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Bamagan said:
It's pretty sanitized today, but it used to involve going door to door and demanding oral sex (the treat) from anyone who wouldn't pay the costumed individual for sex (the trick).

Is there any holiday that isn't about getting laid?
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Labor Day; it's for delivering the results of getting laid on other holidays.

What is a wagon train?
 
Tio_Narratore said:
What is a wagon train?
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When a group of gay or bisexual men get in line, all standing, and begin performing anal sex on the person in front of them. The front man, the wagon master, then calls out “wagons, no!” And they move as one around the room still engaged. With enough participants the wagon master can order “circle the wagons!” And meet up wit the last person in line to fuck them too. Some variations include women with strap-ons.

What is the Macys Parade?
 
mpeters said:
When a group of gay or bisexual men get in line, all standing, and begin performing anal sex on the person in front of them. The front man, the wagon master, then calls out “wagons, no!” And they move as one around the room still engaged. With enough participants the wagon master can order “circle the wagons!” And meet up wit the last person in line to fuck them too. Some variations include women with strap-ons.

What is the Macys Parade?
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It's an annual display of the latest models in inflatable sex dolls.

Why did James Holland invent the first successful submarine?
 
You wear a large ball-stretcher and several tight-fitting cock rings and stroke appropriately!

Why go people eat bagels?
 
BlueEyes1969 said:
You wear a large ball-stretcher and several tight-fitting cock rings and stroke appropriately!

Why go people eat bagels?
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Bagels are not only eaten by 'go' people; 'come' people also enjoy the doughy treats. For both the coming and the going, people always enjoy munching around the hole.

Does the light of the full moon make people crazy?
 
Yes! They become horny and may perform untold sexual acts with abandon!

Why do folks like balloons?
 
Tio_Narratore said:
Inflating one is a serious blow job.

What constitutes a dualistic philosophical perspective?
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When either party or parties have an extra-ordinary, out of body orgasmic experience where the mind appears to be separated from the physical body and reaches a level of pleasure that can be considered 'Nirvana'.

Should I squeeze your plums to see if they're ripe?
 
Rustyoznail said:
When either party or parties have an extra-ordinary, out of body orgasmic experience where the mind appears to be separated from the physical body and reaches a level of pleasure that can be considered 'Nirvana'.

Should I squeeze your plums to see if they're ripe?
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Honey, you can squeeze my plums anytime!

What constitutes a ripe plum?
 
bbcbarry9033 said:
Poetry is a long black dick sliding up into a super wet white pussy in exquisite slo-mo.

What is prose?
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It's the plural possessive of 'pro,' referring to objects or property owned in common by a consortium of prostitutes, such as a brothel possessed in jointly in fee simple. Example of usage: "I'm goin' to the prose to get laid tonight."

While we're in a literary bent, what is non-fiction?
 
Tio_Narratore said:
It's the plural possessive of 'pro,' referring to objects or property owned in common by a consortium of prostitutes, such as a brothel possessed in jointly in fee simple. Example of usage: "I'm goin' to the prose to get laid tonight."

While we're in a literary bent, what is non-fiction?
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Non-fiction is the reality of stripping him and finding out his real size!

What is onomatopoeia?
 
An emoticon is a painting or statue of a religious figure whose eyes leak real tears, mostly over having lived a life of celibacy.

Why is it called a piano-forte?
 
When average sized guys get a hard on in their kakis, it’s often called a tent. Us bigger guys tend to sport what’s known as a piano forte.

What’s low and slow best for in the kitchen?
 
__Nathan1968 said:
When average sized guys get a hard on in their kakis, it’s often called a tent. Us bigger guys tend to sport what’s known as a piano forte.

What’s low and slow best for in the kitchen?
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Having a guy fill you up while you are bent over the counter!

Why do people wear bikinis?
 
bbcbarry9033 said:
Ice cream, rum & rasin: you bring the rum, damn sure my dick'll be raisin'.

What's the best thing to see in New York?
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The best - the very best - thing you can see in New York is yourself, taking advantage of all the kinky encounters that world-class city offers!

Why was Catherine of Russia called "the Great?"
 
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