Emily’s NEW positivity and being nice to each other thread

[Kelliezgirl]

With eight tongues!

Or maybe 8 giraffes, then we can broaden our horizons and conquer the group sex category!

 

[StillStunned]

Or maybe 8 giraffes, then we can broaden our horizons and conquer the group sex category!

"The alien creatures that have arrived on Earth call themselves Orgiraffes."

 

[alohadave]

I don't think there's any connection between erotica and giraffes, surely?

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You just need an alien self-aware giraffe so you can do an autofelatio (or autocunnilingus if you prefer) story.

 

[Tir_an_Beithioch]

You just need an alien self-aware giraffe so you can do an autofelatio (or autocunnilingus if you prefer) story.

Could shorten it to Auto Lingus and make it sound like an Irish car rental company.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

"The alien creatures that have arrived on Earth call themselves Orgiraffes."

I'm trembling in....

 

[alohadave]

Could shorten it to Auto Lingus and make it sound like an Irish car rental company.

If I ever set a story in Ireland, I will do my damndest to work that that in.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

If I ever set a story in Ireland, I will do my damndest to work that that in.

I'm just sad it is too late to be a part of Girl Cum.
@Devinter

 

[Bamagan]

I'm just sad it is too late to be a part of Girl Cum.
@Devinter

Maybe it can be in the sequel, which I expect to be called Lady Butter.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

Maybe it can be in the sequel, which I expect to be called Lady Butter.

Lord, help us all.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Maybe it can be in the sequel, which I expect to be called Lady Butter.

I think you're onto something; The Girl Cum annual event. @Devinter, you up to the challenge?

 

[Bamagan]

Lord, help us all.

Topping of choice for one's morning twatwaffles.

 

[Bamagan]

I have a feeling all this talk of twatwaffles shiny with lady butter will put @onehitwanda off her food.

 

[onehitwanda]

I have a feeling all this talk of twatwaffles shiny with lady butter will put @onehitwanda off her food.

I am not made of such weak stuff as you mortals.

I have stared into the abyss that is rotten, and lemonparty , I have seen the wheel hell that is goatse, and I have viewed the turgid waters of the tub girl

(if you know any of these, I am so, so sorry.)

 

[Fatdog25]

Could shorten it to Auto Lingus and make it sound like an Irish car rental company.

Aye, you'll be comin' when you're goin' to town

 

[Fatdog25]

Topping of choice for one's morning twatwaffles.

Don't forget the man syrup...

 

[Bamagan]

I am not made of such weak stuff as you mortals.

I have stared into the abyss that is rotten, and lemonparty , I have seen the wheel hell that is goatse, and I have viewed the turgid waters of the tub girl

(if you know any of these, I am so, so sorry.)

But have you seen... Gummo?

https://i.imgur.com/AcqRUhW.gif

 

[onehitwanda]

But have you seen... Gummo?

https://media1.tenor.com/m/yofaUDjPb1EAAAAd/nope-badger.gif

 

[Devinter]

I'm just sad it is too late to be a part of Girl Cum.
@Devinter

Maybe it can be in the sequel, which I expect to be called Lady Butter.

I think you're onto something; The Girl Cum annual event. @Devinter, you up to the challenge?

If I perish tomorrow, Girl Cum will be what I am remembered for. But I might make it a yearly routine, wrapping up all the worst of the Author's Hangout - all balled together into one story at the end of the year. Time will tell. I will say this; It was surprisingly fun to write. My only regret is that I didn't make it more disturbing!

 

[Kelliezgirl]

If I perish tomorrow, Girl Cum will be what I am remembered for. But I might make it a yearly routine, wrapping up all the worst of the Author's Hangout - all balled together into one story at the end of the year. Time will tell. I will say this; It was surprisingly fun to write. My only regret is that I didn't make it more disturbing!

Next year @Devinter turns it up to 11!

 

[StillStunned]

If I perish tomorrow, Girl Cum will be what I am remembered for.

Well, for a while I thought I'd be remembered as the guy who tried to make 2P POV a thing. At least people enjoyed your story.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Well, for a while I thought I'd be remembered as the guy who tried to make 2P POV a thing. At least people enjoyed your story.

And let it be noted that any future attempts will leave no choice but for an owl to be sent to Azkaban instructing the redirection of the dementors.

---Ministry of Magic

 

[Bamagan]

Well, for a while I thought I'd be remembered as the guy who tried to make 2P POV a thing. At least people enjoyed your story.

Maybe you should have made it second person plural, so more than one person could read it at once.

 

[lil_jenni]

Maybe you should have made it second person plural, so more than one person could read it at once.

Would that be 'yous guys' or 'y'all'?

 

[StillStunned]

Maybe you should have made it second person plural, so more than one person could read it at once.

Ooooh, now I'm going to lie awake all night and think about making this work.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Ooooh, now I'm going to lie awake all night and think about making this work.

Um, pretty sure the only difference is 'yourself' vs 'yourselves'. You, your and yours apply to both. Just saying.

And guys, the sign clearly says don't feed the monkeys or encourage @StillStunned to play with second person.