Fairy Princess Palace 🧚‍♀️

People who say things like “I only want to be woken up for sex or natural disasters” got no idea what they’re missing.
I’m a nocturnal insomniac. My list is:

Do not wake unless
1) Kisses (or other forms of physical affection)
2) Waffles (or chilaquiles or omelettes)
3) Building is on fire.
 
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