

Agreed they are definitely sending some positivity through me this morning

 

[Bamagan]

I had a weird dream last night. Among other non sequiturs, Literotica got sold because Laurel got tired of trying to sift out AI stuff and related pushback, so the site switched to a subscription model and was only free if we hit view/vote targets. After that was something with giraffes, which I think (hope) was unrelated.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

I had a weird dream last night. Among other non sequiturs, Literotica got sold because Laurel got tired of trying to sift out AI stuff and related pushback, so the site switched to a subscription model and was only free if we hit view/vote targets. After that was something with giraffes, which I think (hope) was unrelated.

Did the giraffes have red hair or eight appendages? If not, totally unrelated...

 

[Bamagan]

Did the giraffes have red hair or eight appendages? If not, totally unrelated...

No, but one of them was aggressively self-promoting.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

I had a weird dream last night. Among other non sequiturs, Literotica got sold because Laurel got tired of trying to sift out AI stuff and related pushback, so the site switched to a subscription model and was only free if we hit view/vote targets. After that was something with giraffes, which I think (hope) was unrelated.

Giraffes! Why did it have to be giraffes!

 

[StillStunned]

I don't think there's any connection between erotica and giraffes, surely?

 

[Kelliezgirl]

No, but one of them was aggressively self-promoting.

Speaking of giraffes, have you read my story about giraffes?

 

[Bamagan]

Speaking of giraffes, have you read my story about giraffes?

I don't think I have, or at least, I have no memory of recently reading any erotica involving giraffes, even tangentially. I read about some spotless ones a few months back, but that wasn't on Lit.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Then it's just negative, and you can square it again.

https://s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/uploads.cmaagency/uploads/2019/12/Tap-head.gif

(Mum? Mum! I got a Maths joke!)

Don't be irrational.

 

[Bamagan]

I don't think there's any connection between erotica and giraffes, surely?

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[ShelbyDawn57]

I don't think there's any connection between erotica and giraffes, surely?

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You've seen their tongues, right???

 

[Kelliezgirl]

You've seen their tongues, right???

Now we need Em to help us write a story about space giraffes!

 

[StillStunned]

Now we need Em to help us write a story about space giraffes!

With eight tongues!