Filthy answers to innocent questions.

Ouch! Sounds painful. Maybe don't drink till you pass out next time.

What's your favorite piece of furniture?
A multitoy symbian, of course! We can both get a vibe in the ass, while still becoming free to do further things with front genitals. An advanced model that also acts like a mechanical bull puts the cherry on top..,

Second choice is a chaise lounge because it provides support for almost all positions listed in the Kama Sutra.

What’s your favorite scent to put in your car after you’ve had it detailed?
 
Annie Mae is a pretty good lay, but
Mary Sue really gives it to you.

Why do they put pickles in hamburgers?
If there is a better place for me to put my pickle, I am open to suggestions!!!!

What kind of buns are your favorite?
 
Head down, ass up, and ready to be dripping wet

What tv show do you want remade?
It's an old one about some banker who's haunted by two ghosts - a dude and his hot wife. It was called "Top Her."

What's the proper thing to give up for Lent?
 
It's an old one about some banker who's haunted by two ghosts - a dude and his hot wife. It was called "Top Her."

What's the proper thing to give up for Lent?
Lentils!

There’s no reason to have beans with your Franks…

Frank, Franky, and Francine are all that I need.

Little Jack Horner
Sat in the corner,
Eating his Christmas pie;
He put in his thumb,
And pulled out what?
 
Lentils!

There’s no reason to have beans with your Franks…

Frank, Franky, and Francine are all that I need.

Little Jack Horner
Sat in the corner,
Eating his Christmas pie;
He put in his thumb,
And pulled out what?
Turd nugget
And said "I forget... is it one or two in the stink?"

What are curds and whey?
 
He went up the hill with Jill

Why was Mary so contrary?

Mary was quite contrary, because her garden grew out of control. All her lovers refused to go down on her unless she cleaned out the jungle.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
 
Mary was quite contrary, because her garden grew out of control. All her lovers refused to go down on her unless she cleaned out the jungle.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
Peter's pecker was peppered with freckles no pickles. A true ginger. Common mistake.

Tom, Tom the piper's son did what again?
 
Peter's pecker was peppered with freckles no pickles. A true ginger. Common mistake.

Tom, Tom the piper's son did what again?

Tom made music on every pipe in town he could find. You'd have thought he was playing a trumpet, given how many times he had to clean the spit valve.

Hickory Dickory Dock, three mice ran up the clock.
How did they get down again?
 
Tom made music on every pipe in town he could find. You'd have thought he was playing a trumpet, given how many times he had to clean the spit valve.

Hickory Dickory Dock, three mice ran up the clock.
How did they get down again?
The farmer's wife taught each of them how to go down.

Why was Rapunzel's hair so long?
 
The farmer's wife taught each of them how to go down.

Why was Rapunzel's hair so long?
One reason......lack of grooming..... But that works for some guys, so I say you go with it!!!!!

What did jack Horner stick his thumb in??
 
The farmer's wife taught each of them how to go down.

Why was Rapunzel's hair so long?

She kept it clean and healthy with a frequent dose of Prince Charming's special hair conditioner.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop?
 
She kept it clean and healthy with a frequent dose of Prince Charming's special hair conditioner.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop?
If you knew Tootsie like I know Tootsie then you'd know how to make her pop.

Why is seawater salty?
 
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