Filthy answers to innocent questions.

[bbcbarry9033]

Catherine needed an heir and Peters pecker didn't work so great, so Catherine had at least 12 lovers. The Russian nobles all thought Catherine was great.

Why do we say, "When in Rome?"

It's a variation of "One night in Paris." Nobody had even heard of Rome before her video leaked.

Why do we say "Older and wiser"?

 

[BlueEyes1969]

We shouldn't. We are Chronologically Gifted!

Why do we eat meatloaf?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

We shouldn't. We are Chronologically Gifted!

Why do we eat meatloaf?

After the Rocky Horror Picture Show, you don't have to ask.

What is a Time Warp?

 

[BlueEyes1969]

It's what happens to your penis after you have shot a load!

Why do we have to turn our clocks back one hour?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

It's what happens to your penis after you have shot a load!

Why do we have to turn our clocks back one hour?

Because they'd never agree to turn their clunts back for a minute much less an hour!

Speaking of Rome, why do all roads lead there?

 

[NEOhio1972]

Roman baths and orgies!!!!! Man, they had something good figured out!!!!

Where does the sidewalk end??

 

[zultanathesaltyone]

Sidewalk ends where no matter how hard your leash is pulled, you can't get back up.

Why don't cats bark?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Sidewalk ends where no matter how hard your leash is pulled, you can't get back up.

Why don't cats bark?

Because they get more chicks with sweet-talk.

What are the phases of the Moon?

 

[Bisexguy70]

Slight crack. Half crack. Full crack and full on bare ass moon.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[BlueEyes1969]

Because there was a hot rooster on the other side!


Why are the leaves turning color?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Because there was a hot rooster on the other side!


Why are the leaves turning color?

They're turning red with embarrassment at seeing all the naked limbs.

Why do people rake fallen leaves?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

They're turning red with embarrassment at seeing all the naked limbs.

Why do people rake fallen leaves?

Because blowing takes practice.

Who coined the phrase "snow blower'?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Because blowing takes practice.

Who coined the phrase "snow blower'?

The female protagonist of the poem "the Whore on the Snow Crust," of course.

What is this 'bundling' the insurance companies speak of?

 

[BlueEyes1969]

Bundling is the term insurance companies use before they fuck you over!

Why do people use chain saws?

 

[NEOhio1972]

Because every time I fire mine up, hot women come from no where, are insanely turned on, strip and fuck the he'll out of me....

What do people wear under kitchen aprons?

 

[BlueEyes1969]

On this site, NOTHING!

Why do people eat hot dogs?

 

[NEOhio1972]

On this site, NOTHING!

Why do people eat hot dogs?

Because sticking them up your ass would just be silly......I'm not knocking it......its better than other things that can get stuck.....Now I'm hungry....

Hmmmm. What should I do with this banana??

 

[AchtungNight]

Because sticking them up your ass would just be silly......I'm not knocking it......its better than other things that can get stuck.....Now I'm hungry....

Hmmmm. What should I do with this banana??

The female were-monkey over there looks interested in your banana. Offer it to her if you like.

What have I got in my pocket?

 

[NEOhio1972]

Honestly no idea....let me reach in and see...Hmmmm.. .7 inches.....

Why do all my pockets have holes?

 

[BlueEyes1969]

Because you keep pushing your fingers through to play with yourself!

Why do some men wear trousers with cuffs?

 

[__Nathan1968]

to catch any lost semen at the glory hole.

why do women like men with facial hair?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

to catch any lost semen at the glory hole.

why do women like men with facial hair?

To catch any lost semen at the glory hole.

What rhymes with 'beard'?

 

[__Nathan1968]

Any woman who’s slept with me knows it is speared.

Why do we observe daylight savings time?

 

[BlueEyes1969]

To have more time fucking outside in the sunlight!

Why do people wear underwear?

 

[mpeters]

Why do people wear underwear?

What else are you going to do with it? Eat it?

when do you need to set a faster spin cycle?