My gf tells me it's like comparing apples and oranges; it's not a question of 'better;' it's a question of differences. She says John's long one is very hot and spicy, and great when your in the mood for a hot load, but a thick chocolate éclair offers a burst of sweet French cream. And a cannoli? Why she's says that's fantastic when you want some really thick sweet cream.
The answer is complex. Apparently he was a little man with a very big dick. He's rumored to have had up to a thousand women between his sheets during his campaigns.
Seven for paternity and child support; four for harassment; and three for defamation.
Good question: The slide initially, gently but firmly.
To let the other doggers know to cum on over.
Daylight Savings Time gives you an extra hour of darkness after work to indulge your kinks.
That's when your wife moons you in front of your son. I feel I have to add 'adult' son.
Because her husband came home from the night shift before you left, and he's seeing red at you in his bed.
To tie flyn to his bed naked and ride him
Doing 69 is one way.
Because vampires were illegal. Oh, you could suck, just not... that!
It's another term for necrophilia. "Crypt," referring to entombment, and "id," the Freudian term for sexual desire.
Because they're really into 'the lifestyle' ... if you know what I mean. Bananakake anyone?
It’s like when swingers can’t figure out who is fucking whom!
