Enlightenment and Undead Slaying: Another 300th Post Party

[Triatic]

Be gentle, Simply...remember, I was a virgin up till just recently...

~turns head and coughs~

~l~

 

[Firesprite]

Yes Havoc Any cunning linguist's are welcome to join me at the buffet table for a little taste of Kiwi cuisine.

 

[Triatic]

~blink blink~

My word.

 

[SimplySouthern]

your word?

 

[Triatic]

My word! MINE!

~seizes the word and runs away, laughing like a maniac~

 

[SimplySouthern]

pray tell which word is yours?

 

[Triatic]

Er...

~looks at the word~

"Spasmodic". Well. That's not the one I thought it was.

~tosses it over his shoulder~

 

[Magic Merlin]

LMAO @ SS & Triatic,

Damn, you two did have yourselves a merry old time last night. No matter which thread I go to this morning the two of you had wandered through, talking only to each other.

Thanks for the laughs, guys.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Ya see MM ~ we were the ONLY 2 people here at 4 am this morning and we had a hell of a time talking to only one another on about 30 different threads until we both realized the sheer silliness of it in the "Canadian" thread and went to bed! Sorry folks...4am will make ya loopy.

As an afterthought, no apologies...we had a wonderful time.

 

[Lasher]

Sorry folks...4am will make ya loopy.

You should see it here between 6 am and 7 am...LOL.

 

[Hecate]

better late then ...

Wow .. I feel like I have been away for AGES .. and of course I have missed the best 300-parties again :-(

Congrats Uncle Havoc ... and all the others

I missed out on congratulating appropriately on the 300th post.

Anyway - I am back now and will be working hard on "joining the 300-club"

Hecate

 

[Rosebud]

Wlecome back Hacate...now jump in and start whipping these people into an orgy

 

[SimplySouthern]

no need to whip me...I'll go along willingly!

 

[CreamyLady]

Dear Everyone . . .

I've left some more enlightenment, and the weedwhacker and I have eloped.

Have fun!

 

[SimplySouthern]

Congrats CL I hope you two will be very happy together.

 

[CreamyLady]

We will, Simply Southern. Strong, masterful, and capable of keeping the lawn in order . . . sigh.

What more could I ask for?

 

[Havocman]

<Boogien with Carl... Uh oh! Things are starting to turn into dirty dancin'> C'mere and join us Havoc sweetie! You can bump-n-grind right behind me!

Ooooohhhhhhh Tiggsy girl...I am so there...*moving up close to Tiggsy's ass and gyrating hips wildly* Sorry I missed this offer before Tiggs...gonna make the most of it now though...*moving closer and whispering in Tiggs' ear*...and if ya shake that moneymaker against me just right, I might show you my "special" step...I call it the Havoc Blaster
*arching eyebrows up and down*

Havoc ~ Legal Advice...hmmm...Of course, buttering up some legal counsel wouldn't hurt...just in case you need someone later!

*grinning wickedly at my new legal expert, while holding a pan of melted butter in one hand and a glazing brush in the other* Okay Southern...which part do you want buttered first???

*looking at the almighty Havocone* Present eh? You think you been that good?? Let me check my records....*blushing* Why yes I guess you do deserve a present. What would you like???

Hmmmmmmm.....how about a season pass to BeeBeeLand...with access to all the attractions and thrill rides included??? *wiggling ears suggestively*

Yes Havoc Any cunning linguist's are welcome to join me at the buffet table for a little taste of Kiwi cuisine.

Cunning Linguists, eh? Been some time since I've had the chance to display my talent of reciting erotic Armenian Love Poetry....I better get warmed up...

*sticking tongue out and wiggling it side to side rapidly as he approaches the buffet table* bllbllbllbllbllbllbllbllbllb

LMAO @ SS & Triatic,

Damn, you two did have yourselves a merry old time last night. No matter which thread I go to this morning the two of you had wandered through, talking only to each other.

Thanks for the laughs, guys.

Hey MM, we're all about "merry old" times here at the HavocHovel...glad you cruised on thru to check out the going ons....*throwing you an ice cold 12 oz. can of Enlightenment*...pull up a piece o'ground and sit a spell...

Sorry folks...4am will make ya loopy.

You should see it here between 6 am and 7 am...LOL.

WTF!!??!! Lasher, don't get me wrong dude, I'm truly honored you not only cruised by my party, but actually decided to take part (kinda sorta)....but what the HELL are you doing here on the 5th page??? hehehehe

Shouldn't you be out campaigning? Lasher2000

Congrats Uncle Havoc ... and all the others...
I missed out on congratulating appropriately on the 300th post.

Anyway - I am back now and will be working hard on "joining the 300-club"

Hecate

Ah yes, what party would be complete without my Naughty Niece...SO glad to see you back safe and sound little one...now bring that sweet little bottom over here...Uncle Havoc needs to show you what happens to naughty girls that arrive late *WEG*

Don't worry about "joining the 300-club", I have every confidence you'll be there before you know it...*wink*

Wlecome back Hacate...now jump in and start whipping these people into an orgy

That's the spirit Rosebud, just the kinda attitude we like to encourage here at Chez Havoc...how'd ya like to be the official Activity Coordinator??? *glancing longingly at Rose's "assets"* Of course, all proposed activities will have to be demonstrated, er...um, I mean presented to management for approval...

Dear Everyone . . .

I've left some more enlightenment, and the weedwhacker and I have eloped.

Have fun!

Ah...congrats CL, but damn I hate to see ya go...I don't know if anyone else has any of those killer bootlegged Doors recordings...thanks for the tub, the weedwhacker, and just for hanging out and having fun...we'll go on having fun here...but not as much as we would have had you stayed...peace girlie...

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Whew!!! well, I think I'm caught up with everyone now...only a few more hours of work left and then I get some time off, and a chance to comeback to the party fulltime...and brothers and sisters, trust me, your dedicated Pamfam is ready for it...

Havoc

 

[SimplySouthern]

Hmmmmmm Havoc. Well, I don't believe in "selective buttering" so perhaps you should just start at the top and work your way down....SLOWLY. And just so you don't feel left out, generous soul that I am...you can be next!

 

[Angelique]

Geez! Evidently I missed out this past week! Hell, it's gonna take me another week just to catch up on all the posts from LAST week!

Congrat's Havoc! I understand I'm jumping in a bit late...but better late than never, right?

Oh, and Rosebud, thank you for the angelic smilie...I LOVE IT!!!

Siren honey, I'm back...gonna share the Mighty Havoc w/me, too? I promise to behave. hehehe

 

[Beebeeblue]

Hmmmmmmm.....how about a season pass to BeeBeeLand...with access to all the attractions and thrill rides included??? *wiggling ears suggestively*

Season pass to Beebeeland?? Hmm....Ok. Ill give you full access. *whispering: dont tell anyone, I got a few friends that may get jealous*

**Looking around**
Hey Joe!!!

 

[Rosebud]

Angelique...I am glad you are back...hope you had a very sinful time off...or should I say on.....

 

[Angelique]

Rosebud, my dear, you'll have to check your mail for that information...it's confidential, ya' know.

 

[Merelan]

Most Holy Pamfam... where shall we set up your new cult?
and consider please, since I am sure that clothes are definately optional, make it somewhere warm, yet NOT Death Valley. They already had too much action there. And the sun would be killer on all these fair maidens.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Clothing optional...oh goodie.

It's so much easier to distract Havoc the Mighty when we curvy blondes have less clothing!

 

[Rosebud]

hey...i am a curvy blonde and even have padding on mine to make the ride all the more smoother