Favorite movie quotes

[Izanami9]

yep! I know that movie.....although it could have been derived from The Holy Grail...in reference to having to eat all of Sir Robin's minstrel's(and there was much rejoicing)

AHA! A connection between two great classics that has gone undiscovered until now! *Applause*

 

[deltablues65]

But you know! In the case of the latter film........it was due to the harsh winter! in regards to eating the minstrel's lol

 

[calmlikeabomb]

In the words of the Virgin Mary... Come again?

 

[devakama469]

In the words of the Virgin Mary... Come again?

In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary

 

[AchtungNight]

You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, son's of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets

Now be gone, or I shall taunt you a second time!

 

[devakama469]

Now be gone, or I shall taunt you a second time!

Be gone vile man, be gone from me! A starter car, this car is a finisher car, a transporter of Gods! The Golden God!

I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds!


OK, not a movie, a sitcom, probably the best ever, and I just couldn't help it given your cue

 

[SerenaSteeleMonroe]

Laura 1944

 

[devakama469]

- You, you want me to… suck his dick...?
- (over the phone, inaudible)
- Oh, oh! "who the fuck is Dick?!"

 

[Izanami9]

• “I'm gonna fuck you with my pecker!
• Dude, that's really dirty.
• That's too dirty?
• That offends me.
• Penis?
• Fine.
• I'm gonna fuck you with my penis!”

 

[devakama469]

• “I'm gonna fuck you with my pecker!
• Dude, that's really dirty.
• That's too dirty?
• That offends me.
• Penis?
• Fine.
• I'm gonna fuck you with my penis!”lease,

Please, do enlighten me!

 

[SimonDoom]

So, tell me, future boy, who's the president in 1985?

 

[SerenaSteeleMonroe]

So, tell me, future boy, who's the president in 1985?

Ronald Reagan, the ACTOR?

 

[devakama469]

" I used to box for Oxford" (John Cleese in a fight stance)
"I used to kill for the CIA" (Kevin Kline branshing a pistol)
A Fish called Wanda

You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, fuck-face, dickhead, *asshole*!

 

[SerenaSteeleMonroe]

Mac Sledge: [to Rosa Lee] I don't know why I wandered out to this part of Texas drunk, and you took me in and pitied me and helped me to straighten out, marry me. Why? Why did that happen? Is there a reason that happened? And Sonny's daddy died in the war, my daughter killed in an automobile accident. Why? See, I don't trust happiness. I never did, I never will.

Tender Mercies 1983

 

[devakama469]

All right I apologise, I'm really really sorry, I apologise unreservadly, I offer a complete and utter retraction,the impudation was without total basis in fact and was in no in fair comment and was motivated purely by malice and deeply regret any distress my comments may have caused you... or your family and I hearby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.

Hate you, stole my chance to retort "You're the vulgarian, you fuck! Now apologize!"

But, in any case, as Otto would have said: OK.

 

[TheRedChamber]

- Do you believe in second chances?
- Yes, I do.

Hollywood has no doubt produced worse and more cringeworthy lines, but this is surely the blandest, absolutely fewest fucks given exchange in script writing history. If this line doesnt seem familiar to you, it's from Terminator Salvation and, yes, this is actually the full depth to which the movie's central theme of, well, 'salvation' is explored.

'Favourite' might be pushing it, but someone presumably got paid for these two lines and I kind of respect the hustle.

 

[devakama469]

- Do you believe in second chances?
- Yes, I do.

Hollywood has no doubt produced worse and more cringeworthy lines, but this is surely the blandest, absolutely fewest fucks given exchange in script writing history. If this line doesnt seem familiar to you, it's from Terminator Salvation and, yes, this is actually the full depth to which the movie's central theme of, well, 'salvation' is explored.

'Favourite' might be pushing it, but soneone presumably got paid for these two lines and I kind of respect the hustle.

To this day I continue to believe that the worst line in movie history, barely managing to get through it without breaking character and saying "they're not paying me enough for this shit!", is Jason Statham saying "I'm a multiverse agent" in The One.

If it doesn't seem like much just by itself, trust me that hearing it in the context of how awful the entire movie was made it really difficult for me to not burst out laughing, and not exactly 'cause I found the movie "funny"

 

[devakama469]

- As in Helsinki, Sweden.
- (almost facepalm'ing) Finland.

 

[Izanami9]

Please, do enlighten me!

Zack and Miri Make a Porno - classic from my youth

 

[devakama469]

Zack and Miri Make a Porno - classic from my youth

Figured it had something to do with some kind of a porn flick, or something revolving around that topic. I'll look it up

 

[Bloodandglitter]

"My beloved raccoon. The story has been yours all along. You just didn't know it." Lylla from Guardians of the Galaxy vol 3

 

[Izanami9]

Figured it had something to do with some kind of a porn flick, or something revolving around that topic. I'll look it up

You really should, it’s hilarious and heartwarming

 

[Izanami9]

• Erica: Open the door.
• Crazy in the car: Uh-oh. We got us a super-cunt here.
• Erica: Open the door, or I'll be the last super-cunt you'll ever see.

[— The Brave One, Jodie Foster & Terence Howard]

 

[devakama469]

• Erica: Open the door.
• Crazy in the car: Uh-oh. We got us a super-cunt here.
• Erica: Open the door, or I'll be the last super-cunt you'll ever see.

[— The Brave One, Jodie Foster & Terence Howard]

Loved the rapport between Erica and Mercer!

 

[Izanami9]

Loved the rapport between Erica and Mercer!

Same! It’s one of my favs, for that and so many other reasons.