Epilator play

[Keroin]

So they say. I've been having my eyebrows and lips waxed for years and it still hurts as bad and my hair isn't getting any thinner

Of course come from a long line of fuzzy people. I hear rumors that people's hair gets thinner as they age. Not in my family. My grandma was on chemo and still had hair. *sigh*

Poor you. Yeah, some folks are fuzzy, can't be helped. At least you know you'll have hair when you're riding the rocking chair.

I'm lucky in that department. Blonde, fine, thank you genetics.

On an unrelated note, (I am just totally screwing the pooch today and having a blast), I had my first Brazilian wax when I was home for a visit six months ago. I was all psyched up, having heard how ouchy it is, but it really didn't bother me at all. It was weird, though, having a little, old Persian woman poking around my private bits. She was good though, very efficient.

I loved the results! From now on, whenever possible, I shall be Brazilian! I'll be a Braziliannaire!

 

[00Syd]

I loved the results! From now on, whenever possible, I shall be Brazilian! I'll be a Braziliannaire!

I don't know if its because its late or because I'm tired or because I'm desperately trying to get an essay done before tomorrow while procrastinating at the same time, but that cracked me up

 

[graceanne]

Poor you. Yeah, some folks are fuzzy, can't be helped. At least you know you'll have hair when you're riding the rocking chair.

They love me where I get waxed. I have a very cranky nose, and pulling hair out of my face makes me SNEEZE (I don't know why). It's why I don't pluck, cause then my eyes water and then I can't see my face. But they just laugh and laugh, and pull more hair out of me.

 

[myinnerslut]

They love me where I get waxed. I have a very cranky nose, and pulling hair out of my face makes me SNEEZE (I don't know why). It's why I don't pluck, cause then my eyes water and then I can't see my face. But they just laugh and laugh, and pull more hair out of me.

i cry. not actually cry, but my eyes tear up and tears stream down my face. i warn them before hand but they always stop and worry about me.

"im fine really, my eyes just tear up really badly" they never believe me until it happens.

 

[graceanne]

i cry. not actually cry, but my eyes tear up and tears stream down my face. i warn them before hand but they always stop and worry about me.

"im fine really, my eyes just tear up really badly" they never believe me until it happens.

That's why I go to the same place, so they're used to me. I get REALLY weird looks when they're not used to the faces I make trying NOT to sneeze. Not to mention the watery eyes.

 

[Keroin]

I don't know if its because its late or because I'm tired or because I'm desperately trying to get an essay done before tomorrow while procrastinating at the same time, but that cracked me up

None of the above. It is because I am hilarious. It's true. I was born in the Ga-laugh-agos Islands under the sign of the Rubber Chicken.

Please, don' t be shy. Feed my ego, it's always hungry.

 

[00Syd]

None of the above. It is because I am hilarious. It's true. I was born in the Ga-laugh-agos Islands under the sign of the Rubber Chicken.

Please, don' t be shy. Feed my ego, it's always hungry.

I was about to write an extremely clever ode to Keroin, the mighty comic Goddess of the Ga-laugh-agos but then realized that I am way too tired.

 

[Keroin]

I was about to write an extremely clever ode to Keroin, the mighty comic Goddess of the Ga-laugh-agos but then realized that I am way too tired.

It's the thought that counts. The Goddess is pleased. Rest now, dear Syd.

 

[00Syd]

It's the thought that counts. The Goddess is pleased. Rest now, dear Syd.

I can't I need to write one and a half more pages before I can sleep.

 

[HarlotMinx]

I can't I need to write one and a half more pages before I can sleep.

Eh, I know that feeling, I have to write a calculator in assembly and no clue how.... *cringes* I amused myself by writing a new riddle though. It should be rather easy and i don't think it'll stand up long against you all.

 

[satindesire]

Major waxident.

*chokes on her tea* O M G I am so sorry this happened to you, it's really freaking awful.


But...

WAXIDENT?!

Are you KIDDING ME?!

THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!!!

 

[LadyC]

When I first married Billy-boy, he was extremely hairy. Over time, with waxing and (my favorite) a pair of tweezers, he now has the smooth, hairless body of a young boy. We both enjoyed every moment of it.

 

[Harmony_1985]

So they say. I've been having my eyebrows and lips waxed for years and it still hurts as bad and my hair isn't getting any finer. (is that a word?)

Of course come from a long line of fuzzy people. I hear rumors that people's hair gets thinner as they age. Not in my family. My grandma was on chemo and still had hair. *sigh*

I feel for ya Gracey, my PCOS causes me to suffer from dark hairs where I shouldn't get them, so to help with it I have my eyebrows, top lip, sideburns, chin and under my chin waxed to get rid of the hairs.

If I didn't get them done, I would look like a man. That said I've been having it done for over a year now, and the hairs don't grow back half as dark or thick as they used to. Only my eyebrows do.

They love me where I get waxed. I have a very cranky nose, and pulling hair out of my face makes me SNEEZE (I don't know why). It's why I don't pluck, cause then my eyes water and then I can't see my face. But they just laugh and laugh, and pull more hair out of me.

That's why I can't pluck my own eyebrows. I'm shit at shaping and after about 5 plucks I sneeze.

*chokes on her tea* O M G I am so sorry this happened to you, it's really freaking awful.


But...

WAXIDENT?!

Are you KIDDING ME?!

THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!!!

That had me laughing too.

As for epliation, I'm really quite bad at shaving my cooch, I miss places like mad, so I might consider it.

I get through the waxing, and it can't hurt half as bad as the singletail, right?

 

[graceanne]

I feel for ya Gracey, my PCOS causes me to suffer from dark hairs where I shouldn't get them, so to help with it I have my eyebrows, top lip, sideburns, chin and under my chin waxed to get rid of the hairs.

If I didn't get them done, I would look like a man. That said I've been having it done for over a year now, and the hairs don't grow back half as dark or thick as they used to. Only my eyebrows do.

I've been waxing for quite awhile. I prefer it cause it gets it over with QUICKER! Nonetheless, my hair is no thinner in the waxed areas.

But, you know how you hear that shaving makes your hair grow heavier and thicker and all that? As a child/teen i used to get teased about the hair on my arms (I used to get called ape-arms) so I started shaving. At about 17 I decided I didn't care if they called me ape-arms and stopped shaving. The hair on my arms has never grown anywhere NEAR as thick and long as they were when I was young. Plus the hair is lighter colored.

*shrugs*

 

[satindesire]

I tried using an epilator before, and it made me bleed as well. I've never done waxing before although I'd like to try, but since it's basically the same thing (removing the hair from the roots) do ya'll think I'll bleed from that too?

I'm a natural redhead with very thin, delicate skin. Perhaps I should stick to shaving??

 

[Harmony_1985]

I tried using an epilator before, and it made me bleed as well. I've never done waxing before although I'd like to try, but since it's basically the same thing (removing the hair from the roots) do ya'll think I'll bleed from that too?

I'm a natural redhead with very thin, delicate skin. Perhaps I should stick to shaving??

If you've got delicate skin, waxing might not be for you as it sticks to the skin.

There's a different method called sugaring. I've not done much research into it but someone I used to work with gets her legs sugared and it hurts less as it only sticks to the hairs instead of the skin.

 

[satindesire]

If you've got delicate skin, waxing might not be for you as it sticks to the skin.

There's a different method called sugaring. I've not done much research into it but someone I used to work with gets her legs sugared and it hurts less as it only sticks to the hairs instead of the skin.

I've heard that sugaring is gentler as well. I'll look into seeing if any salons here do that.

Thanks!

 

[Keroin]

I've heard that sugaring is gentler as well. I'll look into seeing if any salons here do that.

Thanks!

Satin, I meant to reply to this earlier and forgot. Find a salon or spa that offers "cold waxing". This is a lot less painless that regular waxing and doesn't have the "stickiness" problem. Especially good for bikini waxing.

I've never tried sugaring but I've heard mixed reviews about it.

 

[satindesire]

Satin, I meant to reply to this earlier and forgot. Find a salon or spa that offers "cold waxing". This is a lot less painless that regular waxing and doesn't have the "stickiness" problem. Especially good for bikini waxing.

I've never tried sugaring but I've heard mixed reviews about it.

Cold waxing? Okay, I'll look into that too! Thanks!

 

[Keroin]

Cold waxing? Okay, I'll look into that too! Thanks!

Yes, cold. The wax goes on warm but then it cools and hardens. No linen strips needed and when it's pulled off you don't get any gooey bits left behind. It's the wax I prefer but hard to find.

 

[satindesire]

Yes, cold. The wax goes on warm but then it cools and hardens. No linen strips needed and when it's pulled off you don't get any gooey bits left behind. It's the wax I prefer but hard to find.

Huh! That sounds pretty freaky-looking and awesome.

 

[Myskaninen]

thanx for this tread it gave me some nice ideas of things to do during play

 

[HarlotMinx]

Huh! That sounds pretty freaky-looking and awesome.

you know what that makes me think of? Ever see that chocolate sauce you pour on icecream and it hardens into a shell? (fyi, i did EVERYTHING I could think of to make that react that way on people )

 

[satindesire]

you know what that makes me think of? Ever see that chocolate sauce you pour on icecream and it hardens into a shell? (fyi, i did EVERYTHING I could think of to make that react that way on people )

OMG YES! That's -exactly- what I was picturing too!

I think people are too warm for it to set up. Ice cream isn't exactly people-temperature. ^_^

 

[Myskaninen]

maybe if you use alot of ice on the persons body first?