Favorite movie quotes

[SimonDoom]

Now I have a machine gun ho-ho-ho.

 

[devakama469]

Now I have a machine gun ho-ho-ho.

A security guard perhaps?

 

[theWollstonecraftWoman]

Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.

 

[devakama469]

Welcome to the party, pal!

 

[jehoram]

"NEVER give up! NEVER surrender!"

--from Galaxy Quest

 

[theWollstonecraftWoman]

Well, fuck that! I'm not doing it! This episode was badly written! (Latter changed to Well, forget it!)

 

[SerenaSteeleMonroe]

Bart: [on grandstand to the townspeople] Excuse me while I whip this out.
[reaches into waistline as crowd gasps and screams; Bart pulls out paper, they sigh with relief]

 

[SimonDoom]

"Ma, the meatloaf!"

 

[LexxRuthless]

Bart: [on grandstand to the townspeople] Excuse me while I whip this out.
[reaches into waistline as crowd gasps and screams; Bart pulls out paper, they sigh with relief]

"Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes."

 

[1darknightowl]

• Xavier Fitch: We decided to make it female so it would be more docile and controllable.
• Preston Lennox: More docile and controllable, eh? You guys don't get out much.

Species 1995

 

[MillieDynamite]

I don't think I'll have to kill her. Just slap that pretty face into hamburger meat, that's all.
Sterling Hayden in The Killing (1956)

 

[1darknightowl]

• Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
• Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
• Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
• Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin.
• Dark Helmet: Who is he?
• Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir.
• Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
• Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
• Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
• Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!
• Dark Helmet: How many assholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
• [Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]
• Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
• Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
• [Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]
• Dark Helmet: Keep firing, assholes!

Spaceballs

 

[SimonDoom]

By Grabthar's Hammer, by the Suns Of Warvan , you shall be avenged!

 

[33RPMVinylPants]

"By Grabthar's hammer..." *quiet existential crisis* "...what a savings."

 

[MillieDynamite]

Guy Fleegman: I'm just a glorified extra, Fred. I'm a dead man anyway. If I'm gonna die, I'd rather go out a hero than a coward.
Fred Kwan: Guy, Guy, maybe you're the plucky comic relief. You ever think about that?
Guy Fleegman: Plucky?

 

[jehoram]

Guy Fleegman: I'm just a glorified extra, Fred. I'm a dead man anyway. If I'm gonna die, I'd rather go out a hero than a coward.
Fred Kwan: Guy, Guy, maybe you're the plucky comic relief. You ever think about that?
Guy Fleegman: Plucky?

Besides....I've got a beautiful idea!
(or something like that)

 

[Zootonius]

“I hope they don't hang you, precious, by that sweet neck. Yes, angel, I'm gonna send you over. The chances are you'll get off with life. That means if you're a good girl, you'll be out in 20 years. I'll be waiting for you. If they hang you, I'll always remember you.”

 

[old_prof]

Keep thinking Butch, it's what you're good at.

 

[Zootonius]

can't swim! ... Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill ya.

 

[devakama469]

I mean, this ain't exactly the Mississippi. I'm on one side, I'm on the other side. I'm on the east bank, I'm on the west bank. It's not that critical.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Indiana: Meet me at Omar's. Be ready for me. I'm going after that truck.
Sallah: How?
Indiana: I don't know. I'm making this up as I go.

 

[devakama469]

"Keep your distance chewie...just don't look like you're trying to keep your distance."
(Chewbacca growl)"
"I dont know....fly casual"

OK, Hans!

 

[pink_silk_glove]

"How's the family? Bwahahahaa!!"

 

[SexyInMy60s]

Bart: [on grandstand to the townspeople] Excuse me while I whip this out.
[reaches into waistline as crowd gasps and screams; Bart pulls out paper, they sigh with relief]

Best. Movie. Ever.

 

[jehoram]

Best. Movie. Ever.

And probably unfilmable in today's society (even Mel Brooks thinks so).