FELLAS: Breast Questionnaire

[_Hawkmoon_]

Do you remember seeing tits for the first time (in real life)? How did it happen?
Yes. Accidentally walked in on my older sister in the bathroom.

Does any pair do it for you or do you look for specifics?
Specifics.

Are common breast flaws like nipple bumps or stretchmarks a turnoff?
Nope.

In your mind, what's the perfect cup size?
C

Do you like to titty fuck, and have you ever given a pearl necklace?
No and no.

Do you prefer small nipples or big silver dollars?
Small.

Would you rather check out a girl in a push-up bra and nice cleavage, or no bra under her shirt at all?
No bra.

Breast tattoos- sexy or trashy?
TRASHY.

Have you ever/would you want to (as an adult) drink milk directly from a breast?
In a heartbeat. Would love to do this.

Do you like fake breasts? (Though most of you prolly prefer the real deal)
NO!

Anything you want to add about boobies?
Get regular checkups, gals. We love you and and want you to be around for a long time!

 

[HeyAll]

My answers.

Do you remember seeing tits for the first time (in real life)? How did it happen? It was either seeing a woman breast feed her baby, or I saw down a ladies shirt who wasn't wearing a bra when she bent over.

Does any pair do it for you or do you look for specifics? Any that are real. No implants please.

Are common breast flaws like nipple bumps or stretchmarks a turnoff? Not at all. They can even be a turn on in some occations, particularly stretch marks on top.

In your mind, what's the perfect cup size? As long as they're real.

Do you like to titty fuck, and have you ever given a pearl necklace? No & No

Do you prefer small nipples or big silver dollars? I like both, but large are more fun- visually and touching.

Would you rather check out a girl in a push-up bra and nice cleavage, or no bra under her shirt at all? No bra.

Breast tattoos- sexy or trashy? Trashy

Have you ever/would you want to (as an adult) drink milk directly from a breast? No

Do you like fake breasts? (Though most of you prolly prefer the real deal) Never

Anything you want to add about boobies? A lot of women get insecure when their boobs start to sag. I actually think the sagging is kind of hot for mature women. Don't be ashamed of it.

 

[ArabianNights]

Do you remember seeing tits for the first time (in real life)? How did it happen?
I remember seeing my aunts by accident, they were small, but they made my cock hard.

Does any pair do it for you or do you look for specifics?
I don't like them too small, but I love any kind.

Are common breast flaws like nipple bumps or stretchmarks a turnoff?
No, thats the way they are accept them.

In your mind, what's the perfect cup size?
34b - c with the nipples just angle upwards. um!!!

Do you like to titty fuck, and have you ever given a pearl necklace?
Love it, and yes have come over many pairs of breasts.

Do you prefer small nipples or big silver dollars?
Don't mind

Would you rather check out a girl in a push-up bra and nice cleavage, or no bra under her shirt at all?
Both are sexy in there own way, but prefer to see them through something transparent.

Breast tattoos- sexy or trashy?
not for me.

Have you ever/would you want to (as an adult) drink milk directly from a breast?
No, don't fancy it to be honest

Do you like fake breasts? (Though most of you prolly prefer the real deal)
I think if done right then yeah, but not massive ones that look ugly.

Anything you want to add about boobies?
Tease with them, don't show them to be too quick, like to guess what they look like.

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[nicoblue7777]

Do you remember seeing tits for the first time (in real life)? How did it happen?
when i was 13 i saw my cousin's developing tits (she was 13), but first fully developed tits were a friend of mine when we were 16...a very busty redhead

Does any pair do it for you or do you look for specifics?
i tend to like them big and full

Are common breast flaws like nipple bumps or stretchmarks a turnoff?
nope, i love all

In your mind, what's the perfect cup size?
D

Do you like to titty fuck, and have you ever given a pearl necklace?
yes and no (usually is precursor to oral)

Do you prefer small nipples or big silver dollars?
all

Would you rather check out a girl in a push-up bra and nice cleavage, or no bra under her shirt at all?
no bra, that's amazingly sexy

Breast tattoos- sexy or trashy?
ugh, no thanks

Have you ever/would you want to (as an adult) drink milk directly from a breast?
never thought about it, eh?

Do you like fake breasts? (Though most of you prolly prefer the real deal)
nope

Anything you want to add about boobies?
i love to see and touch, but cleavage gets me just as hard sometimes

 

[Eliphaz]

Since the Pussy Questionnaire was popular enough, I thought I'd put one more out for the guys about our fun bags...

Do you remember seeing tits for the first time (in real life)? How did it happen?
Most definitely. We were 17ish and decided it would be fun to explore. I was more nervous than she was, but she sure enjoyed the effect she had on me.
Does any pair do it for you or do you look for specifics?
Not sure what it is. All different kinds do it for me.
Are common breast flaws like nipple bumps or stretchmarks a turnoff?
Not usually.
In your mind, what's the perfect cup size?
Really depends, partly on whom they're attached to.
Do you like to titty fuck, and have you ever given a pearl necklace?
We tried titty fucking a few times, but mostly ended up laughing too much to continue, for one reason or another. Have given many pearl necklaces, I really love it.
Do you prefer small nipples or big silver dollars?
Both have their merits.
Would you rather check out a girl in a push-up bra and nice cleavage, or no bra under her shirt at all?
Again... both are wonderful, I don't think I could choose.
Breast tattoos- sexy or trashy?
enh. Not inherently appealing to me, but not necessarily a disqualifier...
Have you ever/would you want to (as an adult) drink milk directly from a breast?
seems too related to babies, childrearing to be sexy
Do you like fake breasts? (Though most of you prolly prefer the real deal)
Not particularly, but if enhanced breasts give their owner a real confidence boost, that can make a huge difference in sexiness.
Anything you want to add about boobies?

can't think of anything else right now.

 

[cliteatingman]

Do you remember seeing tits for the first time (in real life)? How did it happen?

European beach

Does any pair do it for you or do you look for specifics?

Big and nicely shaped

Are common breast flaws like nipple bumps or stretchmarks a turnoff?

NO

In your mind, what's the perfect cup size?

D

Do you like to titty fuck, and have you ever given a pearl necklace?

Love it! yes!

Do you prefer small nipples or big silver dollars?

in between

Would you rather check out a girl in a push-up bra and nice cleavage, or no bra under her shirt at all?

Do I have to choose?

Breast tattoos- sexy or trashy?


Most are trashy. There is an occasional tasteful ne



Have you ever/would you want to (as an adult) drink milk directly from a breast?

Have done it! Love it!


Do you like fake breasts? (Though most of you prolly prefer the real deal)


Take your silicon boobies far away from me. You were better off smaller and all natural


Anything you want to add about boobies?

Yes. I am a available to suck, fondle and fuck them if anyone needs...

 

[BelaKarloff]

Since the Pussy Questionnaire was popular enough, I thought I'd put one more out for the guys about our fun bags...

Do you remember seeing tits for the first time (in real life)?Yes How did it happen? Seeing my aunt changing her top

Does any pair do it for you or do you look for specifics? Mostly any pair can work

Are common breast flaws like nipple bumps or stretchmarks a turnoff? When I'm looking at a picture these flaws may be a turnoff, but in actual experience I've never been turned off because of the flaw's on a lady's breasts.

In your mind, what's the perfect cup size? D cups

Do you like to titty fuck, and have you ever given a pearl necklace?Yes, and yes

Do you prefer small nipples or big silver dollars? Small nipples, but I enjoy both

Would you rather check out a girl in a push-up bra and nice cleavage, or no bra under her shirt at all? Tough choice, but I'd go with the push-up bra

Breast tattoos- sexy or trashy? depends on the breasts, and the tatoo

Have you ever/would you want to (as an adult) drink milk directly from a breast? Yes

Do you like fake breasts? (Though most of you prolly prefer the real deal) Fake breasts are still aesthetically pleasing, even if they don't feel quite as nice as au natural. So, yeah I like them.

Anything you want to add about boobies?Love them!

 

[catimann]

Since the Pussy Questionnaire was popular enough, I thought I'd put one more out for the guys about our fun bags...

Do you remember seeing tits for the first time (in real life)? Mothers when I was young How did it happen? Accident, came out of shower. She had nice pointy tits LOL

Does any pair do it for you or do you look for specifics? There are posters of tit types. I would PAY to play with true "banana's"

Are common breast flaws like nipple bumps or stretchmarks a turnoff? There are common flaws? Breasts don't have flaws dear!!!!!

In your mind, what's the perfect cup size? I had big ones (44DD) to play with for years, now small is best. Like A cup that are saggy too so they hang into your mouth. ooooooo I get a shiver!

Do you like to titty fuck, and have you ever given a pearl necklace? If done right yes. Yes

Do you prefer small nipples or big silver dollars? ALL Nips are nice as long as they are outy.

Would you rather check out a girl in a push-up bra and nice cleavage, or no bra under her shirt at all? Push up will get my attention faster, but both are nice.

Breast tattoos- sexy or trashy? It would depend on what the tat was.

Have you ever/would you want to (as an adult) drink milk directly from a breast? OH are you kidding me? I died and went to heaven when I tasted mothers milk!!!! I would be soooooooooo glad if I could drink from that tap again

Do you like fake breasts? (Though most of you prolly prefer the real deal) Fake look good in dresses but real is better to play with, I think. Never had any to play with. :~(

Anything you want to add about boobies?

Men love them because they are yours and we can't play with them just any old time. Use them to tease us, play with us and show off. Big is not better but exposed is!!! Thank you.

 

[erinsdick]

Do you remember seeing tits for the first time (in real life)? How did it happen? At the beach when I was 12 a girl showed me them

Does any pair do it for you or do you look for specifics? I like them real

Are common breast flaws like nipple bumps or stretchmarks a turnoff? No

In your mind, what's the perfect cup size? D

Do you like to titty fuck, and have you ever given a pearl necklace? Yes I do. Yes I have

Do you prefer small nipples or big silver dollars? Some where in the middle

Would you rather check out a girl in a push-up bra and nice cleavage, or no bra under her shirt at all? No bra

Breast tattoos- sexy or trashy? Depends

Have you ever/would you want to (as an adult) drink milk directly from a breast? Not yet. Fuck yes

Do you like fake breasts? (Though most of you prolly prefer the real deal) Not really I rather them be smaller than fake

Anything you want to add about boobies? Love them

 

[fireplugm]

Do you remember seeing tits for the first time (in real life)? How did it happen? Friend's mom - getting ready for swim lessons (we were about 5)

Does any pair do it for you or do you look for specifics? All have their merits.

Are common breast flaws like nipple bumps or stretchmarks a turnoff? Nope.

In your mind, what's the perfect cup size? Hard to argue with a D

Do you like to titty fuck, and have you ever given a pearl necklace? Some, not my favorite activity. And yes, of course I have made a necklace.

Do you prefer small nipples or big silver dollars? Silver dollars are my fav.

Would you rather check out a girl in a push-up bra and nice cleavage, or no bra under her shirt at all? No bra is best.

Breast tattoos- sexy or trashy? Could be either.

Have you ever/would you want to (as an adult) drink milk directly from a breast? Yes and I have helped someone trying to induce lactation.

Do you like fake breasts? (Though most of you prolly prefer the real deal) No - by far I like the real deal best - whatever size or how they look.

Anything you want to add about boobies?: I do prefer big nipples over small. Dark or light, either are good.

 

[Porkwarrior]

Since the Pussy Questionnaire was popular enough, I thought I'd put one more out for the guys about our fun bags...

Do you remember seeing tits for the first time (in real life)? How did it happen?

14yrs-old at summer camp, was a fun week. Ended up in the woods playing "show you mine if you show me yours" between bouts of heavy petting.

Does any pair do it for you or do you look for specifics?

I am not really a titty man, but if I was drawing a pair from scratch it would be a B or C cup, with dark perky kissable nipples and a defined areola.

Are common breast flaws like nipple bumps or stretchmarks a turnoff?

I am a man, I don't really care if your ankles are fat. Or notice. Your blowjob abilities are of much more import.

In your mind, what's the perfect cup size?

34 C

Do you like to titty fuck, and have you ever given a pearl necklace?

Mouth, hands & pussy come before titties. But it can be fun once in awhile to change things up. And yup, decorated a few chests.

Do you prefer small nipples or big silver dollars?

Small but pointy.

Would you rather check out a girl in a push-up bra and nice cleavage, or no bra under her shirt at all?

Cleavage. Can never go wrong with cleavage.

Breast tattoos- sexy or trashy?

Trashy, but trashy can be very sexy. Hubba hubba.

Have you ever/would you want to (as an adult) drink milk directly from a breast?

I have, and ewwwwwwwwwwww.

Do you like fake breasts? (Though most of you prolly prefer the real deal)

Rather have a natural A cup than fake.

Anything you want to add about boobies?

Only thing I need to add about boobies is just that you can't know enough of them!

 

[cliteatingman]

My answers bumped

Since the Pussy Questionnaire was popular enough, I thought I'd put one more out for the guys about our fun bags...

Do you remember seeing tits for the first time (in real life)? How did it happen?

European beach when I was 14
Does any pair do it for you or do you look for specifics?

I like them on the larger side, but must be in proportion
Are common breast flaws like nipple bumps or stretchmarks a turnoff?

Absolutely not
In your mind, what's the perfect cup size?

D
Do you like to titty fuck, and have you ever given a pearl necklace?

Love it! yes!

Do you prefer small nipples or big silver dollars?

Medium so I can get my lips around them
Would you rather check out a girl in a push-up bra and nice cleavage, or no bra under her shirt at all?

No bra
Breast tattoos- sexy or trashy?

One might be nice. A tit should not look like an NYC subway car circa 1975
Have you ever/would you want to (as an adult) drink milk directly from a breast?

Yes I love it!
Do you like fake breasts? (Though most of you prolly prefer the real deal)

No!
Anything you want to add about boobies?

I love them they are gorgeous and sexy, even on women who are otherwise not so much...

 

[sethp]

Since the Pussy Questionnaire was popular enough, I thought I'd put one more out for the guys about our fun bags...

Do you remember seeing tits for the first time (in real life)? How did it happen? First girl friend she just unleashed them in her room, but her parents were just down the hall. I was too afraid to touch them!

Does any pair do it for you or do you look for specifics? Size!

Are common breast flaws like nipple bumps or stretchmarks a turnoff? Not at all

In your mind, what's the perfect cup size? The bigger the better DD is a good start

Do you like to titty fuck, and have you ever given a pearl necklace? Love it, especially with some baby oil. I give pearl necklaces all the time!

Do you prefer small nipples or big silver dollars? Big

Would you rather check out a girl in a push-up bra and nice cleavage, or no bra under her shirt at all? No bra...but I do like the cleavage too

Breast tattoos- sexy or trashy?love them!

Have you ever/would you want to (as an adult) drink milk directly from a breast? I have done it a couple of times. Huge turn on! I crave it!

Do you like fake breasts? (Though most of you prolly prefer the real deal). I do

Anything you want to add about boobies? Love them....pm me your secret breast pics

 

[Artmajor2]

Do you remember seeing tits for the first time (in real life)? How did it happen?

(about 12 years old I lifted the shirt and bra off a girl in the woods. And touched them.)

Does any pair do it for you or do you look for specifics?

(I love them all but a nice contrast in color between breast and nipple is nice)

Are common breast flaws like nipple bumps or stretchmarks a turnoff?

(Not at all. I think stretch marks on a mature set of breasts is sexy.)


In your mind, what's the perfect cup size?

(I love small breasts so an A cup would be my preference.But I'd go as big as a C).

Do you like to titty fuck, and have you ever given a pearl necklace?

(Never had the chance to tittie fuck.Always have been with small chested women.)

Do you prefer small nipples or big silver dollars?

(I love all nipples).

Would you rather check out a girl in a push-up bra and nice cleavage, or no bra under her shirt at all?

(no bra for sure. I love to watch them jiggle).

Breast tattoos- sexy or trashy?

(I don't think you should have a tattoo on the most beautiful spot of a woman's body.)


Have you ever/would you want to (as an adult) drink milk directly from a breast?

(I have, and I would do it again).

Do you like fake breasts?

(Natural is the only way to go).

Anything you want to add about boobies?


(I think about them all day long 24/7.I try to look down the blouse of every woman I meet).

 

[zack1981]

Do you remember seeing tits for the first time (in real life)? How did it happen?
I was a late bloomer, I was 15 with my first girlfriend
Does any pair do it for you or do you look for specifics?
Most any pair will work, but I prefer large ones with bigger aureolas
Are common breast flaws like nipple bumps or stretchmarks a turnoff?
LOOOOOVE nipple bumps. Stretchmarks not so much, but not awful
In your mind, what's the perfect cup size?
Full C or standard D
Do you like to titty fuck, and have you ever given a pearl necklace?
Doesn't really do anything for me to titty fuck, but not all that bad. I love giving pearl necklaces, but my wife isn't a fan
Do you prefer small nipples or big silver dollars?
Big silver dollars
Would you rather check out a girl in a push-up bra and nice cleavage, or no bra under her shirt at all?
No bra, let me see what you actually have no what some piece of fabric gives you
Breast tattoos- sexy or trashy?
totally trashy, why mess up a perfect canvas?
Have you ever/would you want to (as an adult) drink milk directly from a breast?
Nope, not at all.
Do you like fake breasts? (Though most of you prolly prefer the real deal)
Yep, nothing wrong with them as long as they look realistic.

 

[nicenotherner]

Since the Pussy Questionnaire was popular enough, I thought I'd put one more out for the guys about our fun bags...

Do you remember seeing tits for the first time (in real life)? How did it happen? Oddly no, remember the first time I felt a pair but not the first pair I saw!

Does any pair do it for you or do you look for specifics? Not any pair! I likes what I like and some just don't do it for me at all

Are common breast flaws like nipple bumps or stretchmarks a turnoff? No they are just part of the natural ageing process

In your mind, what's the perfect cup size? 34b (UK Size!) is ideal although a 34a or 34c is also nice.

Do you like to titty fuck, and have you ever given a pearl necklace? Yes and Yes

Do you prefer small nipples or big silver dollars? in proportion so small boobs with smaller nipples and big boobs with bigger

Would you rather check out a girl in a push-up bra and nice cleavage, or no bra under her shirt at all? Push up bra

Breast tattoos- sexy or trashy? Trashy

Have you ever/would you want to (as an adult) drink milk directly from a breast? Never, would do just out of curiosity nothing sexy about it though!

Do you like fake breasts? (Though most of you prolly prefer the real deal) Not a big fan at all but only because people that have them seem incapable of making a sensible decision on size and shape a size 8 (UK Size!) girl should not be strapping a massive round pair of G cups to her chest!

Anything you want to add about boobies?

Response above!

 

[Connubium]

Any men here with the opinion that breasts should be defetishized (not a word apparently)? Anyone think that breasts should be respected and viewed as what they actually are, tools for feeding children? Anyone believe that the notion of whether 'nipple bumps' are a turn off or not is absurd?

 

[londoner2]

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[ThoMac_13]

Do you remember seeing tits for the first time (in real life)? How did it happen?
Summer camp between 8th and 9th grade, skinny dipping after midnight, some moonlight.

Does any pair do it for you or do you look for specifics?
Any pair does not do it. I'm not too particular, but shapeliness, suppleness and perkiness (non-flapjack) are all factors.

Are common breast flaws like nipple bumps or stretchmarks a turnoff? Yes, but not a deal breaker depending on how noticeable they are. Just speaking honestly and from a purely physical point of view with no reference to the character of the person in question.

In your mind, what's the perfect cup size?
B or a C cup is perfect for me, but I enjoy all kinds.

Do you like to titty fuck, and have you ever given a pearl necklace?
I enjoy occasionally putting my cock between some lovely titties for a few strokes, or wiping it or tapping it on them during sex, but I do not enjoy titty-fucking until cumming. There are better places to put my cock Pearl necklace--hrm, not that I recall, but I am more than certain that some of my cum has ended up on titties from time to time

Do you prefer small nipples or big silver dollars?
Smaller nipples preferred, not a deal breaker if larger, but at a certain point (can't tell you the radius off hand) they get unattractive.

Would you rather check out a girl in a push-up bra and nice cleavage, or no bra under her shirt at all?
Tough one. Depends on the cup size and the outfit. If we're talking most situations day to day, I prefer the bra (and taking it off!). However, sometimes with a nice little pullover on the beach in the summer time, its nice to see her go sans bra.

Breast tattoos- sexy or trashy?
Don't have a tattoo fetish. I wouldn't say trashy, that's a bit harsh, but not a turn on for me.

Have you ever/would you want to (as an adult) drink milk directly from a breast?
Again, no fetish here. I wouldn't mind if it were something she was turned on by.

Do you like fake breasts? (Though most of you prolly prefer the real deal)
No. No. No. One-hundred times no. And you'd be surprised by how many guys feel the same way.

Anything you want to add about boobies?
I like boobies

 

[Connubium]

Do you remember seeing tits for the first time (in real life)? How did it happen?
Summer camp between 8th and 9th grade, skinny dipping after midnight, some moonlight.

Does any pair do it for you or do you look for specifics?
Any pair does not do it. I'm not too particular, but shapeliness, suppleness and perkiness (non-flapjack) are all factors.

Are common breast flaws like nipple bumps or stretchmarks a turnoff? Yes, but not a deal breaker depending on how noticeable they are. Just speaking honestly and from a purely physical point of view with no reference to the character of the person in question.

In your mind, what's the perfect cup size?
B or a C cup is perfect for me, but I enjoy all kinds.

Do you like to titty fuck, and have you ever given a pearl necklace?
I enjoy occasionally putting my cock between some lovely titties for a few strokes, or wiping it or tapping it on them during sex, but I do not enjoy titty-fucking until cumming. There are better places to put my cock Pearl necklace--hrm, not that I recall, but I am more than certain that some of my cum has ended up on titties from time to time

Do you prefer small nipples or big silver dollars?
Smaller nipples preferred, not a deal breaker if larger, but at a certain point (can't tell you the radius off hand) they get unattractive.

Would you rather check out a girl in a push-up bra and nice cleavage, or no bra under her shirt at all?
Tough one. Depends on the cup size and the outfit. If we're talking most situations day to day, I prefer the bra (and taking it off!). However, sometimes with a nice little pullover on the beach in the summer time, its nice to see her go sans bra.

Breast tattoos- sexy or trashy?
Don't have a tattoo fetish. I wouldn't say trashy, that's a bit harsh, but not a turn on for me.

Have you ever/would you want to (as an adult) drink milk directly from a breast?
Again, no fetish here. I wouldn't mind if it were something she was turned on by.

Do you like fake breasts? (Though most of you prolly prefer the real deal)
No. No. No. One-hundred times no. And you'd be surprised by how many guys feel the same way.

Anything you want to add about boobies?
I like boobies

Yeah you like boobies right? So long as they aren't too flawed for you? I'm assuming with a an answer like that you obviously have a flawless body, not that it reflects on your personality or whatever . Here's hoping you never have to take the risk of seeing another woman's breasts again, I'm mean she could have deal breaker stretch marks or something.

 

[LimoAndPizza]

Yeah you like boobies right? So long as they aren't too flawed for you? I'm assuming with a an answer like that you obviously have a flawless body, not that it reflects on your personality or whatever . Here's hoping you never have to take the risk of seeing another woman's breasts again, I'm mean she could have deal breaker stretch marks or something.

 

[ohioguy66]

...must come back and answer

 

[Eliphaz]

I really think 80% of it is posture. someone who carries herself well and has good posture makes pretty much any kind of boobs look good.

 

[C2W]

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first time I remember seeing titties that weren't my moms,
I must've been about six or seven, it was one of my aunt's.
She was breast feeding one of the youngest of her thirteen girls.
Just as I came through the door, the baby popped the nipple out of her mouth
and I got an instant hard-on I couldn't get rid of the rest of the day.

I don't care how old but they have to be at least legal age but anything else goes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't care what size, what color, real, not real, I would suck on them all.
Lick, nip, suck, tug, cup, squeeze, tease, you name it, I'll do it!!!
And I would love it...

 

[lawless_smurf]

Do you remember seeing tits for the first time (in real life)? ............Teenage pool party playing around.

Does any pair do it for you or do you look for specifics? ..........Any pair

Are common breast flaws like nipple bumps or stretchmarks a turnoff? .........Nope

In your mind, what's the perfect cup size? .........I love them all

Do you like to titty fuck, and have you ever given a pearl necklace? ..........Yes very much so

Do you prefer small nipples or big silver dollars?..........Whatever

Would you rather check out a girl in a push-up bra and nice cleavage, or no bra under her shirt at all?.........No bra

Breast tattoos- sexy or trashy?...........Depends on the tat

Have you ever/would you want to (as an adult) drink milk directly from a breast?

Do you like fake breasts? (Though most of you prolly prefer the real deal)