Enlightenment and Undead Slaying: Another 300th Post Party

[Triatic]

~peeking out from behind his hands~

No...over a lot faster than I thought, though. Ain't that always the way?

~sigh&grin~

Thanks for the help, ladies...

 

[SimplySouthern]

Anytime, my dear...next, we work on your stamina.

 

[Triatic]

With goodwill, Ma'am...

~bowing and grinning~

 

[Rosebud]

another virgin down the drain...congrats...who's next

 

[ShyGuy68]

Oh yeah! Another party!!!

I have the feeling that we'll have lots of cold beer and hot woman here!


ShyGuy

 

[Gingersnap]

Hey Guys!!! Where's that new Guru? I wanted to show him my new party panties. I brought the cuffs and his dog leash like he requested! Geez and I carted that big table and a keg all the way over here....Eanie Meanie Jelly Beanie Congrats to the new guru!!

 

[Merelan]

Um, sorry. We were working on um, party etiquette.

Actually he had to refresh his weapon from all the "fighting" we did yesterday.

Anyone got any cold enlightenment?

 

[CreamyLady]

More enlightenment this way . . . . twelve packs of anything I could find . . .

Damn . . . I'm beginning to love that weedwhacker . .

 

[Guest]

*Roger stumbles pale-faced and worried-looking through the door, clutching head, waving in slow-motion and offering a sickly smile*

Happy... *burp*... happy 300th birthday, Havoc. *puzzled frown* You don't LOOK that old. Have you had surgery?

*clutching head* Ahhhhh. Would everyone please just stop shouting?

Oh, it was me.

*belch*

Ah, shit. Think I had one too many tins of Enlightenment at my party last night. Did you know they've made me a Gnu, now? I think that's what it was - "Roger's a Gnu!!!".

*feebly patting head* Don't know where I left my antlers though. I'm sure I had them when I left the... uhm... WHERE ARE MY LEGS? ouch! WHERE THE HELL ARE MY LEGS? ouch! ouch!

Uh... it's ok. No panic. I've found them. I can see them wobbling down there.

Oh, God. I think someone's been spiking my enlightenment with Nirvana. Never a good idea to mix your drinks. *barf*

Ah, shit... land ahoy.... man overboard....

*CRASH!!!! as Roger topples over, collapsing at Gingersnap's feet.

Directed at Miss Snap's feet: Well, that's an interesting costume. Do you come here often?

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

*The revellers turn away from the sad sight of Roger the Gnu comotoze under the drinks table*

 

[Triatic]

~rolls the unconscious Simian behind a large potted plant and glares at Guido~

You ain't doing your job, friend.

 

[Guest]

I'd love a dance Carl!

 

[Carl East]

Get down and boogie.

You got it sweetness, let's trip the light fantastic.

Carl.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Triatic ~ Worked on that stamina yet?

 

[Havocman]

*raising drunken head woosily, looking around*

S'okay everybody...I gots to go to work...party amongst yourselves over the weekend...I'll try to stop in from time to time....

Let me give you a topic to discuss...The Holy Roman Empire was neither Holy nor Roman....Discuss

*putting on work clothes and heading for the door*...I'll be back...*patting Guido on the head as I go out*

Havoc

 

[Guest]

Zzzzzzz zzzzzz zzzzzzz zzzzzzzz zzzz zzzzzzzz zzzz zzzzzzzz zzzz zzzzzzzz zzzz zzzzzzzz zzzz zzzzzzzz zzzz zzzzzzzz zzzz zzzzzzzz zzzz zzzzzzzz zzzz Are we back in Kansas yet, Toto? Zzzzzzz zzzzzzz

 

[Guest]

<Boogien with Carl... Uh oh! Things are starting to turn into dirty dancin'> C'mere and join us Havoc sweetie! You can bump-n-grind right behind me!

 

[Beebeeblue]

Dammit Havoc!!!

You don't have to worry about the jury clothes...I always come here nekkid. I mean that is the way to do things is it not???

So where's the booze? Hot tub? Men? Let's rephrase that, men with 'interesting' ears...

 

[Merelan]

Most Holy Pamfam,
When shall thee be back. We need thee to guide us and protect us from our childish ways.
Yuck.. Who really follows these cult leaders anyway? No offense Havoc, but I think you wouldn't want all these naked women helplessly adoring you and following your every command, would you?

 

[Firesprite]

Congratulations!

well looks like the party is in full swing...

I will be your waitress for the remainder of the evening. On tonights menu we have chicken Breasts, Legs and Thighs,
rack of lamb, tacos, and a favourite of the ladies, sausages and hotdogs of all types. I believe all the other naked women are on the "all you can eat menu".
If you would rather have a burger we can toast your buns and have the fillings of your choice.

For desert there are cherries, cream pies, strawberries and cream, or you may make their choice from all the naked men who are on our "all you can eat desert menu".

you will notice scattered around the room bowls of peanuts, cashew nuts, and wallnuts, some are just nuts. there are also chips with all types of creamy dipping sauces.

If you require anything that is not on the menu, you only have to ask and I am sure our Chef will be along at any minute to provide it. I think he may currently be found in the catering truck making sure there are enough cherries and cream pies for everyone. If he doesn't get here, I am sure I could whip something up for you

~~~Takes out her note pad to take some orders~~~

 

[Triatic]

SimplySouthern ~

Workin' on it, workin' on it. It'd be easier if I had a spotter...

~whistles innocently~

 

[Havocman]

No offense Havoc, but I think you wouldn't want all these naked women helplessly adoring you and following your every command, would you?

You bet your Mystical ass I would...I am so ready to take a cult of followers under my wing, it's not even funny babe...and you and my lovely Slayer Siren are right there at the top of the list of 'chosen' ones hon....mmmwaaaaahhh

Beebbeebaby, nice to see you showed up 'au natural' once again...got any ideas for a present for me *wiggling ears at ya*

Firesprite, hmmmmmmmmmm....I'll think I'll take one of everything, plus an unlimited pass to that "all you can eat" buffet you mentioned...one question though: will the saucy Kiwi waitress with the fondness for receiving cunnilingus be on that buffet as well? *wink wink*

Simply Southern, girl...how did you get in here with those thigh highs and short skirt without me noticing...musta been while I was passed out, eh? Well, I'm awake now hon, so bring them sweet legs over here and give me a little legal advice on what my responsiblities as host of this shindig should be...

Okay folks, I gotta work off and on thru Sunday morning...but I fully intend to keep this party going until an orgy breaks out...or I get overwhelmed by women...whichever comes first...lol

Havoc

 

[SimplySouthern]

Havoc ~ Legal Advice...hmmm. Keep the walkways clear, clean up all the spilled beer and most importantly make sure everyone is drunk and naked enough that they would be too embarrassed to ever let word of this get out. An incriminating photo or two wouldn't hurt. Of course, buttering up some legal counsel wouldn't hurt...just in case you need someone later!

Triatic ~
I know I'm not that "experienced" (nevermind the little words under my name)but I would be happy to spot you...in the bed, in the hottub with the weedwhacker, outside in the pool..oh any old where you like! Just for science you understand...so I can say I helped out one of the new (virginal)posters (Laurel will be so proud of me!)

 

[Triatic]

~linking arms with SimplySouthern~

You are much too kind. Time and place are up to you...well, actually the weedwhacker makes me a little nervous. But anywhere else.

~grinnin'~

 

[Beebeeblue]

*looking at the almighty Havocone* Present eh? You think you been that good?? Let me check my records....*blushing* Why yes I guess you do deserve a present. What would you like???

 

[SimplySouthern]

Tri~

Here and now baby...let the scientific experiments begin!

The weedwhacker can wait...til tomorrow anyway.

For now *donning rubber gloves* lets see what we got here.