Enlightenment and Undead Slaying: Another 300th Post Party

[Merelan]

Is there room for all that?
How about
pamfam?

I know, the a doesn't really go, but it looks funnier.

 

[Havocman]

LMAO @ Merelan, again...Pamfam...hehehe yeah I like that too...Literotica Pamfam...sounds like some other type of religous leader...I am not a Guru, I am a Pamfam

Havoc

 

[Triatic]

Dammit!

~disappears for a sec, returning with a bottle of tonic water...~

Knew I fergot somethin'...want any, Guido? Whoops...forgot you're on duty...anyone else?

~pourin' himself a tall glass~

 

[CreamyLady]

Hey . . . this jacuzzi/weedwhacker is kind of neat . . . the sting just adds to the fun . . .

 

[Merelan]

Havoc, should we all bowing to you?
I am not sure that bending over in front of all of you is a smart thing to doo. But here goes.

 

[Thumper]

Enlightenment???

Congrats Havoc.....you wreaking devil!

Anyroom for a Rabbit here??? Think I will avoid the jacuzzi/hottub for now...too much "whacking" going on...and with all these ladies around....

Hello Endlessly...wanna join me in a cool glass of carrot juice??

 

[Siren]

 

[Thumper]

Getting sleepy...very sleepy...

WOW for some reason I'm feeling very relaxed.....must be Siren's hypno-clit....must break free...must....Ahh the hell with it this could be fun...*all she wants is a 12 ouncer*

 

[Siren]

 

[Earthgoddess]

Weed Wacker fun

Hi all and congrats to you Havoc...hope I am not to late for the fun..oooh a flamingo*saunters over to check out the symbol of all that is tacky and wonderful-here in crabtown*
I luv flamingos especially pink ones...

 

[Rosebud]

*unrolling my wet and wild water slide* congrats Havocman....
anyone want to slide with me

 

[Triatic]

~sitting in the corner, nursing his third gin and tonic and singing softly~

Piiink flamingoooo...why don't you come to your senses...

 

[Rosebud]

running over to triatic...get up lets go slip and slide

 

[Triatic]

~smiling up at Rosebud...~

Hell, with an invite like that, how could I possibly refuse?

 

[Rosebud]

just be careful where you put that hose...LOL

 

[Triatic]

~arching an affronted eyebrow~

I am a gentleman. I'm ALWAYS careful where I put my hose.

~l~

 

[Rosebud]

*looking to the left* oh yeah i forgot you are a virgin...yippee let's go and i will show you just how to use the slip and slide

singing with the commercial....You Run You Dive You Hit Her Cunt and Slip Inside

 

[SimplySouthern]

now that's a party!!

Come in a day late and look what ya got...a flamingo, a weedwhacker in the jacuzzi, a rabbit out cold from a hhypnotic clit and a slip and slip and slide with a gentlemanly virginal hose.

What's a southern girl to do with all this excitement?

Strip off the clothes and wait for some nice man to come here way and .... ummm...well, entertain me!!

 

[Triatic]

~laughin~

I meant to ask someone, by the bye...how long until I lose this @#%^ virgin label, anyhoo?

 

[Rosebud]

keep posting you are almost there...and just think i am helping you lose your virginity just a few more hon

 

[Triatic]

~gigglin my fool head off~

Well, thanks for helpin' me lose my cherry, Rosebud...I do appreciate it...

~dances a merry little jig for SimplySouthern's benefit~

 

[Rosebud]

Comwe on Southern...let's get his cherry together

 

[Triatic]

Eep...I'm being double-teamed...

 

[SimplySouthern]

You want "heads or tails" Rosey One?

*giggle* 2-on-1...sounds like fun.

Hey...that rhymes.

 

[SimplySouthern]

In case no one noticed....Rosebud and I just helped Triatic lose his virginity. (scandalous women we are)

Now that didn't hurt a bit did it?